Ross recalled what Mediterranean had just done, frowned, and said to the bearded man in black next to him: "He should be flicking a cigarette butt. Get in the car quickly, and we'll follow..."

However, the bearded man in black didn't buy it at all and insisted on saying that the Mediterranean man just gave him the middle finger. Rose was so angry that he almost called for surveillance.

In the end, after much talk, the man in black and with a beard was finally sent into the car, but the Wuling Hongguang, the sacred car, was obviously nowhere to be seen.

"Oh! Shaite! Ross, who are you looking for? Why did he suddenly disappear?"

The bearded man in black yelled at Rose in dissatisfaction, almost writing the word "sb" on his lips.

Rose's veins popped out and he turned to face him angrily:

"Shut up! If you weren't so blabbering, how could you have lost me!"

"Also, you have wasted 15 minutes and 39 seconds! If you still want to go to the airport, then shut up!"

The bearded brother in black exploded when he heard this. Mad, think about when have you ever been yelled at like this? Can you bear this? (?°?д°?)

"Ross! How dare you say such words to the respected Don Quixote. I now order you to apologize to me immediately!"

"otherwise……"

Before he finished speaking, the driver in front couldn't help it anymore. He took out a "pistol" and pointed it at the two of them. With a cigarette in his mouth, he narrowed his eyes and said calmly:

"You can't even sit down anymore. I just heard that you two are just lying around. If you can, get out of the car and have a try!"

The two of them fell silent for a moment. Ross looked at the dark "muzzle" and stammered:

"Sit, let's sit!"

"We were wrong..."

Before Ross could finish speaking, the driver's uncle glared at him, "Just sit down and shut up!"

After a pause, the driver asked angrily:

"Where?"

Ross swallowed and quickly replied: "The closest airport to here..."

Seeing the uncle driver take back the "pistol", Ross finally breathed a sigh of relief. Of course, he also didn't forget to greet all the eighteen generations of Brother Beard's ancestors in his heart.

"Everyone on YouTube is a liar. Who said the people of Great China are simple and kind-hearted! They always carry pistols when they go out. It seems that they are really not as good as our free and beautiful United States..."

Just as Ross was enjoying himself and enjoying his unknown sense of superiority, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the driver in front of him, picked up his "pistol" and fired at the cigarette butt on his mouth.

"Crack!"

Ross's face suddenly changed. Just when he felt that he might witness the legendary "Qigong" of Dahua, a bunch of light blue flames spurted out from the muzzle of the gun...

Ross: ...

Brother in black with beard:...

The driver uncle took a puff of Huazi happily, after all, he always coughed after taking another puff. Then he looked through the rearview mirror and saw a puddle of water on the ground.

The uncle frowned and said, "Two hundred dollars in the car."

As soon as he finished speaking, the uncle suddenly remembered something. He first looked at the bearded brother in black with a look of disbelief, then covered his nose and said:

"Using the car...four hundred..."

After hearing this, Rose's expression changed, and then he looked at Don Quixote in front of him in disbelief.

Just now, your special number was shouting at the employees, but a lighter scared you to the point of peeing?

After all, Don Quixote is wearing sunglasses, so we can't see clearly what his eyes are like. Anyway, his face is quite red, as if he has blusher on.

Ross calmly moved to the side, his eyes bright but not squinting.

Just when the bearded brother in black was relieved, he heard Ross say calmly:

"You pay the 400 yuan yourself..."

Upon hearing this, Brother Beard immediately turned around and glared at him. However, before he could speak, Ross spoke first:

"What are you looking at? You'll have to pay for it if you peed..."

Brother Beard's face turned even redder. Just as he was about to speak, he heard the driver in front of him speaking "righteously":

"Let me be fair. What this pretty boy said makes sense. No matter how old you are, you have to pay for it if you pee..."

Brother in black with beard:...

Brother Beard can’t wait to stuff his head into his crotch. Mad, I’ve never felt so embarrassed in my life!

He felt that the two people in the carriage did it on purpose, otherwise why would they keep mentioning "peeing on the ground"! I said it was because I drank too much water last night. Would anyone believe it? ??(??_???)?

After the uncle driver said his "fair words", the car suddenly became strangely quiet.

Just when the bearded man in black, who was "living under the crotch", felt that his life was already dark enough.

In the next second, he immediately realized what despair was...

"Crack! Crack! Crack, click, click!"

Ross took out his large-screen camera phone from his trouser pocket and took more than a dozen 360-degree photos. He even didn't even turn off the flash in order to get a clearer picture!

Don Quixote: ...Madre, do you dare to be more arrogant?

When Rose saw something was wrong with Brother Beard's eyes, he immediately raised his phone, which contained his "criminal evidence"!

"What are you looking at? How about taking a picture of you?"

Ross snorted disdainfully, "Temard, you were so arrogant just now!"

Have you heard of the saying: 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi?

"Delete the photo!"

Brother Beard felt that he was about to explode with anger, and he kept saying "Fake" in his heart, so he directly gave Ross's ancestor a "kind" greeting.

Ross shook his head jokingly, quite a bit like a villain, and he almost had the word arrogant carved on his forehead.

Looking at the proud face in front of him, Brother Beard really wanted to teach him a lesson.

He just thought that it would be nice if his subordinates were around. In that case, he must let Ross have a taste of what it means to be "a man on top of a man"!

Then he felt a cold sensation in his crotch, and suddenly realized something, and quickly put away the thought he just had.

If I really wish that my little brother is still by my side, I probably won’t be able to hold my head up for the rest of my life, um... two heads...

"You'd better not tell anyone what happened today, otherwise the great Don Quixote will make you realize what cruelty is!"

As he said that, he made a look at Rose that he thought was very fierce. (′д`σ)σ

As soon as Ross smelled the chilling smell, his eyes subconsciously became a little funny.

The uncle driver was also an honest man. He covered his nose and said in a buzzing voice:

"What, you can also scare the pretty boy to pee?"

"Also, uncle, I'm not telling you, you're a kid who's been a little angry lately. No, you can feel your head go up even if you smell it."

……

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