Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"Um... don't worry, Sister Zhou, we will never look at you with colored eyes!

Dogs cannot change from eating dung, and dung beetles can only push dung balls. You can't help but pick your nose!

This is all natural! do not worry about it. "

Ye Yifan patted his chest directly towards Sister Zhou and said comfortingly.

But why does this sound so weird?

"Yes, yes! Let's just pretend we don't know anything. We'll never mention it again, and we'll pretend it never happened in the future!"

The silly girl also reacted immediately and followed Ye Yifan to comfort Sister Zhou.

Sister Zhou rolled her eyes: Shuan Q...Thank you!

Although she received comfort from her friends, Sister Zhou was still unhappy.

Ye Yifan and Damei looked at each other helplessly.

It seems that whether Sister Zhou can get over the social death incident next depends on Sister Zhou herself.

Time is the best medicine to heal pain.

Sister Zhou just slumped on the sofa in frustration, motionless.

Except that her breathing was still normal, Sister Zhou's eyes had lost focus and turned into lifeless fish eyes.

But at this time, a violent sound of water attracted the attention of Damei and Ye Yifan.

It turns out to be that Magikarp!

King Magikarp is blowing bubbles and wagging his tail in the pool!

The silly girl had an idea and quickly picked up the Magikarp from the pool, then quickly put down the Ivysaur and carried the Magikarp in her arms.

Then, Dai Mei led Carp King and rushed directly in front of Sister Zhou.

Ye Yifan looked at the silly girl's movements and suddenly realized it!

Rather than letting Sister Zhou continue to be emo, it is better to turn Sister Zhou's embarrassing emotions into anger.

At least let Sister Zhou's emotions be more vivid, otherwise problems will arise sooner or later if she keeps suppressing them like this.

Sure enough, after being fished out, King Magikarp quickly began to cry out unwillingly.

"Carp, carp! (You idiot lying on the sofa!)"

There seems to be a hint of ridicule in the dull eyes of the Magikarp.

"Ding, the system reminds you that your water-type Pokémon [Flash Magikarp] successfully learned the skill [Taunt] and reached the MAX level."

"Crack-" a sound.

The silly girl let go.

So Magikarp just jumped onto the sofa.

Sister Zhou remained motionless and seemed to be wandering around.

The silly girl frowned, thinking about what to do next.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Ye Yifan came over and patted Carp King lightly on his tail.

Then, Magikarp struck back completely!

But Ye Yifan had already withdrawn his hand, so now it was Sister Zhou who suffered!

"Ding, the system reminds you that your water Pokémon [Flash Magikarp] used the skill [Serial Slap]"

Sister Zhou takes damage -1.

Sister Zhou takes damage -1.

Sister Zhou takes damage -1.

......

With several "pia——" sounds, King Magikarp furiously attacked Sister Zhou.

So under the watchful eyes of Ye Yifan and Daimei, Sister Zhou slowly woke up from the grief of social death.

"Whole grass!!! Stinky fish, you are old and shy, and you have a peerless appearance! How dare you... Come with the sword! Die for me."

As soon as she finished speaking, Sister Zhou started fighting with the Carp King.

"Carp, carp! (You don't respect fish ethics!)"

Carp King's dull eyes flashed with a fierce light!

So Sister Zhou and Carp King came to an impasse.

After Sister Zhou punched King Carp, King Carp asked Sister Zhou to add a set of [serial slaps].

Dumb Girl: Good guy, this is actually a turn-based fight...

"I didn't know what to say at the moment. As an old father, I am very happy to see Sister Zhou full of life again!"

Ye Yifan finally looked at the fight between one person and one fish, and the corners of his mouth twitched several times unconsciously.

But...when will this fight end?

By the way, Sister Zhou is too tough.

After being beaten for so long, there is nothing wrong, my face is not red, and my skin is too thick.

A tree without bark will die, but a person without bark...will be invincible!

After a long time, Ye Yifan couldn't stand it anymore, so Ye Yifan changed from a treacherous villain who persuaded people to fight to a peace ambassador who yearned for peace.

He rushed between a man and a fish and shouted: "Don't fight anymore!" () ()

"Don't stop me from beating the fish! Otherwise, I'll take you too!"

Okay! Up.

It’s just the innocent Carp King who suffered a lot. It’s all because your master failed to live up to his expectations!

Ye Yifan glanced at Carp King with pity.

The silly girl glanced at Magikarp, who was fighting in a turn-based manner, and whispered in her heart:

Carp King has made a great contribution! What a healing Pokémon companion.

……

After a fierce battle.

Sister Zhou finally regained her consciousness and started the live broadcast resolutely.

"Where did you fall? Where do you get up?"

In fact, Ye Yifan and Daimei don't think there is anything wrong with Sister Zhou facing the public now.

The way to face fear is to face it head on! Desensitization therapy also makes sense.

But they really underestimated the enthusiasm of netizens.

The incident of Sister Zhou picking her nose in public has caused quite a stir on the Internet.

In addition to Sister Zhou's own influence, it is also because of the popularity of the "Pet Gorgeous Contest".

So as soon as the live broadcast started, the number of people in Sister Zhou's live broadcast room far exceeded the usual number of people.

"Good guy! My popularity has increased since I was in the news. Is social death so exciting? It's weird, it's weird!"

Sister Zhou laughed at herself in front of the camera.

This was the first thing Sister Zhou said.

As soon as he finished speaking, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room increased again.

Sister Zhou now understands what "black and red are also considered red".

It turns out that so many people love to watch social death...

As the number of viewers increases, so does the number of barrages in the live broadcast room.

"Fire tongs Liu Ming, fire tongs Liu Ming! I guess there will be many people who know that Sister Zhou is on the air and will come here!"

"Sister Zhou is really capable. She still insists on broadcasting even though society is dead. Her family members are so cute!"

"I guess after Sister Zhou died in society, the eldest brother carried the train and ran away overnight!"

"I came here to watch, Sister Zhou is so good-looking!"

Actually it's not too bad.

After all, many of these barrages are meant to ridicule in good faith, and the truly malicious barrages are quickly covered and brushed aside by most of the barrages that are meant to ridicule.

Therefore, Sister Zhou feels that she is still confident to complete the live broadcast.

"Hello everyone! I, Zhou Shuyi, am here to make a confession today." Sister Zhou raised her eyes and looked at the camera, very sincerely.

After seeing another barrage, Sister Zhou continued.

“When I went to the ‘Pet Glam Contest’ today.

I personally did not pay attention to the management of my behavior as a public figure, which caused a bad impact on everyone.

Here, I solemnly apologize to everyone! sorry! "

Sister Zhou stared at the live broadcast camera with serious eyes.

"Tears! Sister Zhou actually apologized for picking her nose in public!"