Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

More than ten minutes passed.

The toxic gas produced in the toilet has been blown away by the wind. The bathroom finally got rid of the "white mist" state.

You can clearly see inside.

I saw Bulbasaur taking a step forward with clear vision, putting away [Photosynthesis], and the buds on his back no longer glowed, and returned to their original appearance.

Bulbasaur, who had mastered pretending to be crazy and acting stupid to the highest level, was staring innocently.

Pretend everything is normal and nothing happened.

"Bulbas~"

Although Bulbasaur looked calm on the outside, his heart was beating wildly.

He thought to himself: I was scared to death. Just because I wasn't paying attention, the owner almost made a cocoon and tied up the dog... Can you please save the frog some worries?

Where can I buy a pet?

It’s obvious that I’m inviting a father back home!

I work so hard and worry so much just to have three meals a day. Isn’t this more tiring than going to work? !

Bulbasaur felt a lot of emotion.

"Hoo~~~ Hoo~~~"

"Gulu...wave..."

Looking at Dai Mei'er and Sister Zhou, two big sworn enemies, they were lying on the ground, with a small amount of foam left in the corners of their mouths from vomiting...

Bulbasaur doesn't get angry anywhere.

It struggled to crawl in front of them, raised its little paws, and went up to fight with each other.

"Clap clap..."

"Bulbas, Bulbasaur. (Wake up!)"

The pain made the duo lying on the ground finally react.

I saw that first their stiff hands and feet twitched, and then they began to twist like [unicorn bugs].

"Ahem, I'm finally alive~~~"

Although there is still some coughing, he has slowly regained consciousness and gradually regained consciousness.

After a long breath...

"Where am I? What am I doing?"

Sister Zhou, who was worthy of being the most capable mute bride, was the first to get up from the ground.

Although he was a little confused and his movements were a little staggering.

But still alive.

"This is my home... We seemed to be cooking and cooking around the toilet together, and then... you vomited."

"Huh?! Really?"

The 4k dual-core brains of the two silly girls began to try to restart.

First reboot...failed.

Trying to connect...for second reboot.

Fans in the live broadcast room looked at the two people who were acting silly as always, and their hearts dropped.

It’s still funny, so that’s not a big problem!

If the silly girl doesn't stay still and the Zhou sister doesn't do anything, then they are not them.

"A funny live broadcast weirdly turned into a drug-making scene! He almost killed himself."

"It is worthy of being the 'Daizhou Combination' with the highest academic qualifications, the strongest mobility, and the most powerful brain combination in history."

"I almost had to burn paper for the anchor, but luckily I was able to save him."

"What a big heart!"

Fans in the live broadcast room flooded the screen with barrage.

Successfully assisted the two in retrieving their lost "memory".

After everyone's enthusiastic review, the two finally recalled the whole incident.

"...I'm very sorry for causing everyone to worry!"

Dai Meier and Sister Zhou made profound reflections.

of course.

How could the fan group, which can handle things better than the anchors, let them go so easily?

The disaster was caused by two people together, and Sister Zhou must bear the blame alone.

Who wants all the people watching to be male fans? ?

Papaya and pineapple (half), decisively choose papaya!

"Just now in the live broadcast room, the super tube warning was so anxious that I almost called Yaoyaoling."

"Tomorrow's hot search: Sister Zhou, the biggest cheater in history, vows to drag her best friend and stupid girl to die together holding the shit emperor's throne."

Sister Zhou was innocently shot.

I was almost shot into pieces by netizens’ barrages.

"I didn't want to either. Who knew xxx+xx could be poisonous? They are both good cleaning helpers if used separately.

Taken together, it becomes the first choice for home travel, invisible murder, and suicide. "

Sister Zhou complained aggrievedly to everyone in the live broadcast room.

They are obviously victims too!

Too bully.

Faced with Sister Zhou's crocodile tears, fans didn't buy it. Just skip Sister Zhou and ignore her.

Instead, he began to praise Bulbasaur, the Ultimate Savior, for his actions.

"The revenge of the toilet is so terrifying, it almost disappeared, but luckily Bulbasaur is here."

"Old woman, the most correct thing you did this year was to buy garlic toads."

"I scolded you for taking advantage of me before. This 30 yuan is so worth it~~~"

Two days ago, the entire Internet was ridiculing that the stupid girl was taken advantage of by an unscrupulous pet shop owner and got cheated out of 30 yuan.

Now his face has changed again.

The unfavorable Bulbasaur was unanimously praised...

Human beings are so fickle.

"That's right, thank you Garlic Toad."

The silly girl knelt down and picked up Bulbasaur, and sincerely thanked it.

"Thanks to you this time, the matter of you spitting on my face has been overturned."

On the contrary, Sister Zhou, who is not forgiving, is still a little coy, and deliberately brings up old things again, so that the two do not owe each other.

"Wonderful Frog."

Bulbasaur responded with a soft cry, glanced at Sister Zhou, and thought to himself: Just treat it as your sincere thanks.

Just when everyone was immersed in this beautiful atmosphere.

"shit!"

The silly girl suddenly howled loudly, frightening everyone!

"Old woman, what's wrong with you?"

"Did you get sick? Did you just recover... It's a bit serious to have an illness once a month."

"Stupid girl, what's wrong with you?"

"I think about it, although we are fine...and the toilet is fine...but the duck is still missing and has not been found!?

What if the boss asks? "

It can be seen that the silly girl is still very responsible.

joke!

A toad costs 30. How many 30 does a duck cost?

If we look at the size and weight...it's still 1.5 toads.

"..."

"I think you can't count on the toilet. It's better to call the pet shop owner directly and tell the truth."

Sister Zhou patted the silly girl on the shoulder solemnly.

Do you think Sister Zhou discovered it because of her conscience?

Innocent!

She was trying to distance herself from the relationship and let the stupid girl handle everything by herself. As long as I ran fast enough, the debt compensation couldn't catch up with me!

"Get out of here, I'm half responsible for you, don't even think about it!"

The silly girl tore through Sister Zhou's disguise without mercy.

really.

Apart from your enemies, the people who know you best in the world are your besties.

"Are you enlightened today? Why don't you listen to the lies?"

"My wise eyes have already seen through your disguise, don't even think about it."

have to.

Failed to dump the blame!

If you are a sister, kill me. I am Sister xxxx Zhou.