Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

Magic City.

The silly girl's house.

Dai Mei'er and Sister Zhou, two women on the left and one on the right, one in front and one behind, walked back and forth in the living room alternately.

The silly girl was chewing her nails unconsciously, feeling very anxious.

"Should I say it or not... How can I say such a weird thing?"

"Then will the handsome boss believe what we say? Will he directly download the national anti-fraud app, or... simply call the police!"

"It's impossible? It shouldn't be..."

Sister Zhou kept muttering in her mouth, trying hard to figure out how on earth the "Cachable Duck" could be flushed away in the toilet.

The toilet is so small, but it is so big and fluffy.

No matter which physicist's coffin board he is, he can't hold it down!

"Bulbasa, Bulbasaur."

Bulbasaur was lying comfortably on the sofa, looking at the two chattering attentively, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

sleepy!

Bulbasaur: Humans are so confused, so bored and so hungry. What’s the next meal?

Two beautiful anchors with outstanding IQs and full compensation for their figure and appearance.

This dissociated state has lasted for several hours.

Ever since they witnessed the strange disappearance of Kodak Duck, the two of them were so stunned that they even forgot to turn off the live broadcast room.

All the netizens couldn't stand it anymore.

"Old woman, if you have time to think about things here, why not go take a look at that super-suction toilet.

Maybe the next Robert Prize will be yours. "

"Just thinking is useless. The great man said it well: Practice is the only criterion for testing truth."

"That's right. If you suspect that the toilet is a sperm, then kill it."

"I have the Taoist's phone number... Do you want Taoist Yimei's contact information, or Master Jingsheng's?"

"Master Purification Master?

When the palace sword is swung, not even a blade of grass will grow - nothing will grow from its roots? ! "

"..."

"Never mind the Master.

Maybe the sewer connection is a special passage through a certain Two-dimensional space. "

Dai Meier and Sister Zhou were speechless.

"I don't study well, so don't lie to me."

"Didn't it say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a spirit?

What's more, it's a toilet elf, co-evolving with it just to enjoy eating shit better? ! "

More than imagination.

Sister Zhou dares to claim second place, but no one dares to compete for first place!

Who told her to be kicked in the head by a donkey when she was a child?

That being said.

Although Dai Mei'er and Sister Zhou don't believe it and are skeptical.

But there is no other way at the moment, and nothing is idle...

"How about trying to cut the toilet?!"

The silly hair on the silly girl's head stood up like antennas, and her natural silly personality was inspired by fans.

He actually planned to attack his "close partner" who had been with him for several years.

The silly girl and the toilet looked at each other affectionately: You know my depth, and I know your hips! The two of us are a match made in heaven.

"o(*￣︶￣*)o...haha, that's exactly what I meant."

Sister Zhou is indeed her best friend. She lets go of things together and gets into trouble together.

The two women hit it off immediately and were ready to work like crazy.

Crying unconscious in the toilet...

"Wonderful Frog."

Bulbasaur really doubted whether his master's IQ had dropped off again, and he suddenly felt hopeless.

And it gives rise to an ominous feeling!

Having made up their minds, Daimei'er and Sister Zhou began to search frantically in the house.

The first thing to test is the super suction power of the toilet!

"Let's see if it can swallow the marbles first."

"Hoohoo!"

Living up to expectations, the toilet smoothly carried away the thumb-sized glass marbles in one wave.

Lost in the first game.

The silly girl duo were not discouraged and changed the items again to challenge.

"The test this time is a ping pong ball that is one size larger than the marbles!"

"Hoohoo!"

As expected of a toilet with super strong suction, even table tennis balls can’t stop it.

Netizens in the live broadcast room have seen various tests.

For example: blind box testing, rumor testing, product testing.

But this is the first time I have seen such a violent, dangerous and direct "toilet semen" test.

Shocked netizens for a whole year!

"Damn, I was just teasing and joking, but I didn't expect the silly girls to be so brave and dare to take action!"

"You don't understand this. They are comedy anchors. They can't do anything."

"The program's effect is really good. The number of topics and attention increased immediately."

"Tomorrow's hot headlines: Dumb Girl teamed up with Sister Zhou, the two of them launched a thunderous attack to assassinate a bucket, and the Toilet Assassin was born!"

Thanks to the two women's work, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room increased from 2 to 5.

Although many of them wanted to witness with their own eyes how Dai Meier and Sister Zhou overturned.

But it can’t handle the large traffic and outstanding program effects.

This is definitely going to be on tomorrow’s hot search list!

The two parties involved, Dai Meier and Sister Zhou, never expected such an effect in their wildest dreams.

Their starting point was to use a simple test to explore the specific whereabouts of the duck.

Unintentionally, it unexpectedly exploded.

Since the audience and fans like to watch it, let’s make it bigger! The storm is coming.

"Dear fans, the shit king's throne in the stupid girl's family can still survive a few rounds of tests, please be patient and watch."

"A box of dry water babies! Get inside..."

The water babies were originally only about the size of fish roes, but when exposed to water they swelled to the size of a blueberry.

In one box, the number is over a hundred.

The swollen water baby is stuck in the throat of the toilet, unable to go up or down, colorful and gorgeous.

"That's great! There will definitely be a blockage with so many people."

"That's not necessarily true. This is the Shit King's Throne that even Kodak Duck doesn't pay attention to. Just a few hundred? It's not enough to fight."

"Regardless of the quantity, in terms of weight, it's only 3 kilograms at most."

"Young girl can flush out 3 pounds of feces, but there's no reason why water babies can't flush it out."

"... Pass it on, the silly girl soaks up three catties of shit, so her nickname is: She soaks up three catties of shit."

"..."

“After all, I am a good-looking anchor, can you please be more polite and save me some face?

If you ruin someone's family like this, you won't be able to get married! "

The silly girl had a look of despair on her face, and she was really impressed by these idiots.

Fans in the live broadcast room don't care about this. The more irritable the host is, the more excited we are.

It’s obvious that watching the excitement is not a big deal!

"Wow la la!"

Amid the barrage of comments that flooded the screen, Sister Zhou pressed the water refill button.

"Hoohoo!"

The water flow turned into a vortex, and colorful water babies rushed down the hole, very smooth.

"Wocao! So strong!"

"This sewer...sitting on the ground can absorb soil."

"I guess the toilet brand took a breath when seeing this."

"I failed again. Don't be afraid. My family members click on the fan cards, light up the little red hearts, and pay attention to the anchor to avoid getting lost."

Daimei'er and Sister Zhou are getting better and better, and they are having fun too. I guess they have forgotten why they used the "knife" toilet in the first place.