Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

It was like an enlightenment to reach the duck!

He jumped up, dodged Sister Zhou's claws, and got into the toilet.

"Huh~~~"

Sister Zhou just wanted to grab it, but she stopped midway. Her face of anger and horror immediately turned into a look of disgust and disgust!

"This perverted duck is too clean. I can't stand it anymore."

That's a toilet...a place where humans relieve themselves.

No matter how much hatred there is, Sister Zhou, who has just taken a bath and has a mysophobia, can only look back and sigh.

Can't do it!

"Accessible..."

The farce of the chase finally came to an end, and Kodak finally "escaped from death" and saved his life.

But when I think of Ye Yifan's countdown.

When I just hung up the phone, the countdown had already reached 26, and now more than ten seconds have passed.

There are only about 30 seconds left before the 10-second time limit.

"Accessible!!!"

Kodak couldn't calm down for two seconds, and he became more nervous again, and his head started to have a severe headache.

But he still endured the headache and pressed the flush button of the toilet with his short hand.

"What is this little yellow duck going to do?"

"It doesn't really believe that idiot's lies and plans to go back through the toilet sewer, does it?"

Oh my god, are there really such innocent ducks in the world?

“It’s not as thin and long as poop, it’s as big as a duck, how can it be passed down?

I bet a pack of spicy strips, it will get stuck! "

"Isn't it just a pack of spicy strips? I'll follow, and add another pack of Daqianmen!"

Amidst the exclamations of netizens and the dumbfounded eyes of Dai Meier and Sister Zhou.

The toilet flush button was pressed!

The water in the water tank began to "circle" out. As the water flowed, the yellow-haired duck began to circle around in the toilet.

"Da da da......"

Along with spinning in circles, it also sang a "war song: "butterfly" that can easily ignite the soul of an otaku."

Netizens immediately went crazy!

The barrage flooded the screen directly, leaving almost no gaps.

"Wocao, this duck can actually sing."

"Not only that, it also sings Digimon's theme song "Butterfly."

When I hear this melody, I feel like my soul is exploding! "

"Look, its spinning posture... Wocao, it's about to 'super evolve'!"

Pokémon needs to learn Digimon: Mega Evolution!

This is really outrageous. Open the door to outrageousness--so outrageous!

"Da da da......."

Kodak Duck can be as versatile as it is today, thanks to Ye Yifan, who arranged a TV for it out of fear that it would be bored.

Let it live comfortably in cartoons...

Lest Ducky gets a headache and blows up the pet store by mistake.

"Thanks: Desert Guyan, x99 rocket for the reward."

"Thank you: this is the taste, the luxury yacht that I rewarded you with."

"Thank you: Brother No. 10 on the list, for sending me x[-] carnivals!"

"..."

Daimei'er and Sister Zhou would never have thought of it in their wildest dreams.

The first climax of this live broadcast was actually caused by a duck singing while flushing the toilet.

As the water flow became more and more rapid, Koda Ya pulled off the bra cup on his head and prepared to protect his eyes.

Then he struck a handsome Superman flying pose. (I have to say that the cartoon about Kodak is a bit confusing to watch.)

"Here's the moment to witness the silly duck getting stuck!"

"I'm bound to get a pack of spicy strips."

"Forget it, please be human and be ready to call 119 fire department.

After all, it is a life. "

Just when everyone agreed that the duck must be stuck in the toilet.

did not expect.

The chubby body of the duck is like a deflated balloon, rapidly flattening and twisting (caused by the distortion of space by the power of mind).

"GuluLongLong~~~"

Then the toilet seemed to turn into a huge abyss, and suddenly and mercilessly swallowed up the cute duck god.

"Ding, the system reminds you that your pet Kodak used the skill [Psychic Power] and successfully teleported back to the original location."

"Stupid girl... your toilet is so awesome, do you know it yourself?"

Sister Zhou began to ask questions from her soul.

The stupid girl shook her head blankly and replied in despair.

"Usually, it's blocked when you pull a baby or get into a big penis, and it's hard to get through it... Today, it's in a good mood. Has it changed its gender?!!"

The stupid girl and Sister Zhou at the scene were staring at the toilet bowl, unable to regain their consciousness for a long time.

Is this toilet being renovated? Are you sure it's not a portal? !

How could such a big duck just disappear?

"Wood grass!"

"Did the stupid duck really get flushed down the toilet? Silly girl... what brand of toilet do you have?

The suction is so powerful! "

"Why are you still standing there? You really think your toilet is connected to the Atlantic Ocean! The little yellow duck must be stuck on a certain floor below."

"Yes, yes, yes, call 119 for the fire department quickly, don't let it turn into a studio accident!"

Netizens who witnessed the scene of Kodak being swallowed by the toilet were stunned.

He quickly reminded Dai Meier and Sister Zhou to start the rescue.

"Hey, how are you 119? I have a duck that was flushed down the toilet."

"Hello, please describe the duck's specific characteristics, weight, size, and how long it has been washed away."

"...a big duck!"

"Ma'am, how big is it? Please give an example."

"About this big!"

On the other side of the phone, the silly girl tilted her head and held the phone between her hands. She spread her hands about half a meter long, which was about the size of a duck.

Simply.

"..."

All netizens and the operator who answered the 119 police call fell silent.

If you gesture from here, can the other party see it?

Compared with loneliness!

crucial moment.

The stupid girl's habit of being stupid has recurred again, it's so disappointing!

"You go ahead and let me do it! That duck is about 40cm tall and about the same width as a football..."

Sister Zhou grabbed the phone and added a description.

After hearing Sister Zhou's description, although the operator's expression was not visible on the phone, his next words fully demonstrated his professionalism.

Honestly.

It would be nice if the operator didn't scold people who reported false police reports and wasted public resources.

The soul asks: Can your toilet flush football away? ! The toilet is not as big-minded as you.

A pair of heartless besties.

"Okay madam, we have received your request and will contact 120 later to come to your door to serve you.

What is your address? "

"What's wrong with me calling level 119, level 120? Wait...are you saying I'm sick?"

Dai Mei'er and Sister Zhou were confused by what they said, and it took a long time for them to react.

The relationship is that the other party regards the patient as mentally ill.