Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

“Woman, tell me the truth.

Are you making something out of nothing? The so-called ‘friends’ don’t exist at all. In fact, that person is yourself? ! "

Ye Yifan felt that no one should be so stupid except the silly girl herself.

Although the two of them didn't have much contact, it can be inferred from the behavior of the silly girl "escape from the bill" by forcefully calling him.

This woman has great looks and a great figure... so what? It's all in exchange for IQ.

"Are you insulting my intelligence?!"

If Sister Zhou knew what silly girl said, she would sing "Thank You" while crying in the bathroom.

The one who co-authored it and has no IQ is Sister Zhou.

You old sixes!

“Guest, please calm down, Youdao, God has opened a door for you and also closed a window for you.

Don't feel inferior, I won't laugh at you. "

Ye Yifan said with a sigh.

Because currently, it’s not just the stupid girl whose IQ is in arrears, but also the duck in her arms.

"Achievable?"

"Ding, the system prompts that your pet has used the skill [Instant Forgetting]."

"..." Ye Yifan.

"It's not really me!"

When the silly girl heard this, Ye Yifan's words were full of doubts, and the great man's chest heaved violently with anger.

Netizens watching the live broadcast shouted.

"Wocao, can you watch this without paying? Welfare Ji moment!"

"Thanks to the pet shop owner, this good man has a safe life!"

"Old woman, you are causing trouble... Damn, I'm running out of paper towels in the toilet, can anyone help me deliver them!"

"That's enough for you, just make fun of me! If you make any more noise, I'll get off the air!"

"do not......"

"Anchor, we were wrong, please continue!"

The silly girl was so angry that her face turned red. What have these people been thinking about all day? What majestic, short of paper towels.

Fans are used to joking with the silly girl and they know the right rules. Once they heard her, they threatened to take her off the air.

Immediately change your face to a flattering one, one that acknowledges your mistakes and can correct them, and give up as soon as you feel good!

"What! He's really my friend... If you don't believe me, just listen!"

In order to prove that she was not that stupid, the stupid girl immediately blamed Sister Zhou who had been in the bathroom for a long time.

"Sister Zhou, are you still alive? If you are not dead, just say something~~~"

The silly girl was holding her cell phone outside the door, as close as possible so that the phone's mic could pick up the sound of the person inside.

"Squeak~~~"

"...I thank you uncle...it's still under construction this week! You should hurry up."

A long series of "squeak" responses came out of the bathroom, followed by Sister Zhou's hysterical roar.

"ah."

The silly girl rarely saw Sister Zhou explode like this, so she couldn't help being shocked.

"Boss Handsome, if you heard this this time, you should believe it."

The silly girl took out her trembling ears and dissed Ye Yifan on the other end of the phone with a helpless tone.

"..."

Ye Yifan listened clearly, and he really had so-called "friends."

"Guest, you and your friends are indeed good besties...the modern version of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix!"

"There's no need to say compliments. Boss, just tell me if Bulbasaur's saliva is poisonous."

With such an IQ, the silly girl didn't realize that Ye Yifan was depressed about her, and naively thought that he was praising her.

"..."

Ye Yifan was stunned. This woman was so bad that she couldn't tell her words clearly. Forget it, I'd better not tease her and tell her it's okay.

So as not to affect the conquest of [Giant Winged Flying Fish].

"Bulbasaur is a grass-type + poison-type Pokémon, so it's supposed to be poisonous."

"What? It's really poisonous. What about my sisters?"

When the stupid girl heard the introduction, she felt even more panicked.

"Don't worry. Under normal circumstances, Bulbasaur will not release toxins, and even if it releases it, it will be light and it will paralyze it for a period of time at most."

Ye Yifan added at the critical moment.

To prevent the other party's brain from shutting down again and being unable to react.

"Oh, that's good, that's good."

When the silly girl heard this, she patted her chest and felt relieved.

The silly girl looked at Bulbasaur beside her and couldn't help but praise her repeatedly: I didn't expect you to be so powerful and know how to use poison.

"Wonderful Frog!"

Bulbasaur enjoyed his master's praise very much, and his eyes were bent with laughter.

"By the way, if you want to know if any of your friends are poisoned, just ask her if she has any uncomfortable symptoms."

Adhering to the principle of customer first, Ye Yifan still needs to give a warning.

After Ye Yifan's popular science, Daimei'er knew the biggest danger: it was just "temporary paralysis."

Hey, as long as you can't die or be disfigured.

If you suffer, you will suffer!

She truly deserves to be the best best friend in the world.

However, out of humanity, the stupid girl still asked symbolically.

"Hey, Sister Zhou...are you numb?"

"You're numb... I'm fine. I just can't wash it off and my skin is getting slippery."

Sister Zhou still spoke loudly, and through the door, Ye Yifan on the other end of the phone could hear her clearly.

Ye Yifan immediately replied: "It's okay to be a little slippery, saliva is not a bad thing.

Refer to bird's nest, which has beauty-beautifying effects when taken internally.

Bulbasaur saliva also has beautifying effects when applied externally. "

"According to what you said, we still made a profit..."

Silly girl, I believe you, a man’s mouth is a liar!

"Giant wings... flying fish!"

The giant-winged flying fish became even more angry when he saw that one man and one beast were so inattentive in the battle.

With a super large [Water Wave] attack, rough waves appeared out of thin air and hit the two fleeing people.

"Oops! Range attack, I can't dodge it this time."

Ye Yifan secretly thought it was not good.

Due to the limitations of the site, while controlling the activity range of the giant-winged flying fish, he was also restricted.

There is no way to avoid it!

"Ding, the system reminds you that if your pet Duck uses the skill [Psychic Power], something unexpected will happen."

"Great! The Duck God is still reliable at critical moments. Success or failure depends on this."

"Kada...ah!"

At the critical moment when Ye Yifan was full of hope and expected Kodakya to show his true strength and turn the tide.

If nothing else, an accident happened.

"Wave!"

I saw Kodak duck holding his head with both hands and letting out a decisive duck call.

next second.

A black hole appears, and the whole duck disappears.

"Ding, the system prompts that your pet Duck used telekinesis and [Instant Teleportation] occurred."

"..."

“Shanai~~~”

Ye Yifan was speechless.

Gardevoir held his forehead with one hand and sighed in frustration.

"You actually ran away from me! If I had known better, I shouldn't have had any hope."

No matter how well-mannered Ye Yifan is, he will still be so angry at Kodak Duck.

Too pit!

Xia Kingdom and Magic City.

The home of the popular anchor Daimeier.

The silly girl was talking to Ye Yifan on the phone when she suddenly heard Ye Yifan roaring angrily on the other end of the phone.

Still don't know what happened.

next second.

A black hole appeared in the bathroom, and a silly yellow-haired duck fell out of thin air.

"Can reach duck!?"

"Ah! Where did that little yellow duck appear! That's my bra cup... Put it down for me!"

The Kodak Duck appears and Sister Zhou is in trouble again!