Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"Yeah!"

"Sister Zhou, what's wrong with you?"

The stupid girl who heard the noise went back to the living room to check. He was directly shocked by Sister Zhou's miserable appearance.

I saw Sister Zhou now, with melon seeds on her face, and her hair was wet and messy.

"Tick!"

"Tick!"

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Sister Zhou felt as if she had taken a cold shower, with water droplets dripping from her body.

People can't help but have the illusion that she just accidentally entered the drum washing machine?

How could it be destroyed like this?

This style, without the power of 700 horsepower, would not be able to create such an elegant feeling.

"Ouch~~~I'm going!"

Even the stupid girl with a big heart jumped up in fright when she saw it, and let out a cry like a horse.

I was really scared.

The silly girl murmured in her heart: Isn’t this too miserable?

He tentatively asked Sister Zhou with some concern: "Are you okay..."

"What do you say?"

"What did you do? To achieve such virtue."

"Nothing, just eating melon..."

The silly girl looked at the messy piece of fruit on the coffee table, with melon rinds, seeds, and fruit plates all scattered on the floor.

The stupid girl fell silent.

Just eat a watermelon, there’s no need to work so hard, right!?

"Sister Zhou, do you think I will believe it?

My sofa and the new carpet...are all in ruins. "

The stupid girl wants to cry but has no tears, why is it always me who gets hurt?

"Zhou Dasheng, you must give me a perfect explanation! How can any melon-eating people do this?"

Facing the question from the silly girl with a silly expression written all over her face, Sister Zhou turned to look at her expressionlessly.

He replied mechanically: "I said everything was done by your toad. Do you believe it?"

Sister Zhou's beautiful eyes were all gray, with no trace of fluctuation visible.

The stupid girl's hair stood on end as she looked at it and began to become uncertain. Turning around and taking a look, I saw the honest Bulbasaur on the coffee table.

Very doubtful.

"This...is unlikely."

Bulbasaur is so small, even if it spits out all the water in its body, it won't have such a shocking effect.

It is no longer a question of whether the silly girl believes it or not. This is completely beyond the conservation laws of physics.

"Liang Xipi's...it ate half a catty of watermelon and actually vomited out one and a half catties of melon seeds...that's too much!

There is no law!And there is no law! "

Sister Zhou seemed to see the incredulity of the stupid girl, so she could only continue to speak expressionlessly.

There is quite a feeling of despair, and there is also a feeling of anger that is about to burst out in silence.

"..."

"What kind of watermelon is this? Where did you buy it? There are so many pieces!?"

Sister Zhou became more and more excited as she talked and could no longer remain calm. He was shaking with anger.

"嘘嘚嘚嘚..."

The melon seeds stuck to my face fell down.

"Bulbasaur~~~"

Bulbasaur was very measured, and the [Seed Machine Gun] used was not very powerful, leaving only a "light red mark" on Sister Zhou's face.

No harm was done.

Although it is not very powerful, it is extremely insulting!

And it left a serious psychological shadow on Sister Zhou.

"Wonderful Frog!"

Bulbasaur proudly declared that he had won this battle.

What can the stupid girl say when she sees this?

I originally thought that Sister Zhou was the initiator, but who knew that the situation would turn around so quickly and she would actually become the victim.

And his precious Bulbasaur is the culprit.

"Uh, it's really you little guy who did it! Haha~ That's amazing. If that's the case, then it's okay."

Of course I chose to forgive!

"You're... so unfair."

Seeing the one-sided approach of the stupid girl, Sister Zhou almost fainted from anger.

He deserved it, being bullied by a toad in vain.

"Sigh, Sister Zhou listened to my advice from my sister, don't be too serious in your life, let alone with a pet. It would be too embarrassing to spread the word."

The stupid girl hit the nail on the head and chatted Tianer to death.

This was clearly meant to make Sister Zhou suffer, so she swallowed it hard.

Sad reminder!

"Ahhh! I'm going crazy. I need to take a bath! My whole body is covered with toad saliva..."

Sister Zhou was filled with grief and anger, rushed into the bathroom and started rubbing her body with soap.

I almost rubbed the skin off.

When has Sister Zhou ever suffered such a big loss? She scored twice and fell twice in Bulbasaur.

A "stealing" of dog food.

One time I was sprayed all over by the [Seed Machine Gun].

"Stinky toad, it's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge! Remember this for me..."

Sister Zhou vowed to fight the evil toad forever.

"Bulbasa, Bulbasaur."

Bulbasaur shouted indifferently: I am not a human being. If I want to take revenge, I will take revenge on the spot.

"what!!!"

But for a moment.

Sister Zhou's pig-killing cry came from the bathroom again.

"What happened to you?"

"Why can't I wash off the saliva of the garlic toad? Help."

No matter how much soap she puts on her body, Sister Zhou always feels like she can't wash it off and her body is still wet and sticky.

For Sister Zhou, who has a mysophobia, this is like being trapped in hell.

"Can anyone tell me if the saliva is poisonous?"

"Where can I ask?"

When Sister Zhou said this, Dai Meier was instantly frightened to the point of losing her mind and at a loss.

"Aren't you the anchor? With so many fans in the live broadcast room, someone must know about it."

"Oh, that's right! Just wait for me and hold on, Sister Zhou."

The silly girl hurriedly opened the live broadcast on her mobile phone.

As soon as the live broadcast room opened, the number of fans soared to more than 35000.

As expected of a popular beauty anchor, she is always popular.

"Hey, I remember that there is no PK mission for the silly girl today? Why is the live broadcast started at this time?"

"Old woman, you finally appeared. You have been gone for 13 hours, 23 minutes and 17 seconds."

"Today's silly girl is also beautiful, so good-looking."

"I don't know if it's an illusion, but I feel like the anchor's figure is a little more amazing."

"The beauty of the silly girl I have a daily crush on is +1."

"The beauty of the silly girl I have a daily crush on is +1."

"The beauty of the silly girl I have a daily crush on is +1."

......

A group of perverts started teasing the anchor on a daily basis, and they liked to see the silly girl blushing and shy.

Everyone was immersed in the sexy girl's curves and "can't help themselves".

Suddenly, from behind the camera, a thunderous roar came from the direction of the bathroom.

"Old woman, did you ask?"

That was the furious Sister Zhou urging her to die.

"Old woman, you have a situation!"

“Not only is there a situation, but the competitor is also a woman... She also stripped naked and took a shower at Duimeier’s house.

My house collapsed! "

"e=(?o｀*))) Oh? This voice sounds so familiar... It seems to be Sister Zhou's voice."

"That's enough. Stop making trouble. I have something to ask you... What would happen if you were kissed by a frog?"

Dumei'er organized her words and tried to save some face for Sister Zhou.

"Nonsense, if you get kissed by a frog, you will definitely turn into a princess!

But...if I get licked by a toad, I might die before tonight. "

"........"

The stupid girl was so frightened that her face was frozen with fear.