Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

three days later.

"Pokémon" mysterious island and hunting ranch are officially opened.

Guo Zijian started preparations at 4 o'clock in the morning and arranged for 3000 cruise ships, large and small fishing boats, and 23870 yachts. After more than 10 trips back and forth between the pier and Pokémon Island, more than 5000 million people were finally delivered in batches.

Such a large-scale action even alerted the monitoring satellites of other countries.

Eagle sauce.

Starfish Building.

"Report, for unknown reasons, a large number of fishing boats are frequently mobilized in the waters of Shanghai, and it is estimated that they can carry nearly 5000 million people."

"So many people! Are you planning to conquer the stars and the sea?

Immediately contact the Allies and contact the hidden stakes planted there. I want to know what the other party wants to do? "

"As ordered."

Five-star general Shi Taihu had a sad face.

"If sheep dare to eat grass today, they can eat people tomorrow!"

This behavior must be stopped!

At this moment.

Sakura Country.

"What?! The sins our ancestors have done are going to be repaid by us. Sound the red alert and put everyone on alert."

Little Sakura's heart was filled with despair, and the whole country was plunged into panic and uneasiness!

You cannot survive the evil done by God, and the inner demons are at work.

at the same time.

Kimchi country.

"Xiba, don't we just say that Bangzi is our country's unique culture, Daqing is our country's capital... plus occasionally we get the weather forecast.

There's no need to use such a large force! "

I have to say that Kimchi Country is really shameless.

No wonder he would pass on a mere few decades of history into an ancient country with a history of ten thousand years. As long as he pretends to be blind, he doesn't care what others think.

Simultaneously.

John Bull, Hardness Elephant...all the neighboring countries are in a state of nervousness, uneasiness, and uncertainty.

"The last two such big moves are still fresh in my mind. I thought I was going to go to war, but it turned out to be an own mistake."

The first oolong: it’s the Spring Festival.

The migration of 2 million people almost scared the sticks and hard elephants next to them to death.

The second time: it was college military training.

There are more than 1200 million student participants! Duration: 15-30 days.

In those days, people from other countries were more nervous than parents of students.

Night after night of insomnia and fear, I almost became a frightened bird.

"Just to be on the safe side, let's take a look before talking."

……

After using all means.

Finally got a jaw-dropping answer.

Damn, it’s actually a man named Ye Yifan, a new store has opened~~~~~

It's really a knife on the butt - it's an eye-opener.

"Snapped!"

"Nonsense, I've already used surveillance satellites, and now you're telling me that it's just a ridiculously big pet shop that's opened!!!"

"Believe it or not, I will die in front of you in a matter of minutes? Where can I put the face of my Kimchi country?"

"What is a Pokémon?"

“On the opening day, more than 5000 million people heard the news and moved.

It is understood that the Brown Bear Country has also secretly arranged for more than 100 million members of the White Bear Commando to enter them. Things are definitely not simple. "

Countries around the world immediately started video conferencing.

After discussion, they all agreed that something was fishy and that "Pokémon" must have special powers. In this case...

"Humph, you want to hide something good from us, dream!"

"Show them your attitude immediately, we hope to join, or directly arrange for tens of millions of creatures named 'Pokémon' to be handed over to us."

"That's right! It must be done."

as predicted.

Seeing a good thing and taking action at the slightest disagreement is really an act of banditry.

They originally thought that the other party would agree to their request and obediently offer a corresponding number of "Pokémon".

however.

The fact is unexpected.

The other party had an extremely tough attitude and decisively refused.

Ye Yifan and the others are racing against time. It is inevitable for Pokémon to come to the world. However, professional and systematic strengthening and the strength of domestic trainers are the top priority.

When the space rift opened, other countries were caught off guard.

Ye Yifan and the others have quietly risen to create a perfect, harmonious, and powerful world where "Pokémon" coexist.

One step first, step by step!

Time is extremely precious in front of everything.

"You bastard, how dare you refuse us!"

"We must punish them and let us know who is the world hegemon."

"With the power of one country, we are clamoring for all the countries in the world! How courageous."

The other party's ruthless rejection made the profit-hungry countries furious. The powerful country headed by Yingjiang saw that the discussions were fruitless, so they planned to use force to intimidate.

But the other party's reaction next made them even more unexpected.

He almost died on the spot from fear!

Official video platform.

Start looping the relevant video.

"Let's be cute girls, cute girls, cute girls, cute girls..."

Accompanied by cute songs, the video displays the most advanced weapons in the world: the Little Blue Submarine, the Huning Aircraft Carrier...even the finale of "Miss Qiu" appears.

The people watching are excited.

a time.

Major Internet celebrities have imitated and spread it.

Soon hundreds of different versions of "Cute Girl" appeared on major external websites and were watched by people from all walks of life.

Say the cruelest words in the gentlest way.

"I'll go. Sister Zhou's cute girl is so beautiful in disguise. She deserves to be a mute bride."

"My silly girl's cat maid is also very tasty, Jue Juezi."

"Xiaorou is a yyds. She looks so girly. She doesn't look like a married woman in her 30s at all."

"If you ask me, the ceiling in the BGM of "Cute Girl" is also "Miss Qiu". Once "Miss Qiu" comes out, the world will be flat!"

"Agree +1."

"Agree +1."

"Agree +1."

On the other hand, the pragmatic brown bear country has already begun loading cannonballs and calculating the target distance.

"Ulla~~~~"

The three ships carried the "Macho" stealth ship with the largest lethality in the known world, dived into the seabed, sailed to the high seas, and disappeared from the radar detection range.

"..."

Yingjiang and other countries who still wanted to laugh were dumbfounded.

tnnd doesn’t talk about martial ethics! I'm just going to order "Pokémon" and you're going to wipe us off the map.

So brutal!

"Yingjiang, do we... still want it?"

Sakura looked at Taka-chan with a solemn expression, completely lost and undecided.

"Snapped!"

Facing Sakura, Taka-chan was furious. What time has it been? Can't you see the situation clearly?

Do you think this is still the past, when attacking a county town, the second battalion commander can just pull out the cannon! ! !

That is the messenger of nuclear peace, the mushroom cloud!