Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

After the details of the cooperation have been discussed, the next step is implementation.

The day after the Big Three met.

It was reported on the front pages of major news.

The whole people of Xia Kingdom and Brown Bear Kingdom were in an uproar, and the whole country changed its policy.

"Shocking, Linghuang Island, the largest island in the sea area of ​​​​Modu, was successfully auctioned by a mysterious seller today. It is said that the transaction price was 1 Blue Star Coin.

Simply unheard of! "

Everyone who saw the news was shocked and couldn't believe their ears.

Damn it, Linghuang Island is a huge island of 30 square kilometers, and it was only auctioned for 1 yuan?

Is the Land Bureau stupid, or am I stupid?

"There must be some behind-the-scenes operation. This hand is too dark."

"I wonder who that mysterious man is? This is too profitable.

The price of an old popsicle is invested in an island. Do you think there is any py transaction in it? Who would believe it? ? "

"Hey, Land Supervision Bureau?" I'll report..."

Suddenly, the reporting hotline was overwhelmed.

Because there were too many people calling, the line was busy and got a busy signal.

have to say.

The official response was also really fast.

An explanation was immediately given through the media: All transactions were reasonable and legal, and the transaction price of Linghuang Island was the result of discussions with relevant departments.

I urge everyone not to be led along.

"..."

As soon as the official statement comes out.

Everyone fell silent and began to doubt life.

"What kind of giant is this? Even the officials stand up to support him without any scruples!"

"My wrist is too stiff and I can't move it."

The biggest beneficiary is naturally Ye Yifan.

His smile stretched to the back of his head.

"The Ling family and Mr. Jiang are really capable. When they asked me how much money they would pay, I casually replied: The family is poor, the people are poor, and they have no money.

I mean, 1 yuan...

Unexpectedly, it happened. "

Even Ye Yifan's original intention was just out of business habits: bargaining.

He really didn't expect that the Ling family and the Shenlong group would be so energetic and take their jokes seriously, which made him extremely happy.

This is the land development and commercial and economic sectors.

I thought today's shock was already in place, but I didn't expect the following reports to be even more jaw-dropping.

Subverting hundreds of years of knowledge!

......

"Major announcement, colleges and universities across the country will be completely closed!

There is still one month left before the college entrance examination, and the invigilation committee has temporarily changed the test questions. The main subjects such as Chinese, Mathematics, Foreign Language, etc., as well as various minor subjects, are abolished.

Formulate a new curriculum: "Pokémon Basics Encyclopedia"! "

As soon as the news came out, hundreds of millions of students were stunned for more than a minute, and all kinds of complicated emotions flooded their hearts.

Confused, surprised, uneasy, and longing.

"What is a Pokémon?"

"Look at this question: What is the name of a first-level mythical beast that cannot fly?

a: Kyogre b: Big-billed Gull c: Green Caterpillar d: Groudon. "

"Please choose the final evolutionary form of the green caterpillar.

a: Rayquaza b: Giant Needle Bee c: Bad Butterfly d: Gyarados.

.......

Which old man came up with the question? What is all this? I can’t understand any of it~~~”

"My 985, 211... Qingbei, Jiaofu."

"As a person from southern and northern Jiangsu, I just want to reform. Anyway, one small change every three years and one major change every five years. I have long been numb~~~~

Now the whole country is together, haha, let you also feel the despair in our district! "

Countless math masters and parents have complained that their efforts of more than ten years have suddenly returned to zero.

"My son Wang Teng has the appearance of Qingbei...I don't accept it."

Before students and parents could overreact, another report came out, announcing the promulgation of the latest elite school admissions law.

Supplementary report from the proctoring committee: National unified "Pokémon knowledge teaching".

Those with a total score of 700 and over 500 will be included in the program in accordance with the highest university standards and awarded a scholarship of 1000 million yuan.

Those with a score of 400-500 will be awarded a scholarship of 300 million yuan.

Those with a score of 300-400 will be considered as the second grade score and will be awarded a scholarship of RMB 30.

......

"A month, a dream, a pen, a lifetime hope...

No one can stop me. Even if I, Wang Jingze, die in the review questions, I will not leave my seat for even one minute! "

"My son is a top student. At the same time and at the same starting point, he can still stand out."

"The book has its own beauty like jade, and the book has its own house of gold. The ancients sincerely did not deceive me."

Suddenly, the trend of the people changed rapidly.

The original strong opposition turned into full support.

............

The state has vigorously attacked children who have passed the college entrance examination, but other families of primary and secondary school students have not favored one over the other.

"Children across the country who are over 10 years old can go to the 'Pokémon Research Institute' to receive newbie Pokémon after passing the test.

In the Magic City area, the Pokémon that can be selected are: Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Charmander.

In the Kyoto area, the Pokémon that can be selected are: Newleaf Cat, Slow Crocodile, and Pidgeon!

In the Huadu area, the Pokémon that can be selected are: Fire Chicken, Wood Guard, and Water Jumper.

......"

"Wasn't it not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China? How come the country has now made it popular throughout the country?"

"Bulbasaur? Didn't the stupid girl buy it for a high price of 30 yuan? Now I actually have the opportunity to have sex for free?

Where is the institute? "

The great man is right: start from childhood.

Parents who were originally confused learned that a pet is worth 30 blue star coins, and now the state is footing the bill. They have the opportunity to have sex for free without spending any money.

Immediately search for the unknown, grab the kids, and wait in the long queue.

"I don't have children, is it too late to find a girlfriend and get married?"

"You single guy... I regret that I just gave birth to a baby. Now I go home to find a wife and work hard to have a second child next year."

"I am an old cousin from Changxi. I have seven children in my family."

Unexpectedly, there was an unexpected surprise, and the problem of insufficient population was actually solved.

As for graduates, unemployed people, and adults.

The state still provides policies, and it is unprecedented.

After all, the children just hope that the direct combat power will be concentrated on young adults, such as Dai Meier and Sister Zhou.

It would be great if there were a few more trainers with perfect potential.

In the later period, it directly affected the entire international situation.

“The ‘Pokémon Contest’ jointly organized by the two countries is about to begin, and the conditions for applicants are as follows.

First: You must bring more than 3 Pokémon to participate.

第二：报名费用10万蓝星币，没赢下一场对战赛，将依次获得1万、10万、100万、1千万......的奖励。

The champion will receive up to 1 million blue star coins, x1 mega evolution stone, and x1 unknown Pokémon egg. "

"If you want to get the initial Pokémon, you can go to Linghuang Island. The Pokémon Wild Ranch will be opened soon to capture it.

Each person can sign up once a month and receive 5 free ordinary balls.

Please purchase the rest of the capturing props by yourself. "

Good guy, after going around in a circle, you turned out to be waiting here?

Pokémon Ranch! ?

Fire before it starts.