Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"My mother is in better health than your mother. I asked your mother if she was in good health because I wanted to know whether your high-risk profession has made your mother angry."

Sister Zhou was like Tang Monk possessed, she kept going on and on and had no fear at all.

"Who gave you the courage to talk to me like this? Liang Jingru!

Did you know that I kidnapped you? Has your head been kicked by a donkey, broken by a fart, or humped by a pig? "

The one-eyed man was so angry that he farted three times in a row, his face flushed, as if he had taken eye drops, and he was furious.

They were originally just wandering bandits, robbing homes and houses, stealing chickens and dogs, and so on.

The first inter-industry employment - kidnapping meat tickets.

I didn't expect to meet such a top performer like Sister Zhou, and I even started to doubt my professionalism.

I almost didn't get angry at all.

Sister Zhou was obviously stalling for time so she could wait for rescue. Of course, if she could kill the kidnapper, it would be a bonus.

"Don't be so grumpy. You won't be able to accomplish anything in the future... I think you have masculine charm, and I want to get acquainted with you and have a CP or something. Are you now jealous of me?"

"You...you are not a man."

"I'm not meant to be!"

"Nest grass~~~"

"I asked your mother if she was in good health and that she cared about her future mother-in-law. Is that a dirty word? You're out of your mind."

Sister Zhou's mind was jumping, and the four kidnappers who were not very smart had their IQs rubbed on the ground and couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all.

The one-eyed man couldn't bear it any longer, stood up, kicked away the chair under him, and shouted at the top of his lungs.

"I kidnapped you, you know, Bo Ang kidnapped, Ji Yi kidnapped! You somewhat disrespect me.

You should be scared! "

Sister Zhou shouted in cooperation.

"Afraid, afraid...ahhhh~~~~"

"..."

Digging, do you look scared?

Let’s sing high notes here~~

When Du Yan saw this, he could no longer scare Sister Zhou with his words. He was so angry that he lifted up his clothes, thinking that he was going to do something evil.

"What are you doing? You promised not to be in trouble...ah, don't come over!"

Sister Zhou immediately reached a high pitch of 250 decibels.

Under the high-pitched scream, all the naughty pandas on the ground regained consciousness and slowly woke up.

"naughty(??)"

The naughty panda also looked around and saw four men and one woman confronting each other, and immediately understood the current situation.

He began to struggle and tried to break free, but the rope was tied too tightly and could not be broken for a while.

"Naughty (Hang in there, woman.)"

"Wocao, my ears."

Unexpectedly, the one-eyed man did not do any further evil. He walked up to Sister Zhou and just lifted up his clothes to reveal the tattoo engraved on his body.

I don't know whether it's because the tattoo artist's skills are not good enough, or because the one-eyed man was thin when he got the tattoo, but now he has gained weight and stretched out his body.

The tattoo seemed abstract. For a while, even if you squinted your eyes, you couldn't see clearly what the pattern was.

But the one-eyed man was very proud and said to Sister Zhou sternly.

"Did you see the tattoo? Is it serious? Do you know what the tattoo is?!"

"I saw it, it should be...Pippi Shrimp playing basketball~~~~"

"%!@@#$%*"

"Double dragons playing with pearls, double dragons playing with pearls, do you understand? You're not Cai Kun, just playing basketball."

The one-eyed man exploded on the spot, and he was so angry that he wanted to kick Sister Zhou with a flying kick. Several of his accomplices around him could not stop him.

"Brother, calm down, calm down."

"You are not a man, you actually hit a woman!"

Sister Zhou finally realized that she was afraid. Who knew whether the vicious One-Eye would kill her.

Seeing that the fists and kicks were about to fall on her body, the naughty panda beside her couldn't hold back any longer.

"Naughty, naughty (you dare to touch the woman I cover!)"

The naughty panda shouted sharply.

The whole body began to emit dazzling white light, which stung everyone so much that they could not open their eyes, and the movements of the one eye were also fixed in the air.

"what?"

"How can this kind of panda shine!"

"I have a very bad feeling..."

The four kidnappers were surprised before long.

The naughty panda in the white light grew from a height of 0.6 meters to 2.1 meters, becoming a giant in an instant.

The fear of giant things came out all of a sudden.

“It’s so scary~~~”

It made several people tremble with fear!

Dozens of kilometers away, Ye Yifan, who was catching newly refreshed Pokémon, suddenly heard a system prompt in his mind.

"Ding, the system reminds you that your Fighting-type Pokémon [Naughty Panda] has successfully evolved into the Fighting and Evil Twin-type [Rogue Panda]."

"What?! Evolved without training? What happened?"

Ye Yifan looked confused and didn't know why.

Are today’s Pokémon so self-disciplined and so curly? No training or battles to accumulate experience, just evolve without saying a word? |

How embarrassing are you for the training family!

However, what Ye Yifan didn't know was that the naughty panda saw Sister Zhou in danger, and a strong desire to protect her and her determination to become stronger emerged in her heart.

Only then did he break through the shackles and complete his evolution.

This is the ever-dividing bond between Pokémon and humans.

......

"Panda, Panda (roar!)"

"The monster is coming out."

"Don't eat me...Mamma Mia."

When the white light dissipated, the rogue panda inside the white light showed its true appearance.

It is black and white in color and looks very ferocious, always holding a bamboo branch in its mouth. It can discern the enemy's movements through the swaying of bamboo leaves.

Irritable and impulsive, but heroic. It has a deep affection for its companions, so many trainers are obsessed with it.

If you want to become the trainer of a rogue panda, you can only negotiate with it with your fists.

It is a wild Pokémon that prides itself on its strength. It relies on strength to solve problems, and it is the type that speaks with its fists.

A single punch can turn a large dump truck into scrap metal.

It does not tolerate bullying of the weak, and does not flinch even when attacked. Instead, it rushes forward and defeats its opponents with arms that can break telephone poles.

Everyone present was stunned when they saw the panda in front of them, whose eyes were filled with evil energy.

"Let's just say, is this the normal growth process of a panda?"

"I didn't make it, I haven't seen it before."

"National treasure, national treasure, there is something different after all."

"But it is so vicious. Compared with it, why do we feel that it is a villain and a gangster? We are just a bunch of little Karami?!"

"Panda, panda (wasn't it very brave just now? You still want to hurt Sister Zhou. Come again.)"

The rogue panda is not used to these bad guys.

"Ding, the system reminds you, your Pokémon Rogue Panda, use the skill [Secret Attack] to cause a large amount of damage to the target in a group attack."

"boom!"

I saw the black aura of death entwining the rogue panda's fists, like a black hole swallowing all things.

The terrifying coercion is coupled with its strange strength in fighting attributes.

When a punch is thrown out, the sound is like a tsunami and the force is like breaking bamboo. The four kidnappers were beaten until they lost consciousness and were unable to take care of themselves.

Sister Zhou exclaimed: "So strong!"