Elf: Sell garlic toad to the silly girl at the beginning

"Ding, you called."

"Hey."

"Sister Zhou, my name is Ye Yifan. I have some important matters that I need to deal with at the moment. Please help me with the rest of the game."

Sister Zhou's phone rang, and on the other end was Ye Yifan's instructions to her.

Sister Zhou looked confused and said to herself: "Am I a guest?! We both receive one salary and do two jobs?"

Although I was complaining in my heart, when the words came to my mouth, they turned out to be.

"But I won't."

"I've already prepared Dolemia's look. Today is the 'black and white theme show'. You just need to hold her around the venue.

For now, hang up! "

"..."

Before Sister Zhou could answer, Ye Yifan turned around and left. Release the Pokémon in the Poké Ball in an inconspicuous corner.

"Come out, Shanaido."

"Shauna, Shanai."

"Thank you for your hard work, use the skill [Teleportation]."

Gardevoir has telepathy, so without any further explanation, he teleports directly to the place where the new Pokémon arrives 20 kilometers away.

Only Sister Zhou was left with a messy face.

......

He pondered for a few seconds.

Sister Zhou decided to fight.

"Host, judges, can I discuss this with you?"

Sister Zhou waved to everyone on the stage with a smile and told her request to appear on behalf of Ye Yifan.

"This...is against the rules."

"Do you think this is okay~~~"

With Sister Zhou’s repeated promises.

She also announced that there would be no charge for the announcement of the guests appearing this time. Only then did the group of people reluctantly nod in agreement with her request.

Why not have sex with Sister Zhou for nothing?

"Ye Yifan, please remember, this is all because of you!"

Sister Zhou suddenly felt that she was not a kind person. Ever since she met Ye Yifan, she had never seen what Qian looked like! !

No, I secretly worked part-time, and before I even got the extra money, I was hired by someone inside.

Miserable~~~

......

"Where is Dolemia? In the back?"

Sister Zhou gathered her mood and walked straight to the backstage.

"Tongue (Why did she go down?)"

"Slippery (he's so ugly, he must have been kicked out.)"

"Naughty (keep up.)"

The naughty panda and others have been following her, hiding in the dark. It holds leaves in its mouth and looks majestic, like a dedicated little bodyguard.

Seeing Sister Zhou leaving, the three little ones hurriedly followed her.

As soon as she entered the backstage, Sister Zhou felt something was wrong.

After seeing the huge backstage, it was surprisingly quiet. There was no sound of pets at all. The silence was terrifying.

It turned out that Miss Jelly used a dirty trick, contacted a group of pet dealers, and sneaked into the backstage under her cover.

Use the sleeping potion to stun Dolemia and Meow Meow, then pack them away.

"Without the participating pets, let's see how you can win the competition."

Miss Jelly has done whatever it takes to win.

After all, the champion has 100 million blue star coins. People die for money and birds die for food. No shame.

"That's weird, where is the dog?"

Sister Zhou panicked when she didn't see Ye Yifan's pet.

"Naughty (Oh no, Dolemia is missing.)"

"Slippery (what to do?)"

"Tongue (go down and look for it!)"

The third kid was even more nervous than Sister Zhou. There was no one else here except Sister Zhou, and he couldn't care less about hiding.

A frantic search began in the background.

"Huh? Why are the lizards and pigs here too..."

"Naughty (where? Where!)"

But after just two steps, the naughty panda was picked up by Sister Zhou.

"Stubborn (what are you doing, ugly woman?)"

"Dolemia! Where are you going? Just stay here obediently. You will be on stage soon."

Sister Zhou had been hit by the dream-inducing tapir's [Hypnosis] + [Phantom Light] before, but she had never been able to get rid of it.

now.

She actually mistook the naughty panda for Dorimia.

The same black and white color scheme, the same mutt...that's right, it's you.

"Naughty (I'm not...let me go.)"

The naughty panda kept struggling in Sister Zhou's arms, but in exchange he was patted by Sister Zhou, neither lightly nor hard.

"Ding, the system reminds you that your pet, Sister Zhou, used the skill [Heavy Attack] to successfully put the naughty panda into a dazed state."

One hit.

The naughty panda was knocked unconscious by Sister Zhou. This is a Pokémon.

It’s really off the mark!

"Tongue (This woman is so scary.)"

"Slippery (we still need to find Dorimia and the others, the naughty panda should be able to hold on)"

When Big Tongue and Slippery Boy saw this, they were both frightened by Sister Zhou's strength.

But after all, Sister Zhou is one of our own and will not harm the naughty panda. The situation is different for the kidnapped Dolemia and Miaomiao. They may be bullied by the bad guys.

The top priority is to rescue them first.

"Tongue (that's all it can do.)"

The remaining two little pandas had no choice but to leave the unlucky naughty pandas behind and go to rescue their friends from the hurricane.

The troops are divided into two groups.

Sister Zhou once again returned to the competition site as a substitute contestant.

"Let us warmly welcome the award-winning guest of this competition-Sister Zhou!

She will take contestant Ye Yifan's pet, Dolymiya, for the next competition. Please invite Sister Zhou to the stage! "

Hearing the host's voice, Sister Zhou entered the arena with the naughty panda.

The originally lively crowd saw Sister Zhou appear on stage with her naughty panda.

It instantly became silent.

Even the silly girl looked at her in surprise.

"I'll go! Am I right? The one she is carrying is... a panda?"

"Don't you mean Dolymia? Why is this a national treasure?"

"Who knows? If you don't understand, just ask... If you bring a national treasure to participate in the competition, is this considered a dimensionality reduction attack? Is it a punishment?"

"I see the punishment!"

"Hello? Yaoyaoling? I'm reporting that someone here is stealing the national treasure... Yes, it's that beautiful anchor - Sister Zhou!"

......

The live broadcast room has already become a mess.

Sister Zhou looked at the expressions of the silly girl and the host, then looked at the "Dolemia" she was carrying, and said with an innocent face.

"As for that? Isn't this just a mutt? Why are you so excited?"

As he spoke, he glanced at the naughty panda known as the "mutt dog" with some disgust. The live broadcast room was silent for a moment, and then suddenly became excited again.

"Go! What did she just say? She actually said pandas are mutts!"

"You heard that right upstairs! That's what she just said, I can't bear it anymore!"

"Do you have any common sense! That is a first-level protected animal and a divine pet of diplomacy. I can't tell the difference between a panda and a dog!"

"Three years to start, maximum death penalty!"

"A moment of silence for Sister Zhou."

"Next year today, I will go to your two-meter-high grave and burn incense for you."

PS: The book has actually been reported, and I’m urgently revising the text. I’m speechless... I’m sorry for the delay.