Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, trick her into being my wife

Seeing how smoothly this kid in Sichuan Opera performed the face-changing art, Zhen Kai was a little amused. This kid is really good at changing faces. No wonder he could sign up to be a mercenary single-handedly in his previous life, and directly play a real-life version of Chicken Dinner, or You say you have courage.

Chen Kai deliberately teased him, "Really? I just saved the screenshot of the message you sent. If you can't download it in 2 minutes, I will forward it to the instructor."

"No, boss, oh no, I'm wrong, foster father. I know I'm wrong, foster father. I'm going down right now." Chen Zizhuo was instantly frightened. When he heard that Zhou Lili was also there, the kid rushed downstairs. , and then put the task assigned to him by the conductor behind his mind, and instantly demonstrated what Sichuan Opera face-changing is.

Hurrying downstairs, Chen Zizhuo, Hao Xiaolong and Shi Hang soon arrived downstairs in front of the boys' dormitory building.

After a while, I saw Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu walking in front, followed by Zhou Lili and Peipei. Hao Xiaolong patted Chen Zizhuo on the shoulder, "Hey, look, look, your Lili is here. Hang said venomously, "Brother Long, look at what you said, why did he become a member of Zizhuo's family? I don't know whether he can be liked or not."

"Bah, bah, bah, what are they talking about? Do you mean that you and Lao Chen still have a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship?"

"Come on, he has a shitty heroic name and a dog name. He is talking about four people on his own. He is really authentic."

"Really? Old Chen, how do you find that he is getting worse and worse now?"

"So what?

"But now, it's even worse for you. That's what they meant. Why did he misunderstand what they meant?"

"Look, Old Chen, I laughed. It proves that what you just said was wrong. Chen Kai smiled helplessly, "Chen Zizhuo, he has stopped being a parent and has shortcomings. When did he become so gentle?"

"You two are pure, right?" Lu Yanyuan looked at Zhou Lili.

"The number of times we can eat in the school cafeteria is relatively unlimited, so let's take advantage of that opportunity. Let's try this." Chen Kai directly pinched Chen Zizhuo's face, "Hey, don't, don't, don't, foster father, you are wrong, you are saying bad things." "

"What the hell, what Chen Kai wants to express is that the relationship between the two of them is simple, and they have taken a step back from face-to-face learning."

There are even more than eight parents in one dormitory.

Chen Zizhuo said on the spot, "You kid, you can talk to eight girls all by yourself, right? Believe it or not, I will just fuck you."

Phew, this is so naive!

Yes, yes, of course! "Chen Zizhuo thought that Chen Kai had misunderstood Zixiang's tone and explained, "You want to say that I will treat you very badly in the future."

Lu Yan also smiled.

If he talks nonsense again, you will have to face him! "

Compared with these simple interpersonal relationships in society, the friendship in elementary school is the purest. Chen Zizhuo was so cruel that he even dared to complain, "You and Lao Chen were pure at the beginning, but now, are you still like this?"

"Yes, old Chen"

Hao Dalong said, "That's wrong. What Zi Zhuo said makes sense. He is so honest and knows how to give you a girl."

"What do you mean? She is very gentle to begin with."

"Smelly Lili, don't talk nonsense. If he talks nonsense, you will, you will"

Chen Zizhuo blinked your watery eyes on purpose, then pouted his mouth and raised his eyebrows, so damned "Hahaha, you have something to say," Chen Zizhuo said with a smile, he was at a slight disadvantage.

After a while, we arrived at the canteen of the Magic Primary School. A group of us found a seat closer to the side and sat down. Then we went to our respective windows. When we came over with a meal, Lu Yanyuan next to us said directly, "Oh, don't You are so shy, just like a young man, please go slowly and communicate with your Lili, please go slowly."

What is Lao Chen doing? Why is he pinching your face and bullying you again? He didn't have the ability to kiss him. "Although you and Lao Chen did take a step back, but he insists on saying nonsense, you deny it. Then, look at what else he can say, Chen Kai, before we came over. , we immediately came over to say hello," Zhou Lili, the youngest, also smiled awkwardly, and then said cooperatively, "Yes, there is a mistake, you are pure." Where did they go? What you want to express is just that. ! "

Although Chen Zizhuo and Chen Kai didn't take a step back, it was because you were careless and didn't mean anything bad, so that trick obviously had no effect on you.

"According to your old Chen, as long as you feel embarrassed, it's not him who is so embarrassed."

"Hey, don't, don't, don't, I was wrong. Brother, Lili must be from your family. I just made a joke, but it can expose you. If so, are you still cheating? You will be famous all your life. , has your reputation been ruined?"

"Does that count as bullying him? He doesn't think so. If you really want to bully him, just use that method."

Chen Kai replied, "That's bad, let's just eat whatever he wants. We'll eat whatever the young man wants, and we'll do it to the death, which didn't even make Lu Yan laugh at all."

"Did he say that he would divide you a few times next time? Where's Niu, where's WeChat, why are you so shy? It's a bad intention.

Qin Xiaoyu also looked confused, "Big Yu, what kind of mandarin duck recipe did he mess up? He, you two are so bad as he thought. It seems that he read some important information from the sentence just now.

Each reaction was more exaggerated than the last.

She was the first to say hello to Chen Kai and Lu Yanyuan, and then when it was Qin Xiaoyu's turn, Zhou Lili was less timid.

As soon as Lu Yanyuan finished speaking, he realized that something was right. Then he noticed the expressions of Qin Xiaoyu and the rest of them, with lowercase surprise on their faces.

"Old Chen, let's eat that tonight. It looks pretty good. Although our elementary school has been in school for so long, except for the military training period, at other times, you guys look very good. What to eat inside and outside the house? It’s a primary school dormitory after all. It’s common for each other to be foster fathers and adopted sons. When you ask for help from others, you call you foster father. When others ask for help from you, just say, “Son, he’s ah!” How do you talk to your father?

"You..." Qin Xiaoyu also fell silent. He was suddenly defeated by Lu Yanyuan's brain circuit. Damn it, give up.

After a while, he and Chen Kai came to a window. He realized that Chen Zizhuo was a conscientious person. "Come on."

If he divides it among you, you know that Zizhuo is exposing him. If you expose him,