Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, trick her into being my wife

Qin Xiaoyu giggled and continued, "No wonder you care so much about my physical condition recently and gave me an order to let me eat these highly nutritious foods containing protein every day."

"Don't let me eat those junk foods at night, like hamburgers and pizza, things with high calories and low nutrition"

"You call me little baby now, although with our current relationship...it seems inappropriate to call me like this, it's like a young couple"

"We two are brothers who are as close as a mother and a child, bah, bah, bah, not as close as a mother and a son, I was wrong, Lao Chen, I just slipped my tongue. But... I like the name baby, I like it very much, very, very much like"

"So, can you call me that again?"

Chen Kai: "..."

He was directly silenced by Qin Xiaoyu's magical brain circuit, Qin Xiaoyu, you are really allergic to romance.

As expected of someone who came from Fengtian, she truly deserves to be a straight woman, so he directly said, "No"

"Why not, Old Chen, are you playing hard to get with me?"

"You must be playing hard-to-get with me. Jiajia told me, hard-to-get means, the more I want it, the more you won't give it to me, and then the more I'll get into it."

"Oh no, you want to eat fresh strawberries. It's so late now. Is the fruit shop still open?"

Chen Kai replied with a smile.

Qin Xiaoyu sat on the sofa in the living room, picked up the remote control from under the coffee table, and pressed the power switch.

Qin Xiaoyu patted Chen Kai's shoulder while laughing and said gigglingly.

"Old Chen, he thinks you are so enterprising and beautiful... even though you are often not lazy, you still take the initiative to help with housework. Isn't that a bad boy?"

Chen Kai replied, "If he wants to say that, that's right."

"Bad, bad, bad, go get him another plate." Chen Kai smiled, then got up and went directly to the kitchen. After a while, he fried a plate of vegetables and put it under the dining table.

"Haha, so Lao Chen, you are so bad, he must cherish you even more, you know?"

Qin Xiaoyu picked up the chopsticks and said with a smile, "You are just being polite."

"That's bad. Since Lao Chen left you so much and it took a long time to wash the dishes, he would be willing to leave you after a while."

Then, Wei Qing and Qin Xiaoyu sat under the sofa and watched TV for half an hour.

Wei Qing was talking nonsense seriously, "Of course it's a compliment, drama queen doesn't mean... Oh, you're praising his lack of acting talent."

Qin Xiaoyu is really interested in a little sunshine. Chen Kai just complimented him casually, and look at how Hanhan swelled up immediately.

"Hahaha, what does he think? Does he think he can hide it from you? You are kidding! Who are you, Wei Qingmei? You are so stupid, how can he possibly deceive you with such big ideas?"

Of course, the strawberry Chen Kai mentioned refers to a fruit.

"It's definitely possible. Just the two of us can do it!"

Qin Xiaoyu's appetite is really satisfying, it's so delicious.

Chen Kai did not speak.

Immediately after, he picked up the chopsticks and picked up the plate. Qin Xiaoyu burped and was completely full.

Chen Kai even took a few bites of the dishes under the table just now. Then it was over?

At that time I said, "Qin Xiaoyu, can he be more funny? He looks really similar. It's a pity that he was born a few decades later. If so, he can really act in a Hong Kong movie. There are quasi-Hong Kong male stars." There is no place for him in it.”

While chewing, Qin Xiaoyu said a very funny movie line with his mouth curled up.

"It's broken and can't be eaten."

"Old Chen, why is he really screaming?"

"It's a pity that you are interested in the entertainment industry, acting, etc. If it were your acting talent, wouldn't you be able to win the Golden Rooster Award? The Cannes Film Festival would invite you to participate! You can do it if you want. This kind of thing”

"Yes, what did he mean by this... drama queen? Is it a popular internet joke recently? I think you've heard of it."

And Chen Kai asked, "How about Wei Qingmei, have you eaten enough? I'll give him ten or four plates of stir-fry?"

Chen Kai replied, "I have something to do, let's go together. I am also idle when I am free."

"Hehehe, Lao Chen does that thing all the time. Does he think you still understand him? Does he think you know his big thoughts? Does he want to do housework with you and take the opportunity to spend less time with you? Oh, oh, you understand him, you understand him so well!"

While washing the pots and dishes outside the kitchen, Qin Xiaoyu's loud mouth kept stopping.

"Yes, is he really barking?"

Chen Kai said seriously, "It's bad, you only have so many thoughts, and he saw through them?"

"Wei Qingmei, it seems like he was so polite just now, right?"

"How did you know that the two of us eat so little? It's mainly because he cooked too badly and ate it."

For example, Qin Xiaoyu has low looks, low academic standing, no money outside the family, and a very dull and cold personality. He has no airs at all. It is really very rare.

Qin Xiaoyu picked up his chopsticks and continued to eat very slowly. When he was half a boy, the dishes under the table were basically dazzled.

"As for Lao Chen, let's sit under the sofa for a while and watch TV programs or something! He has cooked so little food in the evening and it's too hard. I'll leave the remaining dishes and chopsticks to you to clean up."

The longer he stayed with Qin Xiaoyu, the more Chen Kai felt that he was about to be led astray by Qin Xiaoyu.

"You're so boring to begin with, right? You're not a cheerful boy like you. You hang around him every day. He should feel lucky that others still have that chance."

Of course, as a reborn person, I am too vague. Compared with these people who have the destiny of being a princess, but do not have princess disease, what they look like, and their tempers are very bad.

"Let's... go wash the dishes together!" Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile.

"You know how to bow your head, right? You still listened to this, hum hum hum." Wei Qingmei said, adding naively, "Of course, if he regrets it now, it's still too late. "

"Slow down, slow down, Lao Chen." Qin Xiaoyu was full, so he grabbed Chen Kai's arm and said.

"Hahahaha, Lao Chen, he must have discovered that you are very naughty."

But was Qin Xiaoyu still full? "Old Chen, you seem to be full. Could he help you stir-fry another plate? This carrot is so delicious!"

Chen Kai still had time to talk, and Qin Xiaoyu, who was sitting next to him, put aside his question and asked himself, "Is that big mouth really good at talking? Is it really good at talking?"

"Of course he gave it to me"

Half an hour passed. Qin Xiaoyu looked at the time displayed on the bottom of his phone and said, "Old Chen, half an hour has not passed yet. There is less time to rest."

Has he been invited to the Cannes Film Festival? Chen Kai laughed and cried and said, "Qin Xiaoyu, he has no confidence, who gave it to him?"

"Let's go, Old Chen, go watch TV under the sofa. Next time, let him watch this TV show with you. Isn't it pretty bad? This kind of campus-themed TV series is very popular now! I know it. The suspenseful online drama we invested in, "Chasing the Murderer," will be well received before it is aired next year. Is it possible that it will be able to surpass the coldness of our school drama?"

"Look at what a showman he was just now. He is really boring. He said why he was being so naughty."

“This is as good as it gets”

This is a classic line from Mrs. Niu in the Westward Journey novel. From now on, she will be called Da Tiantian, but now she will be called Mrs. Niu.

Qin Xiaoyu truly deserves the title of "Love Brain Ceiling" without any trace of moisture.

I picked up the chopsticks, picked up some vegetables and stuffed them outside Qin Xiaoyu's mouth, asking you to be quiet for a while.

"Hehehe, it seems you are quite unattractive." Qin Xiaoyu smiled proudly.

Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu packed up the dishes and chopsticks under the table and took them to the kitchen.

"What do you mean? It must be a derogatory term."

Qin Xiaoyu stood up from under the chair, "Now that I'm full, let's sit under the sofa and watch TV for a while, then rest for half an hour... I'll clear the dishes later."

Wei Qingmei added another sentence.

Wei Qingmei asked again, "Old Chen, are you sure he is calling? Is there any store after that village?"

Chen Kai replied, "Wei Qingmei, is he saying that the few dishes under the table are enough for the two of you? Why, do you think they are enough? Do you remember what he said just now?"

"Then that's true." Qin Xiaoyu curled his lips, "Old Chen, why is he telling the truth?"

"And Lao Chen, since you behave so badly and so well, should he reward you with a big punishment?"

Chen Kai also looked confused. To be honest, I really didn't think so much just now. Qin Xiaoyu is really good at thinking.

"Now you have to clean up the leftovers on the table."

Chen Kai replied, "He is indeed very good. This is his punishment to eat strawberries."

The division of labor is clear, one person washes the pots and dishes, and the other washes the dishes and chopsticks.

"He called me baby just now, but now he calls me Qin Xiaoyu."

"Old Chen, why is he pretending to have a low fever? Are you sure he is screaming? Oh, you know he means something bad. Oh, it doesn't matter. It does matter. You will laugh at him again. Slow down, slow down. That is his first chance. You know. "

"Old Chen, does he treat you like a pig? You don't have such a small appetite. You still have ten plates and four plates. Now that you are interested in eating, you feel like your stomach is going to burst."

The expression on Qin Xiaoyu's face when he said those words was completely funny, and he was a real drama queen. He was such a living treasure. How could you be so naughty?

"What's the matter? He cooks it so well that he can make the vegetables so fragrant. It's really amazing."

"Look, you just called me baby, and I wanted you to call me again, but you didn't! Look, are you trying to whet my appetite? Do you think I will get angry over this? No, no, no, old man Chen, you think too highly of my structure and Qin Xiaoyu's structure, you think of it as high as him."

Chen Kai was the first to laugh and cry and said, "Qin Xiaoyu, eat his carrots."

"Oh, really, hahaha, Lao Chen really has no vision."