I woke up after 300 million years

After half an hour.

A group of people came to Zhangjiacun.

The dead vines and old trees were full of crows, and the stone houses were broken and collapsed. Looking around, the gray and cold air was blowing in the wind. The whole village was silent and eerie.

The mottled wall fell down at a touch, and a hemp rope hung on the withered old tree.

This scene is too eerie to be used in a horror movie without adding post-production special effects.

Le Huanhuan took out a dark red cotton-padded jacket from the carriage and put it on Yan Fan's shoulders, taking care of it every moment.

The soft-faced Yun Duan put his hands behind his back, looked around the dark Zhangjiacun, and whispered:

"Ancestor, there is the aura of a monster."

On the dead tree, the pitch-black crow suddenly spoke, "Why did you come to this place when you didn't sleep in the middle of the night? You have so many girls with you, what if you meet the bad uncle? You will catch Zuo hehe, Right hey hey!”

Crow spoke the language of Northern Wasteland fluently, and also had a bit of accent from the nobles of the Unparalleled Dynasty. When he noticed that these humans were staring directly at him, he smiled contemptuously:

"What's wrong? Never seen such a handsome bird?"

"Fuck! Can this bird talk? Is it a monster? But I can't sense the real spirit." Qin Tian was stunned and stunned.

Yun Shiya's expression was cold, "You're a bastard! You're full of dirty talk!"

"Hongtian Seal!"

She raised her hand and struck out with a palm. The huge Immortal Seal smashed the dead trees and the ground collapsed with ferocious power.

The dust dispersed, and the crow flew in the air, its black feathers intact. It looked at the woman who took action, and said with a magnetic voice:

"Girl, according to Master Bird's intuition, you are not a good person at first sight!"

"I kindly reminded you not to run around at night, but you attacked me. It's heartbreaking. The real heartbreak is never making a scene."

Not a good person?

Yun Shiya's ten thousand curse words were stuck in her throat, and it felt very awkward to be told by a crow that she was not a good person.

Not highly harmful, highly insulting.

"Hmph, you ugly black bird, do you think it will be fine just flying in the air?"

Yun Shiya took out a jade stone from her waist and threw it out with one strike. The white light blade shocked the world, as if it was about to cut through the sky. The speed was so fast that it was difficult to catch it with the naked eye.

"He has a bad temper. Master Bird hates fighting." The crow's black wings spread out and a feather fell down.

Yun Duan was shocked, "Run away!"

Three thousand magics flowed from this feather. With one blow, it was razed to the ground in a radius of thousands of miles. The woods and Zhangjia Village disappeared. Thirteen young people vomited blood and flew thousands of meters away.

"Ancestor! Be careful!"

Le Huanhuan blocked Yan Fan's front with her body, and a Taoist attack hit her. Her chest was sunken, and she crashed into Yan Fan's arms. The Tianyi realm monk was actually vulnerable in front of the crow!

This feather was so terrifying that even the clouds that ascended to the seventh heaven were blown away a hundred meters away, let alone the first level of heaven, and fell into a pool of blood.

The crow's dark red eyes flashed and he mocked:

"If Mr. Bird doesn't get mad, why would you treat me like a little sparrow? They're just a bunch of people... Huh?"

It paused for a moment, then noticed the white-haired man standing in the Three Thousand Dao Dharma, "It's strange, flying to the ninth heaven to resist Master Bird's magical power?"

Yan Fan hugged Le Huanhuan, stared at the black feathers, stretched out his hand, and when his fingertips touched the feathers, flames instantly ignited, turning three thousand dharma into ashes.

"Dear me!" Crow couldn't believe it and swallowed his saliva, "What's the origin of this kid? My three thousand spells were easily resolved!"

It flew in front of the white-haired man, looked at the man's palms that were whiter and tenderer than the woman's, then looked at the man's clothes, and said tentatively and threateningly:

"There is something wrong with you, so wrong. Lord Bird can see the endless starry sky from your eyes. Are you a reborn person from the upper world? Please be lenient if you confess, otherwise Lord Bird will spit on you and attack you! Also, it's best not to Lie, Master Bird’s eyes are sharp and sharp, look, they are sparkling!”

Looking at the crow so close, Yan Fan really wanted to slap him in the mouth. He talks too much and is mean-spirited. In the realm of an immortal, he is just like a local gangster, one bird at a time.

Yan Fan put his arms around Le Huanhuan's shoulders, looked back at the injured but not serious people, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although his combat power is only to ascend to the second heaven, his cultivation has actually ascended to the ninth heaven, and he has half-stepped into the immortal realm. It would be a shame if he couldn't even block a casual attack from the earth immortal.

"Hey, Master Bird is asking you something, are you mute?" Crow blinked and shook his head, "It's really pitiful that he's so handsome and yet he's mute. Open your mouth and I'll take a look at your throat."

The bird talked to himself for a long time.

Yun Duan and others flew back to the village entrance as if they were facing a formidable enemy.

No one could have predicted that in an abandoned village, there would be a monster with the cultivation of an earthly immortal, who was also a slut, a talker, and a psychopath.

Yan Fan couldn't listen anymore. There was a buzzing in his ears, which made him irritated. He frowned and said:

"We don't mean to offend, we are just passing by, so we will leave now."

The crow opened its wings and blocked the way, with contemptuous eyes, "I thought you were mute, but listen carefully, I drove this road. If you want to go this way, stay...leave the one who attacked Master Bird just now." Girls!"

"you!"

Yun Shiya clutched her chest, her injuries were serious.

Yan Fan hid his right hand behind his back, gathered his true spirit, and spoke sternly, "Do you have to live or die?"

The crow puffed out white air from its nose and corrected it seriously, "I will live and you will die! Don't try to fool Master Bird, there is something wrong with you, but your cultivation level is to ascend to the ninth heaven, and you are not the enemy of Master Bird... The world Crows are as black as crows, but Lord Bird has the kindest heart, and his good words are hard to persuade a ghost who wants to die."

"Do you think Master Bird is very cultured?"

"It's a pity that God is jealous of talents. No one in this village understands the nobility of Lord Bird. When they see Lord Bird, they say it is unlucky. He hides as far away as possible, lonely, empty..."

"I think back then, my master was a strong warrior, and I stood on his shoulders. Now, I am filled with tears. I think of flying under the sunset that day. That was my lost youth."

Yan Fan's consciousness spread, his brown eyes were focused, he did not dare to be careless, and was always ready to attack.

After a long time, the crow said it was tired.

He complained a lot about why life was too difficult, about how his territory was taken away, about how youth is now, and he traveled directly to the Wushuang Dynasty to find the rumored Emperor Mu...

Listening quietly, everyone was confused. Is this going to be a fight? Or has he become nagging?

Yan Fan did not relax his vigilance and asked:

"What on earth do you want to do?"

"Don't be nervous. Master Bird confesses that I'm not very interested in you. It's just that I haven't met anyone to talk to for a long time. Master Bird is a peaceful bird and can't do anything rude like fighting. Come on, come on, come in and sit in the house." Yes, let’s take our time in the long night and let’s talk about life, uh, no, let’s talk about bird life.”

Crow invited enthusiastically, but when he turned around, he realized that Zhangjiacun had been destroyed.

It smiled awkwardly and turned its back on guests:

"Where are you going? Take Mr. Bird with you. I promise not to kill you. Just chat!"

Yun Duan quickly sent a message to Yan Fan:

[Ancestor, don’t be impulsive. Although you have the jade pendant given by the emperor, which can explode with the power of an immortal strike, this is a real earth immortal. If we fight, we are more likely to lose. 】

After pondering for seven seconds, Yan Fan nodded slightly, stared at the crow, and said solemnly:

"Remember, this is just chatting. If you dare to have evil intentions, I can take you away even if you risk your life. If you don't believe me, you can give it a try!"

"Don't worry, it's just chatting, it's just chatting." Crow replied with a smile.

Yan Fan handed the injured Le Huanhuan to Yun Shiya, walked to a carriage alone with Crow, and told the driver, "Continue on your journey and find a safe place to spend the night."

"Yes!" The coachman nodded.

Fortunately, a strong person in the Ascension Realm protected the carriage, otherwise, they could only move forward on foot.

Yun Duan and others felt that it was inappropriate and it was too dangerous for the ancestor to face the earthly immortal monster alone.

"I've made up my mind." Yan Fan waved his hand and entered the carriage.

Helpless, they could only follow the requirements and continue on their way.

......

In the carriage, Crow keenly found the wine in the box and said with a smile:

"Boy, when I first saw you, I noticed that there was a sense of inconsistency in you. You were indescribably weird. It just so happens that you have stories and I have wine. Let's talk all night tonight. Lord Bird loves to listen to stories."

"Don't make any mistake, that's my wine." Yan Fan felt haggard.

This is simply a social bird, short-tongued, talkative, and even more gossipy than girls.

He rubbed his temples, feeling sleepy, and the white hair on his head showed signs of age.

Crow drank a bottle of wine in one go, and when the man didn't speak, he started teasing:

"Boy, don't be so sad. Jianghu is not about fighting and killing, but about human relationships."

"Today you are good to Mr. Bird, and tomorrow Mr. Bird will tie you up with a beautiful wife, a hundred times prettier than those girls just now, and let you do it a hundred times every night, a hundred times... Holy shit! Stop it, put it down. Your jade pendant, if you have something to say, speak it out. Impulsiveness is the devil. This jade pendant of yours can kill the Phoenix Lord!"

When his mouth opens, the crow can't control himself and becomes a talker.

Huh, calm down, people don't compete with animals... Yan Fan took a deep breath, subconsciously clenched the jade pendant, and finally understood that creatures with a lot of nonsense and crows with no sense of boundaries are quite annoying.

Stabilizing his mood, Yan Fan asked for the second time:

"What on earth do you want to do?"

Crow held the wine bottle and rolled his eyes, "You are a good character. Lord Bird wants to introduce you to a demon...ahem...to introduce a beautiful wife with fair skin and long legs." , the front is convex and the back is curved, and it is also arrogant. It is the favorite style of human beings."

"Of course, Master Bird still thinks the phoenix is ​​beautiful. His biggest dream is to ride a phoenix!"

Yan Fan covered his forehead with one hand and complained:

"You bird is so poisonous!"

Yan Fan, who was feeling sleepy, suppressed his sleepiness and murmured analysis:

"Don't talk nonsense. Your earthly immortal cultivation is already invincible in the lower world. We came to Zhangjiacun to spend the night and meet some kind of fox fairy. You happened to be in Zhangjiacun. You could kill Yun Shiya with one strike before, but you showed mercy. Just injuring them, everything shows that you have been waiting for us for a long time. It should be said that you know our identity and have your purpose."

He doesn't believe in coincidence, let alone fate.

There are three thousand continents in the sky, how many earthly immortals are there? There are definitely less than twenty statues in total. How could it be such a coincidence to meet an Earth Immortal when passing through a village!

Sure enough, Crow stopped smiling and said without interest:

"To be honest, Master Bird doesn't like smart people. Talking to people who are too smart will make Master Bird look ridiculous...Forget it, it doesn't hurt to tell you. I am one of the demon kings of Shiwan Mountain, Hei Hei. .”

"Hey?" Yan Fan's tone was not standard.

The crow raised a dull hair on top of his head and said angrily, "Can you pronounce it? Heihei, blackheihei, not heihei. There is such a big difference between the two words. Did you mean it on purpose?"

"Yes, on purpose." Yan Fan didn't bother to explain or refute.

Master Bird: "..."

The feeling of being punched on cotton made it unhappy, and it hummed and said:

"Boy, Master Bird knows what you are doing in Shiwandashan. I will only tell you something, and you must keep it a secret."

Yan Fan: "Say."

Mr. Bird jumped onto the man's lap and became seriously serious. "A witch was born deep in the Hundred Thousand Mountains. She was an invincible witch. She absorbed Kunpeng's essence and blood and mastered Kunpeng's precious skills and killing powers. She is a Taoist cultivator in the Heavenly Realm." Why, his fighting power is not inferior to that of the Nine Heavens, he is a monster!"

"She is also the only one who knows the exact location of the saint's ruins. If you want to find the saint's ruins, you must first find the witch..."

After listening, Yan Fan felt strange, but he couldn't explain why it was strange.

"Anyway, that's it, take it seriously." Master Bird finished his second bottle of wine and disappeared in a flash.

Yan Fan was even more confused, "What does this bird mean? He blocked the road first, then chatted with me, and finally told me a secret and then left?"

......

An hour later, Wangjia Village.

Master Bird was drinking with a group of talented people who were going to Shiwanda Mountain.

"Boy, Master Bird has told you a secret. He only told you that you must keep it a secret!"

"A witch was born in the Hundred Thousand Mountains..."

......

Another hour later, Lijia Village.

"Boy, you have a fate with Master Bird. I see that you are a good character, so I will tell you a secret. You must keep it a secret!"

"A witch was born in the Hundred Thousand Mountains..."