I woke up after 300 million years

"What's strange is that the atmosphere has been heightened to this point. This thin monkey actually doesn't want me as his teacher?"

"And gave me the middle finger!"

Jian Jinyan picked up his soft hat, his old face full of doubts, and said to himself:

"Which one is the problem? It stands to reason that young people and young men cannot sneer at cultivation. Who doesn't want to fly with a sword? Who doesn't want to be majestic? Who doesn't want to be the best among his peers? I used this rhetoric to fool Liu back then. It was very useful when Feng and Chen were sleeping, is it possible that people are completely flat now?"

Thinking about it, the more he thought about it, the more something was wrong. Jian Jinyan stared at it and said:

"As the saying goes, a common man is not guilty of having a jade in his possession."

"If it is truly a pure Yang body, as long as the bones and talents are good, and you practice diligently, you may become the strongest candidate for the next leader of the Sword Sect. You must defeat him before others take the lead."

What is completely different from extraordinary people is that ascetics value two things:

First, talent and understanding.

Second, the bones and constitution.

People with high talent and strong understanding can practice very quickly. It takes others three to five years to get a glimpse of the technique, but you may be able to master it in three to five months.

The root bone and constitution determine the upper limit of a monk. The higher the root bone, the lower the bottleneck. If you add a special constitution, the road to Taoism will be almost smooth and smooth.

Unfortunately, people with special physiques are so rare that "none in a million" is just an adjective. In fact, there may not be one person with a special physique or bloodline among millions of people.

Therefore, it is not difficult to understand Jian Jinyan's enthusiasm and excitement for Yan Fan.

This is like a beggar who picked up a piece of jade on the roadside and just wants to keep it for himself.

......

Maple Leaf Polytechnic University, Xuehai Library.

Yan Fan in a white coat returned to his original position and continued to read "Up and Down 5000 Years".

He has an eye for ten lines and has a photographic memory. He says he is reading, but in the eyes of others, it is more like playing with the pages of a book.

This is also thanks to the fact that when Yan Fan was young, he fought with a "scholar" of the Extraordinary Five. After killing the opponent, he deprived the opponent of his extraordinary power through a special method and used it for himself.

Gain abilities such as "photographic memory", "brain development", and "instant copying".

Yan Fan multitasked, reading and analyzing at the same time:

"Today's world is much smaller than [-] million years ago. The spiritual world, the abyss, the sky, the sky, and the sea of ​​black mist have disappeared. Only the human world is left among the five realms, and it has been made a mess by Quan Tianzun."

"Without enough spirituality, even if I am the Sun God, I have little hope of reaching the peak of the 'Dark Night' path to becoming a god in a short time...Old fox, disrupt my plan."

"Originally, with the fusion of 'Dark Night' and 'Sun', I might be able to completely transform without fear of external gods. But now it's quite troublesome. Assuming that everything goes according to plan, for the sake of balance, after embarking on the path of becoming a god in 'Dark Night', I must seal the sun Divine Source, avoid rejection, advance to the top within five years, kill the Dark Moon Goddess, and seize the Dark Night Divine Source..."

"It's a pity that the world has changed. Let alone five years, even if you give me 30 years, it may not succeed..."

Wandering with thoughts, Yan Fan leaned sideways against the wall and suddenly said to himself:

"Perhaps I can try to practice Taoism, firstly to find a breakthrough, and secondly to spy on Quan Tianzun's secret plan, and at the same time step into the road of 'dark night' to speed up promotion as much as possible."

After weighing the pros and cons, Yan Fan made up his mind, and there was only a suitable opportunity.

After reading "5000 Years", he picked up "World Geography" and read it carefully.

You don’t know if you don’t look at it, but the more you look at it, the more solemn it becomes.

"The ocean area accounts for 70.00%? The land area is only 20.00%?"

"Isn't this a big gap from [-] million years ago? Did the Sirens rule this world?"

"Poseidon has a gentle temperament and has signed a contract with me to never let the ocean area exceed 50.00%. If this trend continues..."

After looking at the world map, Yan Fan felt deeply regretful that everything he was familiar with was long gone.

Twelve past noon.

Two beautiful figures came to the library, followed by a boy holding a flower.

"Xiaodie, give me a chance. I really like you. I swear, I will treat you well. If not, God damn..."

There was a loud rumble, and thunder suddenly broke out in the clear sky.

The students watching the show were startled, patted their chests and joked:

"Brother, are you violating the rules of heaven?"

"Strange, it's a sunny day and there's thunder?"

"It means this scumbag is lying, even God can't stand it!"

The boy holding the rose in his hand swallowed, looking embarrassed, "No, it's not that big of a deal, right?"

Looking up at the sky, he lowered his voice slightly and said, "Xiaodie, I swear..."

Boom!

The deafening thunder resounded throughout the world and reached everyone's ears.

Someone squatted down suddenly with a horrified expression, "Fuck, I scared the baby to death!"

Someone quickly tried to stop him, "Brother, stop swearing, be careful not to get struck by lightning!"

Some girls rolled their eyes, "Can you still play like this? Go test my boyfriend this afternoon!"

Luo Die, who was wearing a brown sweater and holding a textbook in his arms, was confused, "Is it a coincidence?"

"Don't worry, I'm so hungry, go find uncle..." Uncle didn't finish the word, Meng Xiaoxin saw the look from her best friend, and immediately changed her words, "I'm going to eat with Brother Fan, I miss the braised pork ribs in the cafeteria. "

Luo Die looked at the embarrassed boy and refused in a gentle tone:

"Sorry, I already have a boyfriend, thank you for your love."

At the bottom of the stairs, the man holding the flower breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and replied, "Thank you, sorry for bothering you."

An episode ends.

Yan Fan stood in the corner with a playful smile on his lips.

Don't look at his usual serious, talkative, and calm demeanor.

In Luo Pingan's eyes, his eldest brother is an actor, the king of pranksters, and an old fox.

In Su Yue's eyes, her husband is a clingy monster, a master of cold jokes, and a child who will never grow up.

In the eyes of Banty Cat Nuomi, the boss is a scammer, sometimes reliable and sometimes unreliable.

Before Luo Die and the two girls entered the library, Yan Fan put back the books, approached slowly, naturally stretched out his hand to caress his "daughter's" hair, and asked in a gentle tone:

"Are there any classes in the afternoon?"

"There is another economic theory class from two to four o'clock." Luo Die held Yan Fan's arm with one arm and told him obediently.

This scene made the boys around them grind their molars with envy, jealousy, and hatred.

Back molar: "This is a high-end game, I hope I can survive it."

"Woo, Brother Fan, let's go, I'm hungry..." Meng Xiaoxin said in a long voice, holding her empty stomach.

For foodies, eating always comes first. The most annoying thing is that Meng Xiaoxin is the type who can eat without getting fat. She is 1.6 meters tall and weighs [-] pounds. The overall proportions are quite good. , and won’t look too thin.

Yan Fan couldn't help but laugh. Being with such a cheerful person would make him feel happy. Meng Xiaoxin was very contagious.

Immediately, under the introduction of the two women, they headed to Canteen No. [-].

"There are four canteens in our university. Canteen No. 15 is the most expensive. They are all small stores. A bowl of vegetarian rice noodles is [-] yuan, which is very expensive. Canteen No. [-] is slightly better and the price is affordable. Canteen No. [-] is the lowest price, but the taste is hard to describe. , Canteen No. [-] is the smallest and belongs to the teachers’ canteen.”

Luo Die talked eloquently and described the situation of the college.

Meng Xiaoxin swung her twin ponytails, jumped up and down, and chanted, "Dry rice! Dried rice! Braised pork ribs! Braised eggplant! Braised beef! Braised mashed potatoes..."

Braised in soy sauce, her favorite.

Arriving at Canteen No. [-], Yan Fan saw many students walking together from a distance, all laughing and bustling.

The interior decoration of the canteen is simple and clean. On the left is a row of insulated dishes. The aunties in the canteen are very busy. On the right are shops divided into areas, such as small pot rice noodles, braised chicken and rice, small bowls, and snail noodles. wait.

Meng Xiaoxin said nothing, picked up a dinner plate, queued up to get the rice, and then the vegetables.

"Brother Fan, I'll treat you to whatever you want to eat." Luo Die patted her chest, with a funny look like "I'm rich, you can eat whatever you want."

Yan Fan shrugged and smiled, "I'm not picky about food. I'll eat whatever you eat."

Luo Die nodded, very purposeful, walked in front of a small store, and said:

"Boss, two portions of braised chicken rice, slightly spicy, don't add chopped green onion to one of them."

"Okay, sit wherever you like and we'll bring it to you later." The bald boss responded enthusiastically.

The taste of his restaurant is very authentic, and the chicken is not bad. It has been open for more than 30 years and has conquered countless students who like it. The price is a little expensive, [-] yuan per serving.

After paying with his mobile phone, Luo Die took Yan Fan to find a seat and sit down.

Meng Xiaoxin approached with a dinner plate full of three meat dishes, one vegetarian dish, and a bowl of tomato soup. She seemed to have a good appetite.

She worked decisively and ate with gusto.

"Eat slowly." Luo Die said helplessly.

"It's so fragrant." Meng Xiaoxin ate happily, her mouth full of oil, not caring about the image at all, "My mother's cooking skills are as hard to swallow as ever. I've been ordering takeout at home these days and I'm almost vomiting."

Suddenly, a group of girls passed by, and the leading girl kicked the empty chair next to Luo Die.

This girl was wearing a black jacket, a pair of black sweatpants, short black shoulder-length hair, and an empty bullet shell pendant on her wrist. She was a cool and dashing type, and she was also very tall, about 1.7 meters.

The girl gave Luo Die a provocative look and took her friend to sit at another dining table.

Yan Fan looked at it and asked with a smile:

"Enemy?"

Before Luo Die could speak, Ganfanwang Mengxiaoxin took the lead and said:

"She, Bing Yuxin, is a senior and one of the four beauties of our Maple Leaf Institute of Technology. She is far more valuable than a new goddess like Xiaodie."

"Her father is a member of the military and holds a high position of power."

"What's more important is that her younger brother Bing Yixia and Yang Tianjiao are close friends. Xiaodie rejected Yang Tianjiao's confession. Bing Yixia was angry and mocked Xiaodie to her face for not knowing good and bad. Even Bing Yuxin was unhappy with Xiaodie. , I also heard that she likes Yang Tianjiao, anyway... the circle is really chaotic and the relationship is complicated."

"Oh?" Yan Fan half-squinted his eyes, "The four beauties? They are not as beautiful as you."

Meng Xiaoxin was stunned for a second, then she quickly covered the plate with both hands and said warily:

"Brother Fan, even if you please me, I won't give you the last braised chicken leg. I'm not full!"

Yan Fan: "???"

Luo Die on the side whispered, "The four beauties in our university have very strong backgrounds. These days, there are too many good-looking girls. I really can't compare with Bing Yuxin. Her mother donates 300 million to the college every year. It's not a secret. .”

"She is like a princess surrounded by stars. She is surrounded by a group of people wherever she goes."

Chewing on the chicken legs, Meng Xiaoxin raised her chest and raised her head, "I am also one of the four beauties. I have no money, no car, no house, and no partner."

Luo Die: "..."

"I see." Yan Fan withdrew his gaze and whispered calmly, "In short, in your college, people with money, power and background can bully others unscrupulously."

After pondering for a few seconds, Luo Die did not refute and sighed:

"Lao Luo once said that the greatest evil in human nature is hating you for what you have, laughing at you for having nothing, despising you for being poor, and fearing that you are rich."

"He is not a qualified father, but he taught me a lot of truths."

At this time, the bald boss put down two portions of braised chicken and rice.

The three-starred Michelin brown color, the rich and scalding soup, the fragrant chicken, and the soft and glutinous potato cubes all combine to arouse one's appetite.

With lightning speed, Meng Xiaoxin picked up a piece of meat from Luo Die's bowl and ate it, her eyes shining.

Smelling the fragrance, Yan Fan shook his head, "These words don't sound like what your father would say, but more like what your mother would say."

"Ah?" Luo Die was puzzled.

Yan Fan first took a sip of the thick soup with a spoon, and then explained:

"Your mother was a princess in distress. She was very ambitious. At a young age, she wanted to compete for the throne. As a result, she was betrayed by everyone and was stabbed in the back. I took Luo Ping'an to pick her up in the desert."

"Later, I suddenly... relied on my sincerity to impress your mother and she was willing to follow me. She gave up her royal name and wanted to take my surname, but I refused because she had two dimples when she smiled, which was very sweet. I just call her Tiantian or Xiaotian."

"She is more aware than your father, has experienced more, and understands the evil of human nature better."

A princess in distress?

Luo Die rolled his eyes, took a bite of chicken and rice, and complained:

"Brother Fan, next time you make up a story and have some snacks. This is in Daxia, there is no kingdom system, and a housewife like my mother wouldn't even dare to kill a chicken, let alone ambition."

"A pheasant can never fly up a branch and become a phoenix, so why should he return to the princess? Ridiculous!" came a discordant voice.