I woke up after 300 million years

Jianghe villa area, NO.13 villa living room.

"A 3."

"Four 2s!"

"I...your uncle, do you really know how to play cards? We are our own people, why are you 'exploding' me? Besides, I'm only a 3!"

Long Baibai raised his head, "What? Can't I blow you up? I only have four 2s, do you want me to love you?"

"You two hundred and five!" the consultant cursed in his heart.

What else can be done? A divine dragon and a three-tailed demon fox, both of them stronger than him!

"Hahaha, my Brother Long is so kind, I love you." The three-tailed demon fox held the cards in both hands, smiled slyly, waved his little hand, and said with great momentum, "King Blast!"

Consultant Xin covered his forehead with one hand and threw away the cards, "No more playing. You two don't play according to the routine at all. You asked your tigress to play with you."

Beside the sliding door, the white tiger, which had shrunk to 1.5 meters in size, yawned, exposed its fangs, and its white tail swung in the sun, speaking in a lazy tone:

"If you don't play, these human things will be boring to watch. It's better to sleep."

Long Baibai was dressed in a patterned white robe, with a pair of very small dragon horns on his head, and the golden dragon scales shining between his eyebrows. He picked up the fan and threw it away. He was elegant yet handsome, gentle yet majestic.

He shook his head at the counselor's heart,

"You are really impatient. Routines are used according to the situation. I wanted to feint the little fox. Look at my cards, four 2s, four aces, three kings, and four 9s. How can I lose? I just I asked you how you lost? You didn’t pay attention to my eyes at all, and you’re not as smart as a little fox.”

"That's right, you stupid guy!" The three-tailed demon fox teased coquettishly.

A week ago, Long Baibai found the white tiger through the soul lamp. After some communication, the white tiger and the three-tailed demon fox were willing to follow, the colorful elk chose to leave Daxia, and the ancient snapping turtle went to the deep sea.

As a result, Long Baibai arrived in Shangjing with one large and one small child, but he could not find Yan Fan. He could only find Guan Xin and Xu Yao through their breath, and they lived together.

"Dinner is ready!" Liu Qingtong, with two braids hanging on her chest, shouted.

The three-tailed demon fox was as fast as the wind and appeared on the dining table in an instant. She was the size of a basketball and couldn't reach the tabletop while sitting on a chair, but she kept eating on the table.

Long Baibai closed his fan, like the head of the crowd, and solemnly commanded:

"Little fox, after dinner, you are responsible for picking up the trash and washing the dishes. Guan Xin and Xu Yao will continue to practice with me in the back mountain, and Xiao Bai will accompany Liu Qingtong to clean up."

"Hmph! If you dare to ask me to wash the dishes today, you will dare to say 'chicken beep' to me tomorrow!" The little fox was full of arrogance, holding his hands with three fluffy tails standing upright.

The white tiger's huge paws pressed down on the little fox, and his eyes were sharp, "Xu Yao and Liu Qingtong are responsible for cooking every day. Long Baibai and I have been cleaning for several days. Consultant Xin is doing all kinds of dirty work. Just You have the most leisure time, don't force us to slap you!"

"Just wash the dishes! You tigress!" The little fox said the most cowardly words in the most arrogant tone.

There was no way, she was only at the middle stage of cultivation on the other side, while Bai Hu was already at the peak of the other side, one step away from opening the sky.

The strongest one is Long Baibai, who has the peak cultivation level of Kaitian. As long as he successfully survives the thunder tribulation, the line of divine beasts will give birth to the first immortal-level divine beast in the past 7000 years.

Xu Yao walked out of the kitchen carrying a pot of pickled fish. He wore a pink apron around his waist and shaved his hair very short. He looked full of energy. After meeting Tao Yaoyao again, all the regrets he had had disappeared. He also did something to the young Xu Yao. bid farewell.

A group of people and mythical beasts gathered around the dining table.

The white tiger didn't like human food very much, so he lay down beside Long Baibai, leaning his head closely against the other's knees, and licking his own hair.

"It's delicious! This one is delicious too!" The little fox held a pair of chopsticks and imitated humans, eating meat without touching the vegetables at all.

The consultant sat with his heart straight, his right hand holding the love pendant around his neck, with a photo inside.

Xu Yao patted him on the shoulder and said bluntly:

"If you can't let go, chase her back. The little witch is very attached to you. If you abandon her this time, she will definitely hate you."

Loosening the pendant, the consultant forced a smile on his face:

"No, it's safer for her to return to the Sword Sect. You and I...it should be said that all of us will not be safe in the future. If we follow the big brother, we will either be experimented on or the sword will flash. If..."

There were ripples in his eyes, "If I can survive and become stronger, so powerful that the 22 guardians of Great Xia dare not ignore me, then I can save it."

"I'm going to reach the middle stage of Yuling in the next two days."

"Holy crap!" Xu Yao's eyes widened and he was stunned for a long time before he spoke, "This is unscientific! We are practicing together. I just stabilized the initial cultivation level of Yuling last night, and you are actually about to break through!"

Long Baibai, who loves to eat Chinese cabbage, put it bluntly:

"My advisor's heart was in the early stage of the Holy King. My sword heart is clear, and my talent and foundation are stronger than you. Starting from scratch this time, with my guidance, I can reach the early stage of burning soul within a month without any pressure. You are not comparable, so don't be too ambitious. , just practice slowly."

Xu Yao nodded, "Extraordinary is still suitable for me. It's really troublesome to practice."

"Steel is made from steel. If you don't go through wind and rain, how can you see the rainbow? Even us mythical beasts are not born invincible. We also need to practice and fight. Only those who survive to the end are the strongest!" Bai Hu opened his mouth and said.

The little fox waved his hand, and a brilliant rainbow appeared on the table.

"Look, you can still see the rainbow without going through the wind and rain."

White Tiger: "..."

......

"Feng Lai Fortune" hotpot restaurant.

Yun Shangtian beat and scolded the girl at the front desk, his eyes bloodshot.

The customers backed away in fright, took out their mobile phones one by one to take pictures, and whispered:

"Clouds to the sky?"

"Although he was wearing a mask, I could recognize him at a glance. Who was he looking for?"

"It doesn't matter who he is looking for. If the lady at the front desk doesn't say anything, he will start beating people. This time it's completely over. He was already in the limelight of public opinion, but instead of avoiding the limelight, he jumped out to seek death."

"There is also a hot search this morning. Hongye and Xiaotian also collapsed their house. It is said that they offended the military and were fully investigated. Hongye evaded 20 billion in taxes, and Xiaotian imprisoned many women at home."

"I feel like these celebrities will eventually collapse. They are glamorous and full of personality on the surface, but they are evil and filthy in private."

In addition to Yun Shangtian, there was also a group of people making trouble at the door, holding signs and shouting:

"Hand over the murderer and clear my brother's name!"

Things got worse and worse. Feng Cui, who was wearing a horse-faced skirt, came to the first floor and almost immediately saw the girl at the front desk holding her red and swollen left face, tears welling up in her eyes.

"Who hit it?"

The girl reached out and pointed to the sky where Yun was in a crazy state.

Clap!

Feng Cui slapped Yun Shangtian with his backhand, his eyes extremely cold, "My people dare to hit anything."

Yun Shangtian was confused, his black hair was messy, his beard was sloppy, and he didn't look as confident and handsome as before.

During this period, he has been tortured. He was called and insulted 24 hours a day. Some extreme people came to his home and threw all kinds of rotten eggs and filthy objects. The company also wanted to terminate his contract and asked him to compensate 100 billion in damages. .

People are like this, everyone pushes against the wall, and people who don't like him dig up a lot of dirty information. Coupled with Yun Qianqian's secret push, Yun Shangtian has a mental breakdown in just a few days.

From being a star respected and admired by thousands of people to falling from the altar to becoming a street rat, this was even more uncomfortable than killing him, so he put on a mask, took a knife, inquired about the locations of Su Yue and Yan Fan, and prepared to kill each other , and then surrender.

Pain spread across his face, Yun Shangtian stared with a pair of blood-red eyes, took out the fruit knife hidden in his arms, and slashed at Feng Cui!

"Boss! Be careful!" The girl at the front desk screamed and pushed Feng Cui away.

When the blade was about to cut across the girl's face, Yun Shangtian suddenly froze on the spot, losing control of his limbs. Except for his own thoughts, he couldn't even speak.

The nearby students and office workers were so frightened that they left the hot pot restaurant, especially some timid girls, who covered their eyes and did not dare to look.

Someone took out their mobile phone and called the police, "This guy is crazy, he killed people with a knife in public!"

Some people were confused, "What's going on? He seems to be motionless?"

Someone acted bravely, "Come on! Hold him down!"

One person took the lead, and more than a dozen high-spirited college students rushed forward, pushed Yun Shangtian to the ground, took away the fruit knife, and took the opportunity to beat him until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

The sudden accident startled Feng Cui, but fortunately, she was safe.

She looked back and saw a person standing at the corner of the stairs.

Yan Fan held a glass of white wine, took a sip, and smiled at the woman.

Soon, police cars parked on the side of the road one after another. Four or five policemen grabbed Yun Shangtian's hands and feet, forcibly controlled him, handcuffed him, and took him away.

The idiot fans who wanted to "call for justice" for Hongye and Xiaotian at the door were also reprimanded by the police and were all taken to the police station.

The dust of a thrilling farce has settled.

Feng Cui had seen many storms and waves, so he immediately calmed down and said to the customers:

"Everyone, I am deeply sorry. None of us could have predicted that a big star would injure people with a knife. To express my apology, everyone present today will be exempted from the order, and our store will compensate each person for a shock fee of 500 yuan."

If it doesn't make a sound, it's a blockbuster.

The whole place is boiling.

"The boss is so generous! We don't want the 500 yuan, but two more plates of meat!"

"In society, I, Sister Feng, am ruthless and don't talk much."

"Sister Feng is awesome! Sister Feng is the most beautiful!"

The previous negative emotions and influences were swept away, and the customers burst into laughter.

Feng Cui knows how to manipulate people's hearts and spend a small amount of money to not only restore the reputation of the hot pot restaurant, but also gain a wave of goodwill. Five floors, a total of 2000 tables, and [-] to [-] million are given to these customers to eat whatever they want, and they are guaranteed to make a lot of money in the future. pay.

"Xiaochen, this is [-] yuan. As your reward and compensation, go to the hospital for a checkup first and have a good rest at home today." Feng Cui was generous and gave [-] yuan in cash to the girl at the front desk.

The girl thanked her repeatedly and immediately felt her face no longer hurt. 5 yuan was so delicious.

A female college student saw this and said generously:

"Sister Feng, are you still hiring shop assistants? I'm very agile with my hands and feet!"

"Hahaha, study hard. When you get an internship, if we recruit, you can come for an interview." Feng Cui did not agree or refuse.

In her 40s, she knows the art of speaking.

The first floor was bustling with activity. Feng Cui chatted and laughed with the customers before walking up the stairs.

"Brother Fan, what a joke."

Yan Fan shook his head, "He is here to see Sister Yue. I should handle this trouble."

"It's the same. He hit one of my people, and I will definitely not let him go." Feng Cui's red lips showed a charming smile, her skirt covered her ankles, and her voice was very charming, "I watched the news recently, and Yun Shangtian was raped by someone. If it’s done, the whole family will be investigated, and there’s a high chance that they won’t be able to turn over.”

After taking a sip of wine, Yan Fan shook the glass and said meaningfully:

"He will serve three months in jail. After he is released from prison, he will be brutally killed at the prison gate."

Yan Fan cursed, and an invisible force descended on Yun Shangtian.

"Three months?" Feng Cui was stunned, folding his arms on his chest, "Brother Fan, his situation will start at least three years ago. If more illegal and criminal facts are investigated, it may be indefinite."

Yan Fan smiled and said nothing, turned around and walked upstairs.

After walking for two steps, he suddenly stopped, remembered something, and added:

"The wine just now was delicious. If there are any more, give us three more bottles."

"In an hour, please call us a commercial vehicle. Those little girls are obviously very drunk. They insist on drinking stubbornly. It's difficult to deal with."

At this moment, in the private room, Meng Xiaoxin picked up her third glass of orange juice and smiled:

"The feelings are deep, one mouthful is boring, Sister Bing, drink!"

"Come on, sister Ye, I'll have a drink with you."

"Sister Song, are you drunk? Can you do it?"

Song Shuning stood up, put one hand on her hips, held her head high, and drank half a glass of white wine in one gulp.

"Who says I can't do it...how come your wine...is so good...yellow?"

After saying this, Song Shuning was the first to lie down on the table, drunk.

Meng Xiaoxin touched Luo Die with her elbow and said proudly, "Xiaodie, I'm really good. I got the bartender drunk enough for me to tease her for a year."

Luo Die: "..."