I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

I think you...eat shit?

Xia Ning was shocked when he heard this.

"???"

"What did you say?"

Qiao Lele stopped chopping the ribs and quietly turned to look at Qin Xun with a look of surprise on his face.

Is this a rustic love story?

Is it too forward-thinking?

Qin Xun looked at Xia Ning's surprised face and felt very satisfied.

When he first read the collection of earthy love stories, this one impressed him the most.

As powerful as a nuclear bomb!

At that time, it was approved by all the boys in the class, and a few others used it to practice, and successfully dated girls.

Qin Xun still had a smile on his face and asked very gently.

"Ning Ning, why don't you ask what shit you ate?"

Xia Ning: "!!!"

"You still want me to ask?"

"I did not eat!"

Qin Xun ignored it and continued.

"Wow, this is actually the beginning of our happiness!"

Xia Ning: "..."

ill!

I'll sleep with you tonight!

She stood up and was about to walk out.

The words of the group of women outside were just unpleasant, but the speech of the man inside was too unpleasant!

She can accept earthy love words, but she cannot accept shitty love words.

Seeing Xia Ning fleeing quickly, Qin Xun lay on the chair, panicked and shouted.

"Hey, stop!"

"You have to be more tolerant. There are many people who like the things you don't like."

"Do you know how beautiful this sentence is and how many girls it can attract?"

Xia Ning stepped out of the threshold and looked back at Qin Xun.

"Are you serious?"

Qin Xun nodded.

"seriously."

"Listen to me carefully."

Xia Ning: "???"

Xia Ning came back with a suspicious look on his face and sat on the small bench.

Qin Xun picked up the ice coke, took a small sip like drinking tea, and started the big brainwashing project.

"The world is full of people and rich in species diversity."

Xia Ning: "???"

Humans are rich in species diversity?

Does the civil engineering major do not require a pass in Chinese language?

Qin Xun continued.

"Love words are nothing more than a different way of saying 'I love you'"

"Some people say, 'The mountains have no edges, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony, so I dare to stand apart from you.'"

"Someone said, 'Bao, I went for an infusion yesterday. What kind of fluid did I get? I miss you all night.'"

"There are high-spirited people and low-level people. In fact, they are all the same in nature. Don't look down on the other."

Xia Ning thought for a while and said.

"I don't look down on earthy love words, it's just that you... why do you open and close your mouth? It's like shit!"

Qin Xun looked at Xia Ning's disgusted expression and felt a little unconvinced.

"My shit comes out of my mouth, but your shit comes from your mouth!"

Xia Ning frowned.

"I said, I don't eat shit."

Qin Xun asked with a malicious smile on his lips.

"Have you ever had civet coffee?"

Xia Ning: "..."

She was silent, speechless.

She drank.

Civet cat coffee is also called cat poop coffee.

It is extracted and processed from cat feces after civet cats excrete coffee beans after eating them.

It is one of the most expensive coffees in the world.

Qin Xun was not a person who refused to kill the opponent. Looking at the troubled look on Xia Ning's face, he asked.

"Have you drank?"

Xia Ning put her head aside.

Qin Xun continued to ask.

"Have you drank?"

Xia Ning slowly turned around with a cold expression.

"Drinked."

A bright smile appeared on Qin Xun's face.

Suddenly, he saw Xia Ning laughing and said.

"You drank too."

Qin Xun: "???"

Xia Ning said with a smile.

"The coffee in the glass bottle at Haicheng Villa is the same. I ground it for you several times when you last edited "Qingyun Xing"."

"You're so drunk!"

Qin Xun: "..."

He covered his heart with a look of despair.

"What a vicious woman."

"It turns out that I ate shit and ate the beginning of our happiness."

Xia Ning: "???"

So earthy!

So disgusting!

Qin Xun put down his hand, regained his serious look on his face, and continued.

"I mean, don't look down on rustic things, they have a lot of power."

"Just like subject three."

"Just like the song "Perfume Is Poisonous" I sang today."

"You may not believe it, but one day I will record a version and put it on a music platform to sell it for money."

“It’s probably the most profitable song I’ve ever written.”

Xia Ning looked at Qin Xun, somewhat unconvinced.

Although she can accept earthy things, it is difficult to convince herself that this song "Perfume is Poisonous" can make more money than "May People Live Longer", "As You Wish" and "Gong Xi Fa Cai"?

It's not even as good as "Written to Huang Huai" and "A Song of Love"

It should be on the same level as that "magic circle of love" thing!

Qin Xun looked at Xia Ning's face and asked.

"You do not believe?"

Xia Ning nodded.

"I do not believe!"

Qin Xun smiled helplessly.

"Then only time will tell you the answer."

He didn't bother to explain anymore, knowing that it wouldn't make sense.

Just like in the previous life, many elderly people said, "I sympathize with the current post-00 generation, who can only listen to King of Spades, Wild Motorcycles, and Cleaning the Glass."

In fact, it’s all about setting the rhythm.

They seem to have forgotten those years when they were young, except for "A Thousand Miles Away", "Cao Cao", "Big City, Little Love"

Popular songs include "That Night", "Mistress", "Blow the Trumpet" and "Can't afford to be hurt"

And this group of children born in the 00s, as they call them, can also listen to "The Wind Rises", "Wishfulfilment", "Lonely Brave Man", "In the World" and "Blowing Dreams to Xizhou".

Times are changing, but times never seem to change.

It is appreciated by both refined and popular people at any time.

It was like this before, it is like this now, and it will still be like this in the future.

Every song has its audience.

However, songs that are rustic and vulgar seem to naturally have the power to spread like a virus.

So it will arouse resentment from some people.

……

Xia Ning looked at Qin Xun's confident look and felt a little shaken in his heart. He had never failed.

Is this song "Perfume Is Poisonous" really poisonous?

Seeing Xia Ning's silence, Qin Xun thought he had persuaded her and asked carefully.

"So are you ready?"

Xia Ning turned to look at Qiao Lele, who looked stunned and confused, then turned to stare at Qin Xun and spoke in a low voice.

"let me think again."

Qin Xun: "..."

Isn't this rejection?

My earthy love talk about the power of nuclear bombs has failed?

Qin Xun was unwilling to give in, cleared his throat, and spoke slowly in a low and emotional voice.

"Life is a journey. How many reincarnations have we waited for before we have the opportunity to enjoy this journey."

"In this short life, we will all lose it eventually."

"You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain, and chase a dream."

This is a famous line in the movie "Big Fish and Begonia", which resonates with many people.

Qiao Lele was stunned for a while.

Master Qin is really talented!

Xia Ning was speechless.

To put it another way, let me try new things?

Is this what the person who just said "I think you're eating shit" said in the blink of an eye?

Isn’t that the end of what you just said?

Do you have to spray shit with your mouth full?

suddenly.

When she thought of "a short life", she immediately thought of Huang Huai, the daughter of a master scholar.

He immediately took out his mobile phone and logged into Qin Xunweixin's account.