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"What are you going to do?"
"You won't go home for several years?"
"You want to go to heaven?"
Xia Ning's voice was a little stern, and she had a sisterly demeanor.
Wu Yu shook his head gently and said.
"Maybe it's photography, maybe it's hunting, maybe it's extreme sports."
"Either be an embalmer, a perfumer, or a mercenary."
“When I do something to the extreme, I feel very satisfied.”
"I'm just going home."
Xia Ning asked coldly.
"Then what if you never achieve the top level you want?"
Wu Yu sighed.
"Then I have no choice but to become a monk."
Xia Ning's voice was cold.
"You can become a monk directly. You don't have to go abroad."
"You are my grandparents' favorite child. You can't be away too far or for too long."
Wu Yu saw Xia Ning's expression, a little helpless, even she had this expression.
He looked like he was going to break his legs to prevent him from leaving.
If my grandparents and parents knew about it, I might really have to rely on crutches for the rest of my life.
How annoying!
Wu Yu looked at Xia Ning and explained.
"I want to accomplish something completely, which requires some sense of ritual, like a nun in a nunnery."
"Be ruthless and ruthless."
"Isolating all the worldly concerns and going abroad is the best way I can think of."
Xia Ning: "???"
"I think you're a little crazy."
When Wu Yu heard this, he felt that it spoke to his heart and said it very frankly.
"Yes, I also think I have some."
"That's why I want to leave."
Xia Ning asked, puzzled.
"why?"
Wu Yu: "It's still because of Qin Xun."
Xia Ning: "???"
"I do not understand."
Behind the bushes.
Qin Xun pricked up his ears and looked embarrassed.
it's me again?
Is it your fault?
Wu Yu, please don't say anything too extreme.
Otherwise, it would be too awkward to meet again in the future.
After Wu Yu let out a long sigh, his voice became a little fierce.
"These days I see Qin Xun using bugs to plot against Beiying Film and Television."
"We are actively planning to make a movie."
"I……"
Wu Yu seemed a little embarrassed.
"I even want to knock Qin Xun unconscious with a stick."
Qin Xun: "???"
Sigh...my damn charm.
It seems that in the future we will develop a steel helmet and a pair of chastity pants, the kind with barbed locks.
What if I was discovered hiding here by Wu Yu today and eavesdropped on her thoughts.
They probably have to stay away from each other until the end of time, lest the situation becomes too embarrassing.
In the pool.
Xia Ning looked a little surprised.
"Why did you knock Qin Xun unconscious?"
"What are your intentions?"
"Are you the same as Liu Yixin?"
Wu Yu listened to Xia Ning's three questions about death and looked at her slightly anxious expression, feeling a little proud.
It seems that my status in the old nun's mind is not low.
If he competed with her for a man, it would actually make her feel a little embarrassed.
Wu Yu put his hand on Xia Ning's chest, scratched it, and took the soft bullet.
Very different from myself.
She sighed and smiled.
"Old nun, don't worry."
"If I don't compete with you for a man, I can't compete with you either."
"A guy like Qin Xun, who wants to grab a big piece of shit to eat, would let you two meaty pieces go?"
Xia Ning: "???"
She glanced quietly behind the bushes.
Is it because you took off your clothes too cleanly?
Why does Wu Yu speak so like a straight man, so unrestrained.
One sentence offended two people.
Behind the bushes.
Qin Xun clenched his hands into fists, feeling an urge in his heart to go out and compete with Wu Yu in a life-and-death battle.
I thought you were going to have a big one, but I didn't expect you to hold it in and soak it up.
……
In the pool.
Wu Yu looked at Xia Ning and explained.
"I'm not like that naughty bitch Liu Yixin, who misses men all day and all night."
"I knocked Qin Xun unconscious because I wanted to..."
Her voice suddenly rose in pitch.
"Replace it!"
Xia Ning: "???"
"You want to knock Qin Xun out and then make a movie for him?"
"A director's position?"
She knew that Wu Yu had been exposed to many jobs in the film industry, from cinema conductor to photographer, and even directed a short film.
That short film can still be searched online.
It is a short documentary that records an ordinary day of a sanitation worker.
The filming is concise, smooth, and quite artistic, but the number of views is not high.
Submerged in so many movies.
So... Wu Yu was once considered a small director.
Wu Yu looked at Xia Ning and nodded quickly, his eyes gradually shining with excitement.
"Yes Yes!"
"These days, I often have the urge to steal Qin Xun's position as director."
"Think about this lineup, Ye Lan, and Mao Qianyi, Zhu Yuanju, and Gao Man who are taking the bait."
"This is almost a cast worth over 100 million."
"It's all under my control."
"They have to do whatever I tell them to do, and I can scold them if I want to."
“It’s exciting just thinking about it!”
The more she talked, the more excited she became, and she punched the pool with her fist, causing a splash of water.
The small courtyard is everywhere.
Some water also dripped on Qin Xun.
Xia Ning wiped the rain off her face and heard that Wu Yu was still enjoying herself.
"Old nun, think about it."
"Qin Xun is very confident about that movie script and should be able to win an award."
"If it was taken by me, then... then... oops..."
"I carried the trophy home, it really made me look bigger!"
Wu Yu talked so much that he almost drooled, as if he had already stood on the podium.
"I'm a good boy!"
"I can't think about it anymore. If I think about it anymore, I really want to knock Qin Xun out and make a movie for him to show off."
"I'm happy just thinking about it!"
Xia Ning looked at Wu Yu, who smiled a little wildly, with a strange expression on his face, and waved his hand in front of her.
"Wu Yu, please restrain yourself."
"Calm down."
"Stop daydreaming. Qin Xun likes to show off so much, how could he give you the opportunity to show off?"
The smile on Wu Yu's face gradually disappeared and he coughed lightly.
"I know this, so..."
"Old nun, wait while I help Qin Xun catch Mao Qianyi, Gao Man, and Zhu Yuanju."
"I'm going abroad."
She paused, frowned slightly, and warned very seriously.
"You must not tell Qin Xun that I want to knock him out, otherwise..."
"To eliminate the awkward atmosphere, I'm going to knock him to death!"
"You will be a widow!"
Behind the bushes.
Qin Xun thought about what Wu Yu just said.
Directing a movie for yourself?
Pretending for yourself?
Then I just have a name and don't have to work. Does this count as...fishing?
Qin Xun closed his eyes and brought up the system panel to take a look.
[Fish value: 0]
[The next lottery is still close to being worth it. 】
The fishing value is still so low that you can start the next lottery.
Although I haven't used my god-level medical skills yet, I already have hundreds of prescriptions for aphrodisiacs in my mind.
It can ensure a happy life before the age of 90.
In addition, in the future, only diseases that can be cured by the current medical level on earth will be treated.
I will definitely be able to cure it.
It's always a great thing.
I don’t know what to expect next time.
No matter how long it takes to accumulate fishing value, you must continue to accumulate it.
Maybe it can break the void.
Qin Xun closed his eyes with a smile on his face.
suddenly!
Feeling a stinging pain on the right side of his chest, he asked his conditioned reflex to slap his chest.
There is a crisp sound of "pop".
Followed by.
Wu Yu's cold voice sounded.
"Who?"
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