I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

The living room fell silent, and the atmosphere became tense.

Qin Xun snorted coldly and stared at Jing Wu.

“Master Jingwu, how could you say you are not as good as me?”

"You want to judge a person's fate by their complexion. The girls in that club can all give people a feeling of being bathed in spring breeze. Are they all blessed people?"

He turned and looked at Ye Lan.

"They are all unlucky."

"But none of them combined are as unlucky as Ye Lan!"

Jingwu clasped his hands together.

"Amitabha, sin, sin!"

Qin Xun's words were crude and rude, but Old Man Niu acted as if he didn't hear them. He continued drinking tea without saying a word.

Qin Xun understood that Mr. Niu was still not satisfied, so he stood up and said.

"Look at me... I will cast a spell to show you how unlucky the forsaken are."

As he said this, he walked up to Jingwu and took the rosary from his hand.

Qin Xun closed his eyes and recited silently.

"Namo Amitabha"

"Dotagata Night"

"Dodiyeta"

……

Everyone looked at Qin Xun, not knowing what tricks he was going to play.

Old Man Niu held his breath, staring at Qin Xun without blinking, his heart beating fast.

seriously?

His expression now seems solemn.

But he just wanted to call himself "Laozi", which sounded a bit unreliable!

Where can I find such a master!

Just when Mr. Niu was hesitant, he saw Qin Xun open his eyes, stop chanting, open his hands, and look serious.

Old Man Niu felt that something big was about to happen, and his heart was in his throat.

Can I see the golden light that Master Jingwu talked about?

suddenly!

Qin Xun moved.

Old Man Niu opened his mouth in shock, and was shocked by the scene before him.

Qin Xun sang in a charming voice and danced with her hands nimbly.

"Save me from wasting time, save me from wasting time"

"You can't just pick on me and bully me"

"Please take charge, please take charge"

“There should be some kind of reward system for doing more good things.”

……

The song is a bit sexy, and the dance is a bit sexy too.

Old Man Niu's pupils dilated and he almost couldn't breathe. He held on to the table with both hands to prevent himself from falling.

damned!

How dare this guy tease me like this?

Which scripture is sung like this?

I was fooled!

You got fucked by a dog!

Jingwu shook his head, clasped his hands together, and silently chanted "Amitabha".

Ye Lan was stunned.

Did Qin Xun trick me into returning to China just to have me buried with him?

Isn’t this a bit too much?

I feel like crying now!

Xia Ning felt a chill on his back.

It’s a lie!

Why do we still sing this kind of song and dance this kind of dance?

The old man who was attacking the face was Niu. Is he crazy?

There was still a glimmer of hope, but now he's going to be badly injured if he doesn't die!

Niu Xiaojun's face turned red, and he clenched his fists. He wanted to rush up and beat Qin Xun up, the harder the better. Maybe then his grandfather would let him go.

Old Man Niu stared at Qin Xun, his face gradually darkening, and suddenly, he smiled again.

People will laugh for no apparent reason when they are extremely speechless.

Qin Xun acted as if no one was around, not caring about other people's lives, and continued singing and dancing with a pious look on his face.

The rosary in his hand rustled as he danced.

"Save me from wasting time, save me from wasting time"

“As long as I have peace and prosperity, I will be satisfied”

"Please take charge, please take charge"

"..."

When Mr. Niu saw Qin Xun bowing to him while singing, he felt humiliated and raised his hand high, ready to smash it hard on the table.

When he raised his hand, the rest of the people in the room were so frightened that they dared not breathe.

suddenly!

Old Man Niu saw a flash of Buddha's light appear behind Qin Xun's head.

A circle of golden light, full of tranquility and peace, flashed by.

Niu Xiaojun saw it and yelled.

"Fuck, are you serious?"

"Are you serious? Damn it!"

Xia Ning was stunned, his mind went blank, and his tense body softened.

Ye Lan tilted her head and blinked.

I... am I dazzled?

Is this some kind of magic?

Jingwu closed his eyes and clasped his hands together.

"Amitabha!"

"Good, good!"

Old Man Niu raised his hand high and placed it gently on the table without making any sound, for fear of disturbing the master's practice.

In order to cover up the embarrassment, he even wiped the table and pretended that he just wanted to clean it.

After Qin Xun finished singing, he opened his hands, drew a big circle, clasped his hands in front of his chest, looked solemn, and said.

"I have completed my spell."

"Xia Ning, Niu Xiaojun, Ye Lan, listen to my orders!"

"Let me verify your identities for you and show you the difference between those abandoned by heaven and those abandoned by heaven!"

The three of them stood up one after another, causing the chairs to make a friction sound.

Niu Xiaojun shouted.

"Whoo!"

"Master, please give me your orders!"

Master Niu glanced at Ye Lan and felt nervous, but seeing Qin Xun's momentum, he felt relieved.

A true master is someone who dares to call himself "Laozi" or "Laonu", who dares to dance wildly, and who is very imposing when he orders people around.

Because they have real skills!

He shouldn't be wrong, Ye Lan is the person abandoned by heaven.

Qin Xun glanced at the three people in turn and said.

"The three of you stand in a row in front of me and play rock-paper-scissors with me in turn."

Old Man Niu was completely confused.

mora?

What does this prove?

Whoever loses is the unlucky one and is abandoned by God?

What a child's play!

Xia Ning, Niu Xiaojun, and Ye Lan looked at each other, not understanding what was going on, but they lined up in front of Qin Xun as Qin Xun instructed.

Qin Xun clasped his hands together and smiled.

He wasn't nervous at all.

Before going out in the morning, he secretly went to the bathroom and stuck the rock-paper-scissors Velcro on the sole of his right foot, put on his socks and shoes.

Protected very strictly.

The rock-paper-scissors Velcro can be stuck on your body to control the win or loss of the game at will, and the validity period is one day.

Qin Xun said to Ye Lan.

"We two go first!"

As he spoke, he clenched his right fist and shook it in front of his chest.

"rock-paper-scissors!"

Ye Lan threw a fist.

Qin Xun took out the cloth.

"I won!"

Ye Lan saw Qin Xun's smug expression and thought it was so childish. She glanced at Old Man Niu secretly, but seeing that he was looking at her seriously, she did not dare to mock him.

She thought about it.

"Should I cry now?"

"Uh... it's a little too easy. Isn't it a little too much to cry when you lose the game of rock-paper-scissors?"

"Wait and see!"

Qin Xun played rock-paper-scissors with Xia Ning again.

Xia Ning won.

Qin Xun played rock-paper-scissors with Niu Xiaojun again.

Niu Xiaojun lost.

Qin Xun said with a smile.

"One more round!"

In this round, Ye Lan lost, Xia Ning lost, and Niu Xiaojun won.

Qin Xun said again.

"One more round!"

In this round, Ye Lan lost, Xia Ning won, and Niu Xiaojun won.

This went on round after round, and after ten rounds, Ye Lan still hadn't won once.

Ye Lan's face looked unhappy, and his hands were shaking when he punched.

She stared at Qin Xun as if he was a devil, and a trace of stubbornness arose in her heart, and she didn't want to cry anymore.