I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

Xia Ning sighed helplessly.

Qin Xun was so determined to help Ye Lan that he even pretended to be a monk. Xia Ning had no choice but to agree to his request.

Xia Ning picked up his phone and dialed Niu Xiaojun's number.

The cell phone kept ringing, over and over again, and I almost hung up automatically.

The call finally got through.

Niu Xiaojun: “Hello?”

Xia Ning: "Are you ready to talk?"

Niu Xiaojun lowered his voice.

"Why is it inconvenient?"

"I am kneeling in the temple as punishment. There is no one around. It is very convenient for me to do anything except telling dirty jokes in front of the Buddha."

Xia Ning wanted to directly say that Qin Xun, the living Buddha, wanted to visit Mr. Niu, but when she heard that her best friend was kneeling as punishment, she was afraid that it would be difficult to discuss the follow-up matters if she didn't show some interest.

she asked.

"Why are you kneeling again?"

The cow on the phone sighed.

"Fuck you!"

"Didn't I go home to ask Grandpa for help regarding Qin Xun's assassination?"

"In the end, he didn't care at all!"

"Don't let me manage it either."

Xia Ning nodded, not surprised.

When a person's status is too high and his power is too great, he has to be cautious in his words and deeds. There is really no need to attract other people's attention for an outsider.

Niu Xiaojun continued.

"My grandpa is constipated all year round!"

"But now he is very interested in keeping healthy and doesn't want to take so many medicines frequently. It is said that all medicines are poisonous."

"He was in pain but resisted taking medicine. When he couldn't bear it anymore, he took some. After he finished, he regretted taking medicine."

"In order to please him, I stewed him a bowl of pear soup to help him relieve constipation. Later... he had a bowel movement much easier."

“But he’s not happy.”

Xia Ning heard Niu Xiaojun's hesitation in speaking the following words, and she seemed to be very unconfident, so she knew that she had embellished the facts.

She said.

"Tell me the truth, is your grandfather really unhappy because he had a good poop?"

Niu Xiaojun chuckled.

"My grandfather had diarrhea the day before yesterday, and the doctor at home later did a blood test and found out that he had taken laxatives."

"They just...accused me of putting laxatives in the pear soup I made."

"Let me kneel in the temple for three days."

Xia Ning opened his mouth wide, and his filter for big shots was shattered.

I originally thought that their family must be extremely strict and serious, but I didn't expect that they were as chaotic as those old men in the countryside.

Qin Xun was a little excited after listening to Niu Xiaojun's narration.

Mr. Niu suffers from constipation all year round?

Constipation usually has no special symptoms, but I heard from Niu Xiaojun that Mr. Niu suffers from constipation.

He may experience bitter taste in the mouth, loss of appetite, abdominal bloating, abdominal pain, and even dizziness, headache, fatigue and other symptoms.

This level of constipation can be really annoying.

Mr. Niu is also a health enthusiast and believes that all medicines are poisonous?

Mr. Niu still believes in Buddhism?

The more Qin Xun thought about it, the brighter his eyes became.

I, Qin, am known as the Living Buddha. I have god-level medical skills and a magical toilet pad. Isn’t this a perfect match for my profession?

I must have cheated Mr. Niu out of his minimum living allowance!

After the greetings were almost over, Xia Ning said.

"Brother Niu, I need your help with something. Qin Xun wants to... meet your grandfather."

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun said.

"not see."

"I've already said that Grandpa said he didn't want to meet him, and told me not to get too close to him, lest he be used. He said Qin Xun didn't look like a good person."

"He also asked me to quit as the legal representative of several of Qin Xun's companies. I refused and was scolded again."

"Do you know how I've been spending the past few days?"

Xia Ning did not comfort Niu Xiaojun, but looked at Qin Xun.

Qin Xun took the phone and said.

"Fatty Niu, doesn't your grandfather believe in Buddhism?"

"I am a living Buddha!"

The Niu Xiaojun on the other end of the phone laughed a few times and said.

"My grandfather showed the video of you performing the ritual on the plane to a master, and the master said that you are just seeking fame and reputation, a liar, and you are simply insulting Buddha."

"That's why my grandfather said you are not a good person!"

Qin Xun was stunned.

Mr. Niu showed my video to a master?

That means he thinks I'm capable.

But that master actually made such outrageous remarks. It's true that colleagues are enemies!

Qin Xun thought for a while and said.

"I'll ask Ningning to send you a toilet seat that I blessed myself. You can give it to your grandfather to try."

"Sitting on it and contemplating life can make you feel peaceful and calm, and perhaps you will no longer be troubled by constipation."

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun shouted.

"You put laxatives on the toilet seat?"

"My grandpa wouldn't lick it."

Qin Xun: "..."

"Be serious, I'm talking to you about serious matters!"

"Don't be so giggly!"

Niu Xiaojun was unhappy and shouted.

"What's your attitude? Are you asking for help?"

"Qin Xun, when did you become so afraid of death?"

"Are you worried that Zhang Lei will lose his mind and kill the old nun, making your life worse than death?"

Qin Xun sighed, told Ye Lan that her father had died and her whereabouts were unknown, and then said.

"As a living Buddha, I am confident that I will not die before I am 100 years old."

"And Ningning won't die before she's 100 years old."

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun was still joking around and didn't take Ye Lan's crisis seriously at all.

“You are confident that you can live to 100 years old because you are a living Buddha.”

"What's up with the old nun?"

"Because he was fucked by the Living Buddha?"

Qin Xun: "???"

Xia Ning: "!!!"

Who the hell is insulting Buddha?

Niu Xiaojun was still chattering.

"Since you're so worried that Ye Lan will die, why not just beat her up?"

Qin Xun was angry.

"Fuck you!"

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun must have been kneeling for a few days and got seriously ill from holding it in, so he became more and more excited the more he talked.

"If you can really prolong your life by fucking someone, and my grandfather has been keen on keeping fit these years..."

"Oh... forget it, forget it!"

"My grandfather can't bear that!"

Qin Xun was stunned.

He thought he was invincible in the field of talking nonsense, but he didn't expect that there were still masters in the world.

Fatty Niu actually dared to make fun of his own grandfather!

How could an old cadre have such unfilial descendants?

Qin Xun took a few deep breaths, trying his best not to swear, and said.

"The toilet seat will be mailed this afternoon. Remember to sign for it and hand it over to your grandfather in person."

“I’ll send you the video of me blessing the toilet seat.”

"Show it to your grandfather."

On the other end of the phone, Niu Xiaojun said "Oh" indifferently.

Qin Xun said again.

"Brother Niu, please take the trouble to look up the family contact information of Ye Lan's assistant Wang Cui and send it to us."

Before Niu Xiaojun could finish his words, an angry voice came from the other end of the phone.

"I asked you to kneel down in the temple, not to lie here with your legs crossed and talk on the phone."

"That's outrageous! Stand up!"

"Your Majesty!"

The phone hangs up.

Qin Xun threw his phone on the sofa, leaned back and cursed.

"Fatty Niu has no plastic surgery and doesn't care about the occasion at all!"

"It would be a good idea to kill this bastard!"

Xia Ning looked at the domineering Qin Xun and smiled.

He is usually not a serious person, but once faced with a crisis, he always bursts out with amazing courage.

Gives people a full sense of security!

after awhile.

Qin Xun asked someone to buy 98 toilet pads of various kinds, and then he sneakily sneaked the magical toilet pad into the system.

He placed the toilet mats in a large circle on the floor of the practice room.

Qin Xun sat in the center of the circle, clasped his hands together, and muttered something silently.

"I will go to the toilet by myself from now on"

"Mom and Dad, please don't underestimate me"

"BabyBus taught me the secret of using the toilet"

"I can't wait, I need to go to the bathroom"

……

After a stick of incense.

Qin Xun put his hands together and walked around a big circle formed by a toilet mat. Suddenly, he pointed with both hands at a cartoon toilet mat.

"Bah!"

"You are the one!"

……

Xia Ning, Xu Luoluo, and Wu Yu looked at Qin Xun like he was an idiot, shaking their heads and sighing.

Does the fraud have to be so big?

Give toilet pads to old cadres?

Which cadre cannot withstand such a test?

Half an hour later, Xia Ning arranged for a special driver to deliver the toilet seat to a place in Beijing.

In the evening, around eight o'clock.

Xia Ning received a text message from Niu Xiaojun, which was a phone number.