I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

Chapter 1117: A caterpillar can do as much harm to a woman as playing the piano

Qin Xun felt a headache and turned around. He saw Xia Ning and his group three steps away and a smile appeared on his face.

"coincidence!"

"I thought I was the only one who was bored, but I didn't expect you guys..."

Wu Yu waved his hand.

"Shao Poverty."

She put her hand on Xia Ning's shoulder and said.

"Brother-in-law, I want to ask you how you teased Qin Fangshu just now, scaring her so much that she even lost her high heels."

Qin Xun saw that Xia Ning had a blank expression on his face, Xu Luoluo turned her head away and didn't dare to look at him, and Niu Xiaojun had a gloating smile on his face.

He sighed.

"I just accidentally ran into Qin Fangshu. I thought that every time I met her, bad luck would come. I thought she was related to the killer."

"So I interrogated her."

Niu Xiaojun became interested and asked.

"What did you find out?"

Qin Xun sighed.

"You can't torture her. She's very stubborn and won't admit anything."

Niu Xiaojun looked up and saw that there were surveillance cameras mounted on many street lamps. He nodded to show his understanding.

"It would be great if there was no surveillance, so we could use torture."

"I've read books on criminal law. They're quite comprehensive."

Her tone was full of regret, as if she felt disappointed that she couldn't catch Qin Fangshu and tie him up for torture.

Qin Xun gave Niu Xiaojun a thumbs up.

"The 21st century needs people like you."

Seeing that the two of them were chatting animatedly, Wu Yu looked at Xia Ning and realized that she had an unresolved issue, so he pressed Qin Xun again.

"Hey, don't change the subject."

"Let me ask you, why did Qin Fangshu run away?"

“And you’re running so fast!”

Qin Xun chuckled, and then laughed again, feeling that his behavior was indeed somewhat disgraceful, and said.

"No...nothing."

Xia Ning couldn't help it.

"nothing?"

Qin Xun noticed that she was angry and knew that not explaining things clearly would only make things worse.

He raised his head to look at the willow branch, jumped suddenly, and reached out to pluck it.

After landing, he opened his palm, holding a emerald green caterpillar and stretched it towards Xia Ning and the others.

Suddenly, several people fled in all directions and a scream was heard.

"what!"

"take away!"

"take away!"

“It’s so scary!”

……

Qin Xun was stunned when he saw them running five meters away in the blink of an eye. He looked at the caterpillar wriggling in his palm and asked.

“Is this thing so scary?”

Xia Ning looked uncertain.

“Terrible, very terrible!”

Niu Xiaojun patted his chest.

"Even a woman like me who is as majestic as an eagle is afraid of this thing. Isn't this scary?"

Xu Luoluo nodded vigorously.

“Super scary!”

"I would rather be bitten by a dog than have bugs crawling on me."

Wu Yu cursed.

"I always thought caterpillars were alien creatures. They were scary!"

Qin Xun couldn't empathize with them at all. He just thought they were being a little pretentious and threw the caterpillar into the lake.

Seeing this, the four women gradually gathered around.

Xia Ning asked.

"So, you just scared her with the caterpillar?"

"You are so childish!"

Qin Xun's old face turned red.

"Hey Hey!"

"I dropped the caterpillar on her shoulder."

As soon as the words fell, several women were startled.

Then, there was a barrage of verbal abuse.

"Beast!"

"brute!"

"Scumbag!"

"Not a...good person!"

Qin Xun frowned when he saw that Xu Luoluo almost called him a non-human.

“Is it really that excessive?”

Niu Xiaojun cursed loudly.

"You are a man and don't understand much, so I will give you examples that you can understand."

"In ancient times, there was a form of punishment called playing the qin, which involved taking a wire and passing it through a man's testicles, then pulling the wire back and forth, just like pulling a qin string."

"Until the prisoner dies in pain!!!"

She patted Qin Xun's shoulder and spoke seriously.

"Throwing caterpillars at a woman is as destructive as playing the piano at a man."

Qin Xun frowned, supported his right elbow with his left hand, pinched his chin with his right hand, and pondered for a while.

Ok……

It seems that if Qin Fangshu is not a killer, he will kill me the next time he sees me!

……

A few people met and decided to go to the park together.

After walking around for more than ten minutes, I found it boring.

Xia Ning was also worried that there was a killer lurking nearby, so she didn't want Qin Xun to show up too much in public before the results of the interrogation of the female driver came out.

She suggested going back to the hotel and no one objected.

The group walked leisurely towards the park entrance, and the driver was waiting in a nearby parking lot.

I just walked a few steps out of the park.

Qin Xun saw out of the corner of his eye a man riding a shared electric bike bumping into him.

His heart skipped a beat, thinking the killer had appeared again.

He turned quickly, stood in front of the women, and started fighting.

When he turned around, he saw Qin Fangshu with a grim face and bare feet riding his bicycle towards him.

A trace of embarrassment flashed across Qin Xun's face and he put down his hands.

Qin Fangshu shouted.

"I'm going to kill you, you're worse than an animal!"

"Kill you!"

The car will be here soon!

Hit Qin Xun's thigh hard!

Qin Xun remained motionless.

Qin Fangshu and his entire bicycle fell to the ground.

Xia Ning went to help, but Qin Fangshu pushed him away.

She stood up, turned around and rode back about ten meters, then turned around and aimed at Qin Xun and rushed over at a rapid speed.

Qin Xun sighed secretly.

That's it!

What is this compared to playing the piano randomly?

suddenly!

Qin Xun felt something was wrong. The wheel was heading straight for his testicles. He quickly turned sideways and blocked the bicycle with his thighs.

Qin Fangshu fell down again, covered in dirt.

Seeing this, Qin Xun shouted a few words symbolically.

"what!"

"It hurts!"

"It hurts!"

Although he was being perfunctory in his heart, his acting was very good, making others feel as if his testicles were shattered.

Qin Fangshu lay on the ground, staring blankly at Qin Xun, and said angrily.

"You're still dubbing for me?"

Qin Xun: "???"

"That was not what I meant."

"I mean, I'm in pain."

Qin Fangshu became even angrier and felt that he was being teased. He stood up, rode his bike back as usual, and turned around to rush towards Qin Xun.

Qin Xun sighed and murmured softly.

"No more fun."

The car hit quickly.

Suddenly, Xia Ning blocked Qin Xun's way and opened his hands.

“Sizzle—”

A shrill sound rang out!

Qin Xun got anxious, hugged Xia Ning and moved to the side, subconsciously raising his right foot to kick Qin Fangshu in the face.

One second later.

The car stopped.

Qin Fangshu gripped the brake handle tightly, looking at the sole of his shoe so close to him, and was so scared that he broke out in a sweat.

If I hadn't braked immediately after seeing Xia Ning jump out, that kick would have hit me in the face.

Qin Fangshu said angrily.

"What are you doing, idiot?"

Qin Xun felt embarrassed and shook his feet.

"Teacher Qin, do you think my shoes look good?"

He put his foot down.

Qin Fangshu looked at Xia Ning, then glared at Qin Xun and said coldly.

"You should do some good deeds!"

"Otherwise, Xia Ning will become a widow sooner or later."

After saying that, she turned her bike around and rode away, disappearing around the corner.

Xia Ning felt guilty and decided to apologize on behalf of her husband. She took out her cell phone, prepared to send a message of apology to Qin Fangshu, and transferred 5,000 yuan to him for the shoes.

She just took a look at the high heels that Qin Fangshu dropped on the road. They were not luxury items, but they didn't look very cheap either.

Xia Ning sent an apology, but found out... that he had been blocked.

Her heart tightened, then inexplicably relaxed, and she looked up at the corner of the street.

From now on... maybe we will never see each other again?

Sudden.

Niu Xiaojun's cell phone rang. She took it out and looked at it, then walked aside to answer the call. Then she walked back and looked at everyone seriously.

"The female driver from yesterday has been found out."

Her eyes were fixed on Qin Xun's face.

"She's here to kill you."

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