I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

In the cabin.

The curses of "fuck", "Biyang", and "Geneva" were mixed with the crying of "I'm scared", "Am I going to die?" and "I don't want to die".

There was a lot of noise and chaos.

Qin Xun closed his eyes and looked at the system panel in his mind.

[Fishing value:]

[The next lottery requires 10 billion points of lazy points]

The slacking value of more than 8 million was almost all earned by slacking off at Beijing University.

Since then, he has hardly spent any time slacking off.

Because any ability he possesses now is enough to allow him to live a comfortable life, making him start to slack off on trying to gain slack points.

But today, when he encountered this supernatural fateful event, he found that he had to rely on the system in the end to let them fight against each other.

Now that I have less than 10 billion points, I can’t draw for the super grand prize. I can only try my luck and see if I can win some magical items.

Qin Xun's eyes fell on the lucky wheel in the upper right corner.

Suddenly, the small turntable flew out and turned into a turntable as big as a Ferris wheel.

Qin Xun had an idea and spent 10 million slacking points to try his hand.

The lucky wheel was spinning wildly, and after a while, a stream of light flew out and a treasure chest popped out.

The box exploded and out floated a... toilet seat.

A yellow toilet seat with a 2D cartoon character printed on it.

[Congratulations to the host for winning the prize]

【Name: Magic Toilet Seat】

【Quality: Good】

【Function: Helps you to have smooth bowel movements and say goodbye to the trouble of constipation】

[How to use: Sit on it and pull it open]

[Note: After getting such a good thing, are you sure you don't want to wear it around your neck and show it off on the street? ]

Qin Xun felt sick.

Depend on!

The value of 10 million slacking off is one tenth of the value of 100 million slacking off.

The previous 250 million was used to obtain IQ Talismans and the Original God. Which one is not a good thing?

What the hell is this magical toilet seat?

How amazing is it?

A problem that can be solved with a bottle of enema has been made into something more complicated!

Qin Xun closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and with an idea, he spent 100 million slacking points to participate in the lottery.

Soon.

The light disappeared, and a coffin jumped out of the treasure chest.

[Congratulations to the host for winning the prize]

【Name: Feng Shui Coffin】

【Quality: High quality】

[Function: It can make the coffin user's family prosperous for three generations]

[How to use: lie down, stand up, bury underground]

[Note: If the ancestors are buried vertically, the descendants will surely be prosperous]

Qin Xun cursed in his heart.

unlucky!

What a damn bad luck!

There's a risk of the plane crashing now, and you just explode a coffin for me?

What does this mean?

Qin Xun took a look and it was worth it.

[Fishing value:]

One hundred and ten million is missing, and nothing that can solve the crisis has been withdrawn.

His mind was unstable and he kept adjusting his breathing, preparing to draw again.

suddenly!

The plane shook violently.

Qin Xun felt the vibration, opened his eyes and looked out the window.

It was a sunny day outside the window, but the plane's flight path was a bit strange, making sharp up and down turns, just like a fighter jet.

The passengers in the cabin felt dizzy as if they were on a roller coaster.

Xia Ning held the chair tightly with both hands, feeling like vomiting.

Xu Luoluo's face turned pale, he gritted his teeth and closed his eyes.

All around, the cursing became less and less, and turned into wailing.

"what!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah! I don't want to die!"

"I just got married, I don't want to die!"

"Why am I so unlucky? I just finished the college entrance examination and am about to die on my graduation trip!"

"Flight attendant, give me a parachute! Give me a parachute!"

"Where's the parachute?"

"Where's the parachute?!!! I want to skydive!"

"Help, help!"

"Who can save us!"

……

When Qin Xun heard the word "parachute", his heart sank.

He knew that there were no parachutes for crew members and passengers on passenger planes.

Because equipping the aircraft with a parachute will increase the weight of the aircraft and reduce its carrying capacity, and in fact, few people can successfully parachute when the aircraft is flying at high speed.

It's useless to match them.

There is also a ridiculous saying that if an airplane crashes, it will be easier for the airline to collect the bodies if the passengers die together.

If all the passengers parachuted, some would fall into the mountains, some into the sea, and bodies would be scattered here and there, greatly increasing the cost of collecting the bodies.

Qin Xun heard the crying and shouting all around and felt a little guilty.

This was because of his negligence that a group of innocent people were implicated.

He turned to look at Xia Ning and found that Xia Ning was also looking at her.

The look was deep and affectionate, giving people a feeling of reluctance as if they would see it one less time.

Qin Xun smiled bitterly and whispered.

"It'll be fine."

"I'll take you back."

Xia Ning smiled and was about to say something, but then he saw Qin Xun closed his eyes and couldn't help looking confused.

Is he... praying?

Pray for God's strength?

Qin Xun closed his eyes and looked at the remaining 7 million slacking points. He made up his mind and directly spent 5 million slacking points to participate in the lottery.

[Congratulations to the host for winning the prize]

[Name: God's Halo]

【Quality: Special Grade】

【Function: Avoid disaster and seek good fortune】

[How to use: The host pretends to be a monk, a priest, a missionary, etc. to pray and consecrate, which can trigger the aura of seeking good fortune and avoiding evil. ]

[Note: Maintaining the aura requires a huge amount of slacking points, so spend it sparingly, poor bastard!]

Qin Xun opened his eyes, somewhat shocked.

Finally… here comes Supernatural.

Seeking good fortune and avoiding misfortune?

The halo of a charlatan!

Seems like there's a way forward?

Qin Xun thought about it and decided not to draw the lottery anymore. What if he used up all his slacking points and still didn’t draw anything useful? Even his charlatan aura wouldn’t be triggered.

He unbuckled his seat belt and stood up in the bumpy cabin, his body shaking slightly.

Xia Ning exclaimed when he saw this.

"Qin Xun, what are you going to do?"

"This is dangerous, sit down quickly!"

She looked up at Qin Xun with mixed feelings, thinking that he wanted to walk to her seat and die with her...

But... I really don’t want to die!

Qin Xun smiled at Xia Ning and walked slowly and unsteadily to the aisle.

This attracted everyone's attention.

The stewardesses shouted in panic.

"Sir, please return to your seat immediately."

"You are in danger!"

"Please don't joke with your own safety!"

"go back!"

The voice just fell.

The other passengers cursed.

"Who is playing with our lives?"

"Can sitting on the chair save me from death?"

"It would still be a more beautiful death!"

"Damn it, make an emergency landing!"

“I’m still riding the roller coaster here!”

"Oh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

The flight attendants were speechless.

There were tears on their faces, but they still performed their duties.

One of the stewardesses said.

"Please trust our captain. He is a retired Air Force pilot and can handle any emergency. He will definitely bring us all back safely."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was met with a burst of ridicule.

"As expected of a fighter pilot, he flies a passenger plane like a fighter jet!"

"Bring us back safely?"

"I think this is going to take us to Hades!"