The cute baby has arrived: the king of metaphysics

No joke, the cameraman saw the kitten roaring with his own eyes.

Damn it, I have never seen such a surprising thing in my life.

Taking photos makes me feel like my life is complete.

But when he saw a ball of black-red gas holding a yellow skin with a human face and a mouse body, the cameraman felt that there was something lacking in his life.

Meow roared angrily, shaking Huangpizi out of the portrait.

Huang Pizi was originally filled with anger and felt that his good sleep had been interrupted.

As a result, Meow Meow roared again, and Huang Pizi fell directly from the gas to the ground.

Nuo Nuo: Why do you feel like this stinky rat is not good enough?

No one expected such an appearance.

It's kind of funny. What's going on?

"Pfft" I don't know who couldn't help laughing. Huang Pizi felt that he was insulted, so he let out a piercing scream and threw himself in the direction of Nuo Nuo.

Taoist Song instantly felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy, but Nuo Nuo threw the talisman in his hand away as if it was free of charge.

All the lightning talismans, immobilization talismans, explosive talismans, etc. all flew out.

Huang Pizi couldn't dodge and was hit by the talisman. In an instant, many things flashed across his body like special effects.

After a burst of sparks and lightning, Huang Pizi's body was already bloody and bloody, and some of the meat had even been roasted to give it a fragrant aroma.

"Why does it smell like barbecue?"

The cameraman whispered softly, but everyone in the live broadcast room happened to hear him.

Only then did the people in the live broadcast room react.

[Damn it, isn’t this a special effect? ! ]

[Ah ah ah, mom, I saw the weasel became a spirit! ]

[Damn it, those two meows just now were tiger roars! ! ! ]

[Holy shit, shit, I underestimated Miaomiao, it turns out he is a tiger! ]

[I asked why Meow Meow only eats meat. It turns out to be a tiger! ]

[Let me go, meow meow, a tiger actually obeys Nuo Nuo Yan, I am envious! ]

[Fake, it must be fake. ]

[It must be the special effects and script. I really put a lot of effort into making it popular. ]

[That’s right, such a big production probably cost a lot of money. ]

[The sailors are still tough. ]

[There is no need to run away when the world ends. If the sky falls, the mouths of the navy will hold it up. ]

[Let the special department find out if it is true or false. ]

[Call the special department, call the special department. ]

[Here it comes, it’s authenticated. It’s true. ]

[Let me go, are you upstairs really from the special department? ]

[Brother, are you stupid? You don’t even recognize Mu Xuanqing? ]

[To popularize science, Mu Xuanqing: Mu’s grandson is the most outstanding young man in the metaphysics world. If you still don’t understand the importance of Mu Xuanqing, you can search online. ]

[I’ll go, so baby Nuonuo is really awesome! ]

[Well, better than me. ]

[Fuck! Even more powerful than Mu Xuanqing! ]

[Help, I have a crush on a perfect baby. ]

[Ah ah ah, I don’t care, from now on I will be Nuo Nuo’s crazy fan. ]

Huang Pizi collapsed and shouted: "Ah ah ah, my flawless fur!!! I'm going to kill you, little bastard!!"

A cold look flashed in Miao Miao's eyes: "Roar!"

With a tiger roar, Huang Pizi was inexplicably knocked away.

Huang Pizi spat out a mouthful of blood, which almost killed Huang Pizi.

It struggled to get up, but its body couldn't do anything.

Nuo Nuo put her hands on her hips and said in what she thought was a fierce threat: "Smelly rat, I'll give you a chance to admit your mistake. Follow me and wash away your sins. I'll transform you into an immortal, otherwise you'll have to wait to die!"

When Huang Pizi heard that he was going to die, how could he be willing to do so after practicing for many years?

So he was so frightened that he couldn't care less about the pain in his body and quickly got up and kowtowed.

"No, I admit my mistake, I said it, I said it, I said it all!"

Nuo Nuo's master told Nuo Nuo yesterday when he fell asleep.

In the future, if you encounter ghosts and other things that harm people, be sure to ask if there is anyone behind them.

Although Nuo Nuo didn't understand what it meant, she still did it.

After all, Huang Pizi was afraid of death, so he told everything he knew.

"Six years ago, I achieved great success in cultivation and asked Tieniu for the title. As a result, he talked nonsense, causing me to fail in my request for the title and my cultivation level to regress."

(Asking for a seal: When a weasel becomes a spirit, it will ask for a seal from a destined person when it has reached the peak of its cultivation. Ask the other person whether it looks like a human being. If the destined person says it does, then the weasel will successfully transform into a human being. If the destined person says it doesn't look like a human being, then the weasel will successfully transform into a human being. If the destined person says it doesn't look like a human being, or says Otherwise, the Weasel will either fail in seeking the seal or regress in cultivation.)

"He was also frightened and had a high fever for three days and three nights, and I hated him for it."

"So I pestered Tieniu's family and kept casting spells to harm them, and then this man used magic to seal me."

As he spoke, Huang Pizi pointed at Taoist Song.

"I originally thought that my life would be like this, but then a man who claimed to be an immortal found me and said that he had a way to avenge me and transform me into an immortal. I believed him."

"That person found Tudigong's portrait and suppressed Tudigong's cultivation. He also asked me to threaten the people next door and ask the people next door to give the portrait to Tieniu's family."

"I possessed the portrait of Tu Tu Gong and enjoyed the offerings of Tieniu and his family. Not only did I absorb the essence of Tieniu and his family, I also restored my own cultivation."

"If you don't come today, Tieniu's family will definitely die today."

Hearing Huang Pizi's hateful words, Tieniu's mother was so frightened that she backed away, and Tieniu was so frightened that she sat down on the ground.

They finally realized how dangerous their situation was.

Ever since, their eyes looking at Nuo Nuo became full of gratitude and eagerness.

Nuo Nuo asked: "What does that great immortal look like and where does he live?"

Huang Pizi shook his head: "I don't know what he looks like. He always wears a hat when he appears. Maybe he used some magic. I think his face is particularly blurry."

"I don't know where he lives, but every time I have something to do, he will show up and then disappear."

Nuo Nuo: "Okay, then you return the essence first."

Huang Pizi hesitated a little, Nuo Nuo raised his fist and said fiercely: "Hurry up!"