The cute baby has arrived: the king of metaphysics

Chapter 162 I, grandpa, make money!

[No brother, since you can dream about your grandfather, then just ask yourself in the dream. ]

[That's right. ]

The young man was very troubled: "It's not that I don't want to ask, it's because every time my grandfather finishes talking about paying the money, he leaves without giving me a chance to speak."

[ah? Did your grandfather really only talk about giving money and nothing else? ]

The young man said with a speechless face: "Yes, my grandfather always said directly, I, your grandfather, pay the money, and then it's gone..."

[Hahahahahahahaha, brothers, I will laugh first in respect. ]

[I, your grandpa, make money, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ]

[Although I shouldn’t laugh, it’s really funny, hahahahaha. ]

[I have to say, grandpa is quite fashionable. ]

[Looking at how badly my little brother was treated, I was almost speechless. ]

[Brothers, knock on the wooden fish quickly, don’t lose all your merits. ]

[No, deduct 1. Buddha will laugh with you. ]

[Someone said 1, who would believe this? 1. ]

[You guys, don’t be too outrageous, hahahahaha. ]

Nuonuo: "Little brother, your grandfather is doing business in the underworld."

The young man looked confused: "Huh?"

Nuonuo: "It seems like I'm going to open a massage parlor."

"Ah?!" The young man was dumbfounded now.

Not only was he stupid, but the audience in the live broadcast room was also stupid.

[ah? ! ! ! ]

[ah? ! ! ! ! ]

[Is it the massage parlor I thought of? ]

Jiangcheng police: [Ahem. ]

[Ah, no, I just wanted to ask if I can get a head massage. Well, I mainly get headaches. ]

[Hahahahaha, don’t be a coward in front of me. ]

[Shut up, you! ]

[No, can you open a store in the underworld? Aren't they going to reincarnate? ]

Ling Qingfeng: "Reincarnation in the underworld is not what everyone thinks. There are too many people who die every year. There is only one underworld. After everyone dies, they will be taken into the underworld. After being judged by the judge, only if they are not guilty can they be reincarnated. "

"But because there are too many deaths, the judges are too busy, so there are many people waiting to be reincarnated."

"So currently, people who die can go down, get their number, queue up, and then go and have fun by themselves. As long as they don't leave the underworld, it doesn't matter where they go."

But there are also some ghosts who are restless and want to escape secretly.

Most of these people will be caught and taken back to be punished, while a small number will escape to the human world and commit evil. This is why it is easy for everyone to encounter ghosts nowadays.

[So the dead people were too bored waiting for reincarnation, so they created some entertainment projects. ]

Ling Qingfeng: "Yes, that's true."

[Let me go, is the underworld so tolerant? I thought everyone would be reincarnated directly after being killed, unable to do anything. ]

[Well, to put it this way, I suddenly want to visit the underworld too. ]

[Hey brother, this is not fun to think about. ]

[Hey, I'm just talking, I haven't lived enough yet. ]

[But after talking for a long time, no one said whether the massage parlor is...]

[Brother, the police are in the live broadcast room. Don’t seek death. ]

Ling Qingfeng twitched the corners of his lips: "I don't know if it's legal or not. You have to ask Grandpa yourself."

[Leak, leak, leak! It would be a shame if you ask me yourself, I won’t go. ]

[Forget it, curiosity is not that important. ]

Ling Qingfeng:…………

Young man: "Thank you Nuo Nuo and Master Ling."

Nuonuo: "You're welcome, brother."

Ling Qingfeng smiled and nodded.

After the young man hung up the connection, he turned around and bought a lot of paper money to "transfer money" to his grandfather.

At this time, in the Mu family's old house, Mr. Mu stared at Ling Qingfeng's face on the screen and fell into deep thought.

Why does this person look so familiar...

[Come on, brothers, I didn’t see any ghosts or corpses today. ]

[No brother, do you have to watch something scary to feel comfortable? ]

[Hey, the main thing is that I usually see these when watching Nuo Nuo’s live broadcast, and I’m used to it. ]

[Well, today is indeed much "fresher" than before. ]

[Right, right, I’ll just say it. ]

[Actually, it’s good not to see corpses and ghosts. At least it proves that no one was killed. ]

[This is indeed the truth. ]

Nuo Nuo read out the name of the destined person, and the live broadcast room was silent for a long time before the person swiped the gift to apply for a connection.

The face of the woman in front of the screen is very strange, and she looks full of technology.

The woman said in a low voice: "Hello."

Nuo Nuo: "Hello, brother."

The woman frowned displeased: "What brother, I'm a girl."

Nuo Nuo suddenly realized: "Ah, I'm sorry, Nuo Nuo saw it wrong. Hello, sister."

The woman waved her hands irritably: "I have nothing to settle, just slap the next person."

Nuo Nuo blinked her big eyes and asked: "Huh? Brother... no, sister really doesn't count as a hexagram?"

Woman: "It doesn't count."

Nuonuo: "But there is someone behind my sister who has been staring at you."

When the woman heard this, she was startled: "Ah!!"

I turned around and saw that there was no one around.

The woman said angrily: "You little brat, what nonsense are you talking about? Where is anyone here?"

Nuo Nuo's face was full of innocence: "There is indeed someone, no, Nuo Nuo said it wrong, it should be Gui Gui. He is so miserable, his whole body is broken into more than a dozen pieces, and he will fall off if he moves his head lightly. "

The woman quickly glanced at Nuo Nuo, then looked at the direction of the toilet, and then said: "You...what are you talking nonsense about? I don't care, stop talking, and return the money to me quickly."

Nuo Nuo was unmoved and sincerely persuaded: "Brother, those who commit murder and break the law should surrender themselves."

[Wuhu, here comes the part I love to watch. ]

[Comrade police, come to life! ]

[No prizes for guessing whether this person is male or female. ]

[Female, he said it himself. ]

[You are blind. Your face is full of technology and your voice is very deep. I guess you are a man. ]

[But she has a bear...]

[Silly boy, this thing can also be fake. ]

[I'm going to gain more knowledge. ]

[Nu Nuo calls him brother, he must be a boy. ]

[I understand, shemale! ]

[I'll go, how exciting is that? ]

[Shh, please stop talking and watch quietly. ]

The woman became angry: "What are you surrendering for? Don't talk nonsense, or I will sue you for slander!"

Nuo Nuo said quietly: "Brother, that brother's eyes are bleeding and his head has fallen off again. He is right at your feet."

"what!!!"

"Stop talking!!!"

I don't know if she had a guilty conscience, but at this moment she seemed to have really seen the scene Nuo Nuo said.

The woman covered her ears and hid in a corner.

Nuonuo continued: "Brother, that brother also lost his hand, but his hand came to find you."

"Ahhhhh!!!"

The woman couldn't bear it anymore and opened the door to escape.

But as soon as she opened the door, she was blocked by several police officers.

"Yang Yifan, you are suspected of intentional homicide, come with us."

The woman, oh no, it should be the transgender man, a flash of panic flashed in his eyes, but he pretended to be calm: "What are you talking about, killing someone? Who killed someone!"

The police did not watch his performance and said with a cold face: "Hand him up and take him away."

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