On the day I left school, I knocked all the relatives in the hospital to death

It was a deep sleep.

When I woke up again, the sound of washing could be heard downstairs.

"Boss, boss——"

While brushing his teeth, Zhang Lingchuan turned his head and scolded me with his mouth full of foam: "You're screaming so early in the morning!"

"I saw Chen Yin last night! She said she was going to reincarnate."

"Could it be that I succeeded in transcending?"

Zhang Lingchuan rolled his eyes at me, as if he didn't want to talk to me.

"You've been following me for so long, and if you don't even know how to do this, it would be embarrassing if word spread!"

After Zhang Ling said these words, he started to light incense and listen to scriptures in the store, and started his day's work.

After I washed up, I looked in the mirror and noticed that the grimace mask on my arm was a little bigger.

Originally it was only the size of a fingertip, but now it is the size of a palm.

I said with some worry: "Boss, we didn't get any information about the crystal coffin during our trip to Zhao's house. What should we do?"

Zhang Lingchuan put his legs on the cashier counter without hesitation, and suddenly looked at me sinisterly.

"It's okay, Yu Baiwan. If you can't be saved, I'll make you into a corpse and bury you under our shop."

"When the time comes, you must remember to bless me to make money every day."

I bah bah bah.

"If one day comes, I will give you three years of bad luck first!"

Zhang Lingchuan laughed happily.

Before he could stop laughing, his cell phone rang.

Zhang Lingchuan pressed the speakerphone directly and spoke in a hanged voice.

"Zhang Chu, why are you so free to come and chat with me?"

As soon as I heard the word Zhang Chu, my whole body tensed up.

Although I have never met this person, he came forward when we were snatching dragon balls on the Yellow River beach and when we were snatching Buddhist amulets from the Jiang family.

I am afraid that this is someone that even Zhang Lingchuan would not dare to offend easily.

The most important thing is that if he calls, it's definitely up to him.

Sure enough, the next second Zhang Chu was cursing on the other end of the phone.

"Zhang Lingchuan, I usually indulge you too much, but now you are becoming more and more arrogant!"

Zhang Lingchuan put a cigarette in his mouth and asked slowly: "What happened?"

"Hmph, you still have the nerve to ask? Did you take something you shouldn't have taken out of the Yellow River beach a few days ago?"

"No, Zhang Chu. You called me at that time. Didn't I just return the things to them?"

"At that time, hundreds of people watched me give things to that ghost guy. You can't accuse me unjustly."

Zhang Chu's roar came from the other end of the phone.

"Going back? That Arthur went back and opened the box and saw that the contents turned into a pile of shit!"

"Do you want to explain this matter?"

Zhang Lingchuan's face turned red when he suppressed laughter.

I couldn't help laughing either.

Zhang Lingchuan just asked Kong Sanniang to steal the dragon ball.

Although we don't know yet how to use that bead.

But we all agree that things from China cannot fall into the hands of ghosts!

Unexpectedly, Kong Sanniang actually stuffed a piece of dog shit into it.

After Zhang Lingchuan had laughed enough, he said into the phone: "He deserves it! Who made him covet our Middle-earth treasures?"

"This gang of river thugs has been hanging around our Yellow River area all year round and has stolen so many of our antique porcelains. Giving him a piece of shit would be considered an advantage."

Zhang Chu sighed: "Do you only know which company is behind those Heliuzi gangs? Zhang Lingchuan, don't offend people you shouldn't offend. You don't know how you will die in the end!"

The phone was hung up.

I looked at Zhang Lingchuan with some worry: "We won't be troubled."

Zhang Lingchuan smiled carelessly: "The Special Investigation Bureau is afraid of those ghost guys, but I have never taken them seriously."

"If you dare to mess with me, I have a way to make these people cry for their parents and go back to their hometown."

In the afternoon, Zhang Lingchuan went somewhere and left me alone to look after the store.

When I was bored, I was about to take a nap, but a mother and daughter came to the door.

I immediately cheered up and entertained the guests.

"What do you two want to buy?"

"Although our shop is small, we have everything you need. You can take a look at incense, paper money, paper figures, and ingots."

After saying that, I handed over the price list.

When the young woman saw the price, she screamed.

"Mom, this price is a steal. They tell you to go to the hospital. Be careful of being cheated!"

After saying that, she gave me a hard look.

The old woman hurriedly grabbed her and smiled apologetically at me: "It's bad. The child is ignorant. Don't blame her."

I silently looked at the woman in suspenders, thinking that she looked older than me and was being too rude.

While they were looking at the prices, I watched secretly.

The old woman looked to be in her fifties, but she looked good and had a peach blossom look on her face.

On the contrary, the young woman looked weak and had black eyes.

They looked at the price sign for a while. They probably thought it was too expensive, so they put it at the cashier.

The old woman looked around and asked me: "Little brother, are you the only one looking after the store today? Isn't Boss Zhang here?"

I replied: "The boss is out on business. If you need anything, you can also come to me."

After hearing this, the old woman waved her hand: "That's different, I'll look for him."

I really didn't expect that I, Zhang Lingchuan, was quite famous outside.

"Mom, I'll take you to the hospital."

"What age are we in, and you are still superstitious about these things. They are all lies, and these people are liars!"

I was just about to reply when I heard Zhang Lingchuan's voice coming from outside the house.

"Are you the person introduced by Uncle Wu?"

After hearing this, the old woman nodded repeatedly as if she had seen a savior: "Uncle Wu called me to come to you. He said that only you can help me."

Hearing this, her daughter exploded on the side.

"Who is Uncle Wu? Mom, what's wrong with you? I'll take you to the hospital!"

The old woman sighed, turned around and scolded her: "Jingjing, please be quiet, don't be rude."

After speaking, she turned to explain to us: "My daughter Jingjing has been abroad for many years, and there are many things she doesn't understand."

After Zhang Lingchuan looked at the old woman for a few seconds, he frowned slightly.

Jingjing asked him: "Since you are so powerful, can you tell what happened to my mother?"

"In the past few days since I returned to China, something has been wrong with her. She has become nagging and says that she doesn't feel well anywhere."

I wondered, fearing that something evil had happened again.

As a result, Zhang Lingchuan said something in the next second that made me drop my jaw.

"Your mother is pregnant."

The young girl was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly jumped up and pointed at Zhang Lingchuan and cursed.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"My father has been dead for more than ten years, how could my mother be pregnant!"

But the shameful expression on the old woman's face confirmed that Zhang Lingchuan's words were true.

Jingjing turned to look at the old woman in disbelief: "Mom, you...when did you have a boyfriend? Why are you still pregnant!"

The old woman denied it strongly: "I don't have a boyfriend. What nonsense are you kidding?"

"No way, how could you get pregnant without a boyfriend."

I also turned to look at Zhang Lingchuan in shock.

"Boss, why didn't you tell me before that you would still see a doctor?"

Zhang Lingchuan ignored me and said to the young girl.

"Who says you have to be a human to get your mother pregnant?"

"Can you guarantee that all the people you meet in this life are human beings?"