On the day I left school, I knocked all the relatives in the hospital to death

Old Man Wang ignored Zhang Lingchuan's incompetent rage.

The broken wooden door was closed tightly.

I picked up all the cakes on the floor and persuaded him from behind.

"Boss, if he really doesn't want to, forget it."

Zhang Lingchuan snorted: "Forget it?"

"In my dictionary, Zhang Lingchuan, the word "forget" has never been mentioned!"

Seeing him getting angry, I thought he was going to rush up and beat the old man up.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Lingchuan turned around and smiled secretly at the coffin shop, and suddenly said.

"Go back and have a good sleep. The old man will beg us tonight."

What?

I don’t quite understand what Zhang Lingchuan said.

I couldn't help but said: "Boss, it's time, so stop pretending."

When we go to work and ask people for help, they don't hesitate to ignore us.

Still thinking about people coming to beg us?

Zhang Lingchuan didn't dump me and walked back to the shop while humming a tune.

Seeing that he was so confident, I suppressed my curiosity and followed him back to the small attic.

At noon, Zhang Lingchuan asked me to eat the smashed pastry as lunch.

Seeing him stuffing a piece of pastry into his mouth without any disdain, I, as a waiter, naturally have nothing to be pretentious about.

After a quick lunch, Zhang Lingchuan wanted to go out to do some errands and asked me to keep an eye on the shop at home.

He was a little anxious to go out, but he still told me again and again that everything in the shop must be sold according to his price list.

I thought to myself, what's so difficult about this.

So I repeatedly promised that the business of the shop would be taken care of by me.

After Zhang Lingchuan left, I sat at the cashier and looked around at the incense shop.

This store is not big, but it is packed with stuff.

There were incense offerings, paper figurines, and even shrouds, all piled up at random.

Mess.

I thought to myself, it’s weird that this shabby shop has customers.

Leaning back in the chair, I was thinking about squinting for a while, but suddenly I heard a voice ringing in my ears.

"Boss, I would like to invite some incense."

The sound came suddenly when I was half asleep.

It was a soft female voice.

I was so frightened that I opened my eyes suddenly, only to be met with a pair of loving eyes.

The girl looked about eighteen or nineteen years old, and her face without makeup was extremely delicate.

Seeing me staring at her blankly, she said again: "Boss, I'll give you some incense."

"oh oh--"

I coughed a few times to relieve my embarrassment and quickly looked away.

Lest people misunderstand me as a pervert.

Please offer incense is just a more respectful way of saying it.

In fact, I came here to buy incense.

There is only one kind of incense in our shop, but how much does it cost? I have to check the price list first.

"How many bundles would you like?"

When I casually opened the price list and looked at it, my jaw almost dropped.

Is Zhang Lingchuan's brain okay?

He wrote on the price list that the price of a bundle of incense is 8888...

I rubbed my eyes to make sure there were no decimal points on it, and then hesitated for a while before I made an offer to the girl.

She groaned, apparently frightened by the price.

I scratched my head in embarrassment and cursed Zhang Lingchuan in my mind for being crazy about money.

"How about you go to another shop?"

I can guarantee that the incense offered by ordinary incense shops will never cost more than eight yuan.

The girl in front of me had a sad look on her face, and she hesitated in front of the cashier for a long time. Then he gritted his teeth, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and said to me: "Buy a bundle first."

Now it was my turn to be surprised.

Did I hear it right? She wants to spend more than 8000 on a bundle of incense.

"Girl, you have to think clearly, this is not 88, but [-]."

The girl seemed to have something to hide. She hesitated for a long time, and finally sighed: "You don't understand."

After scanning the QR code to pay successfully, the store heard a beep and [-] yuan was credited to the account.

I looked at the sound of the girl walking out with the incense, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, I really don't understand the world of rich people.

There was only one customer in the whole afternoon.

I was bored sitting in the shop.

It wasn't until the sky got dark that Zhang Lingchuan walked back from outside covered in dust, carrying a big rooster with a flowery neck in his hand.

Zhang Lingchuan looked a little tired. I told him that I bought a bundle of incense and went out in the afternoon.

He just said lightly without much reaction.

In the evening, Zhang Lingchuan took the rare opportunity to kill chickens and stew meat in the kitchen. The fragrant smell attracted my soul.

"Boss, let me help you."

I haven't seen meat for a long time, and I am more excited to see meat than to see women.

Zhang Lingchuan angrily told me to get out and stay out of the way.

Go out and go out.

However, I noticed that Zhang Lingchuan specially left a large bowl of chicken blood, not knowing what to use it for.

As expected, what we both ate that night was the big cock.

The smell of the meat made me wolf it down, and I had long forgotten about Old Man Wang.

Zhang Lingchuan looked at me with disgust and cursed: "It's like reincarnation of a starving ghost."

But he still gave me a piece of chicken leg: "Don't just eat the chicken neck, there's a lot of meat in it!"

After drinking and eating, I sat on a chair, touched my round belly, and asked Zhang Lingchuan: "Why hasn't Mr. Wang come to beg us yet?"

He crossed his legs and picked his teeth with a toothpick, confidently saying, "It's almost time. It'll take another 10 minutes."

I chuckled to myself.

This boss is quite good at bragging.

After taking a rest, I consciously picked up the bones on the dining table and prepared to wash the dishes.

But at this moment, there was a rapid knock on the door outside our closed door.

"Zhang Lingchuan, come out here!"

It's really that old man Wang's voice.

"Fuck you, open the door, I'll kill you!"

After saying this a little angrily, Old Man Wang knocked on the door.

I turned around and asked Zhang Lingchuan very curiously: "Boss, what on earth did you do?"

He smiled very strangely: "I did something bad."

Not sure if it was out of revenge, Zhang Lingchuan asked Old Man Wang to knock on the door for several minutes before slowly opening it.

"Uncle Wang, what's going on?"

Old Man Wang was so angry that he blew his nose and glared: "Zhang, you have the guts!"

"You actually dared to use evil tricks to scare all the corpses in my shop!"

After hearing this, Zhang Lingchuan showed a surprised expression on his face: "Surprised corpse? Wouldn't that be very troublesome?"

Old Man Wang clutched his chest and panted: "Don't pretend to be stupid for me! If you cause any trouble and kill someone, don't even think about hanging around here!"

"If you have anything to say, remembering our old acquaintance, I can help you comfort your frightened corpse."

"You have to do me a favor, though."

Old man Wang naturally knew what Zhang Lingchuan was planning, and he glanced at me coldly.

Finally, he took a long breath, shook his head and walked away.

I didn’t understand what he meant, so I quickly asked Zhang Lingchuan: “Boss, is Mr. Wang rejecting us?”

Unexpectedly, he laughed out loud: "Yu Baiwan, go to the kitchen and get out the chicken blood from that night."

"Let's go help Uncle Wang suppress the corpse!"