Global Gamification: The Legendary Goddess of Gambit
Chapter 260 Smart Potion
An unknown island overseas.
Zhou Zheng opened Peppa Pig's space and poured out the contents. Various sundries piled up into a hill, including but not limited to various weapons, armors, treasures and the like.
These are all kinds of sundries confiscated by the Tianshen Tower team.
At this time, a shadow flashed across the pile of debris, and as a scream sounded, a long yellow 'snake' stabbed towards Zhou's front door.
Facing the sudden attack, Zhou Zheng showed no trace of panic in his eyes.
He then raised the door in front of his face, and a silver light flashed in his palm.
Along with the sound of the collision of gold and gold, the yellow shadow was blocked, and it turned out to be a yellow spear made of sand.
Sea buckthorn gun, the orange weapon of the God Lord.
Although the degree of compatibility between the two has not reached the level of integration between human and machine, it is still above 50%. At this level, the machine spirit already has great feelings for its owner.
At this time, it was this sea buckthorn gun that was trying to avenge its master.
The sea buckthorn gun turned into a super tornado, grinding hard in Zhou Zheng's palm, but was picked up one by one by the sacred armor.
A few seconds later, the sea buckthorn gun lost its strength and fell to the ground, shattering into yellow sand.
Zhou Zheng squatted down, reached out and grabbed a handful of yellow sand, and gave it a gentle shake with magic power.
In an instant, the sea buckthorn spear changed from yellow sand to a spear.
Watching the sea buckthorn gun transform from yellow sand into a weapon, Zhou Zheng said with a smile:
"Tsk, this weapon is quite fun."
"Buzz!" The sea buckthorn gun exploded instantly, turning into a small sandstorm in Zhou Zheng's palm.
Unfortunately, the opponent's resistance was still blocked by the sacred armor, without any breakthrough in defense.
But the angry mood of Sea Buckthorn Gun was still conveyed to Zhou Zheng.
"Are you angry?" Zhou Zheng muttered to himself, and then his consciousness spread towards the sea buckthorn gun.
"I can give you whatever the Lord God gives you. I will give you 100 units of yellow sand essence. How about you follow my command?"
Sea buckthorn gun: x
"One thousand units."
Buckthorn Gun: "x"
Zhou Zheng glanced at all his reserves. For things like yellow sand essence, the Lord God only had a little more than 10,000.
There is no weapon spirit around Zhou Zheng who likes to eat these things.
So, he erased a fraction and said:
"The price is 10,000 units of yellow sand essence. This is all I have. Even the Lord of God is not so kind to you, right? Otherwise, will you just obey me?"
However, even if Zhou Zheng said this, Sea Buckthorn Gun still refused and didn't even bother to reply.
Since there was no way for him to increase the price, Zhou Zheng had no choice but to lower his requirements for the other party.
"In this way, the previous request remains unchanged, but you don't need to treat me like you did to the God Lord before, but at least give me a chance, right?"
Sea buckthorn gun: x
Zhou Zheng, who was still rejected, was not angry, and was even a little happy.
This is exactly why he likes these weapon spirits.
Simplicity, single-mindedness, protecting the Lord... Oh, this third rule excludes the Lord-Eating Blade. This thing is a bit tricky.
Even if the compatibility between the Sea Buckthorn Spear and the God Lord is only a little over 50%, it can still do this for the other party.
However, fortunately the other party's compatibility is only a little over 50.
Zhou Zheng decided to make one last effort.
"Let's do this. I'll give you 1 units of yellow sand essence. How about we reconcile? I don't need you to work for me, as long as you don't cause trouble for me in the future."
Zhou Zheng continued:
"You have to know that the battle between the Divine Lord and I was an open and honest fight to the death. We tried our best to kill each other. He might die, and so did I. And the reason why the Divine Lord died, It’s because his skills are inferior to others, and the grudge should have ended the moment the God Lord died.”
If the other party didn't agree to this... Zhou Zheng would have no choice but to bear the pain and erase the other party's weapon spirit.
Fortunately, after hearing what Zhou Zheng said this time, the barrel of the sea buckthorn gun ticked slightly, like a √, and then quickly returned to its original state. Seeing this, Zhou Zheng happily fed it 10,000 units of yellow sand essence.
After solving the problem of the sea buckthorn gun, Zhou Zheng looked at the other things in the debris pile.
All the Soul King's expenses were spent on the Soul Puppet. He didn't have any orange equipment on him, while the Beast God had one.
The God Lord is the richest among them. In addition to a sea buckthorn gun, he also has three pieces of orange equipment.
However, the sea buckthorn gun is the most suitable among them, and it is also the most difficult to get. The others are just a little difficult to deal with at best. Only the sea buckthorn gun can actually kill for a while.
After taking care of the sea buckthorn gun, this pile of debris is just physical work.
After a brief classification.
There are two more piles of things in front of Zhou Zheng, one pile is treasure that can be kept, and the other pile...
You can keep things like the sea buckthorn gun, as long as you communicate and exchange feelings. If Zhou Zheng is not good, then Little Fatty will be used. If Little Fatty is not good, then Little Qu'er will be used. This is still an orange weapon after all.
The Fengshen boots (the only orange piece of equipment on the Beast God) can also be washed, whether you wear them yourself or leave them to your family.
but……
The God Lord's big pants (a close-fitting orange version), this kind of thing shows off Zhou Zheng's face. This is the first time he has seen orange-level big pants.
But why do you have the nerve to keep this thing?
Even if it is thrown to one's companions, it is not suitable.
The same goes for the beast god's tiger fur coat (original version), a lot of socks (purple quality), someone's towel... and a lot of personal items.
Zhou Zheng didn't even know why he left with this in the first place.
He clicked on the mall and after some operations in it.
[Whether you sell 5471 second-hand products, you can get 100 million gold coins. 】
[Tip: If you are not satisfied with the price, you can open a store to set the price and sell it by yourself. The mall will only charge the cost. 】
Zhou Zheng:......
What second-hand product?
Do you know who they are? He is a level 100 boss! These are personal belongings. Do you know how many perverts would come back to ask for the price if you let go of your moral integrity and sell them?
"Yes!"
Although others may be perverted, Zhou Zheng thinks that he is quite normal.
At least it's quite normal for this kind of thing.
As a large number of second-hand items were sold in front of him, a golden card appeared out of thin air with a number marked on it: 100 million.
Gold coins are not like meritorious deeds. Gold coins are tangible. And one million gold coins can turn into a mountain when piled up.
Therefore, the system kindly helped Zhou Zheng solve this problem.
The golden card in front of you represents 100 million gold coins. In any place covered by the system, you can use this card to withdraw that one million gold coins at any time.
"Let's take a look at 1 first?"
As the words fell, a golden ocean flowed out of the golden card, and the gold coins clattered to the ground, forming a pile of hills in front of Zhou Zheng.
"Wuhu~I'm rich!"
Looking at the pile of gold coins in front of Zhou Zheng, Aqua rushed over and jumped directly into the ocean of gold.
Zhou Zheng silently reminded this idiot.
"No, this is me getting rich, not you."
Aqua took a gold coin and put it in her mouth, bit it, and said:
"When you get rich, don't I get rich too? Don't forget each other even if you are rich!"
"Master Zhou Zheng, you won't see me so poor, right?"
Seeing that the bite was not enough, Aqua licked the gold coin in her hand again and giggled happily.
Looking at the gold coins covered in saliva, Zhou Zheng suddenly felt disgusted with the pile of gold coins on the ground. He clenched the gold coin card in his hand tightly and waved to Aqua.
"Oh haha~ That's great!"
Afterwards, Aqua pulled Zhou Zheng's sleeve and begged:
"Zhou Zhengsang, help me buy an auxiliary system. There is really no one on this desert island, so gold coins are useless!"
Zhou Zheng rolled his eyes.
But Zhou Zheng, who was practicing, really couldn't stand Aqua annoying him three times a day.
In the end, I spent 1 merit points to equip her with a consumer auxiliary system.
Just a reminder: "Remember not to spend indiscriminately."
…………
the next day--
Looking at the bottle of Erguotou placed next to Aqua, Zhou Zheng fell into silence.
He pointed at the bottle of Erguotou tremblingly and said in a dry voice:
"This is...you spent 1...1..."
Zhou Zheng feels...
If he died one day, he would definitely be mad at Aqua.
Aqua held the bottle of Erguotou in both hands and said with shining eyes:
"This is the unique and most special wine in the world. It is said that in ancient times, even the emperor could not drink such wine! It only sells for 1 gold coins, which is a special price!"
Zhou Zheng:......
Of course you can’t drink that special code!
Why didn't you say that Qin Shihuang couldn't even drink beer?
After a while, Zhou Zheng opened his dry lips and said:
"...can you withdraw?"
Aqua glanced at Zhou Zheng warily, took a step back silently while holding her wine Erguotou, and then took another step back.
"Don't think about it!"
"This is a peerless wine, why should you return it?"
Zhou Zheng:......
It's a special code. I'm afraid only a fool like you will fall for such a scam, right?
And... the special code is to get it twice!
Damn it, Zhou Zheng has had enough of this idiot in front of him.
Is there any way to make her IQ smarter?
With an excited heart and trembling hands, Zhou Zheng tremblingly clicked on Zhang Nan in the address book.
After explaining everything clearly, Zhou Zheng shouted:
"Go after a guy named Cun Guangyin with all your strength! Mad, I want him to die without a burial place!"
Zhang Nan:?
Zhang Nan:!
"Good guy, if the enemy is so crouching, why worry about a big deal? Oh, on our side, that's the end of it. If Aqua doesn't have an IQ, can't she have a better memory?"
Zhou Zheng:......
He also wanted to know whether this was possible.
So, Zhou Zheng opened the merit mall.
"The invincible merit mall, use my massive merits to think of a solution!"
An advertisement popped up.
"Are you still worried that your child is too stupid? Are you still worried that your child is not like you? Are you still worried about your child's future?"
"Then come and try this product. Smart Potion will give you a very smart child. It can effectively increase intelligence and can be used by both adults and children."
"No 980, no , just million killing merits and a magical smart potion to take home, order hotline: *********"
“Advice: Smart people don’t buy.”
Zhou Zheng:......
This product advertisement...why does it look so like a liar? Still the same kind of liar from the last century.
Zhou Zheng took a closer look at the sales volume of this smart potion. At this time, it was still a big 0.
Good guy, you don’t even bother to place orders for this product, right?
No sales, no reviews, no recipes.
This special code is a three-no product!
However, this killing merit mall officially sells it, and it is so expensive.
There is an old saying about Merit Mall.
The products officially sold in the mall may be expensive, but they will definitely not be a scam.
I carefully studied the smart potion in front of me, inside and out, and confirmed that this thing was indeed an official product sold by Merit Mall. Zhou Zheng hesitated for a few seconds and finally took the bottle of potion.
Then...after buying Zhou Zheng, I started to regret it.
Especially when he saw the four characters "all sold" on the product, Zhou Zheng felt that he had been cheated.
Didn't this special code run away immediately after cheating a bastard?
"This...even if it's all pure water, there shouldn't be any side effects, right?"
"There are no side effects anyway, so it doesn't matter even if it's useless..."
"How about... try it?"
Zhou Zheng waved to Aqua and shouted loudly:
"Aqua, come on, I bought you a gift, but it's a big gift worth 980 million. After drinking it, you can escape the discriminatory eyes of others."
"Bah, you are the only one who discriminates against me, okay?" Aqua ran over like a gust of wind, looked straight at Zhou Zheng, and said with shining eyes:
"What gift are you going to give me? What is it? Super wine?"
Zhou Zheng shook the potion in his hand and said:
"It's a smart potion worth 980 million yuan. I heard that you will become smarter after drinking it."
Aqua: (T_T)
Looking at Aqua's eyes as if looking at a staff, Zhou Zheng couldn't help but defend himself:
"No, no, no, I am different from you."
"This is real, this is officially sold... it should be real."
Aqua touched Zhou Zheng's head and said with pity:
"Xiao Zhouzheng, oh, what can you do with your brain? You can be deceived so easily. Otherwise, just drink this potion yourself."
Zhou Zheng:......
Feeling cold, calm down!
Zhou Zheng struggled to free himself from Aqua's grasp, looked at the sand sculpture in front of him with a pair of dead fish eyes, and handed over the potion in his hand.
"Tell me, do you want to drink?"
Aqua suddenly let go of her legs and ran wildly, her hands spinning like hot wheels.
"If you don't drink, I won't drink. Hahahaha. My IQ is already unrivaled in the world. I don't need to become smarter."
Zhou Zheng had quick eyes and quick hands. Before the sand sculpture in front of him ran out of his attack range, he grabbed the opponent's arm and pulled the sand sculpture back.
Then, he reached out and pinched Aqua's mouth, and forced the medicine bottle into her mouth.
Unfortunately, even though her mouth was open, Aqua's teeth were still tightly closed, revealing her eight closed front teeth.
Zhou Zheng shook Aqua while shouting crazily:
"Quickly, open your mouth and drink the medicine. Don't waste the 980 million in labor! I want to prove that this bottle of medicine is indeed effective. I, Zhou Zheng, have not been weak to others in my life, how can I be deceived?"
"Discord, I think Bucher compromises business Changping! (Don't drink it, I will definitely not drink this kind of three-no product!)"
Aqua glanced at the water in the medicine bottle and said proudly:
"If you force me to drink it, I will purify it into water. Don't forget that I am the goddess of water. I can purify such a small amount easily."
Zhou Zheng thought for a moment and then said:
"I'll find ten bottles of fine wine for you. I'll look for them in the Meritorious Merits Mall. I guarantee that the total price will be no less than 1000 million killing credits. You drink this bottle of smart potion obediently and don't use the purification ability."
Zhou Zheng's eyes were glowing red and he said crazily:
"I don't believe it. This potion must be real. How could I, Zhou Zheng, be deceived?!"
Aqua: (T_T)
Aqua stretched out two fingers, picked her nose, then wiped it on Zhou Zheng's clothes and said:
"I want twenty bottles, and they must be the best and the best."
"make a deal!"
Nie Xiaoqian on the side opened her mouth to speak.
She feels that if this potion is real, does it require two bottles? At least one bottle per person?
Zhou Zheng handed the smart potion in his hand to Aqua.
Later, I saw her drink the bottle of potion with my own eyes, and all the potion flowed down her throat, without any wastage, nor was it purified by Aqua into ordinary pure water.
Watching Aqua drink the potion, Zhou Zheng asked nervously:
"How about it?"
"I feel so dizzy, I kind of want to sleep." Aqua held her head, gave her a big slap, and then shuffled towards her room.
"I'm going to bed. Remember my twenty bottles of fine wine~ Good night, Mr. Zhou Zheng, good night, Sister Xiaoqian."
Zhou Zheng touched his chin and said thoughtfully:
"So, does this have an effect or not?"
"My head feels dizzy. It must be having an effect on my brain. I just don't know if Aqua will grow a brain."
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