Global Gamification: The Legendary Goddess of Gambit

"Run! The fart tide is coming!"

"Everyone, run! Empress Qi Ling farts so big!"

"Hurry and squeeze out. We can't stay here in Dragon City! The tide will soon flood us."

The above three paragraphs, thanks to someone's efforts, continue to play in a loop.

In the palace, at the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven.

Listening to the rumors outside, Qi Ling's eyes flashed with anger.

But thinking that now is the important moment of the Heaven Sacrifice Ceremony, the most important day of the Qi family, we can't be careless in the slightest.

She forced down the anger in her heart, took a deep breath, and then... her face turned green.

But even if she was hit by a double blow both psychologically and physically, she did not make any mistakes in her movements, and she still carried out the heaven-sacrifice ceremony meticulously.

"Wuhu~"

"The sky is dead, and the yellow sky will stand."

"The Cang Ling Shi Emperor is invincible in the world!"

"Empress Cangling is unzipping her pants~"

Click!

The instrument in Qi Ling's hand cracked.

As the billowing shit-yellow mist drifted out, a certain 'person' kept preaching that Qi Ling had a bowel movement during the Heaven Sacrifice Ceremony, and by the way farted, flooding the entire Qilong City.

Of course the people... believed this.

Why don't you believe it?

This fart tide is almost coming, and half of the city has been affected. What else can't be believed?

The shit-yellow mist rendered the entire city a shit-yellow color.

In an instant, the whole city was filled with the sound of vomiting.

Zhou Zheng ran while loudly promoting Empress Qi Ling.

Facing a stream of shit-yellow mist, Zhou Zheng retched twice and said to the "enthusiastic" old men behind him:

"Five of you, just stay here and send them here."

"Asshole, you still want to vomit..."

"Ugh... come on, grab it quickly..."

"Ugh, vomit, vomit, vomit."

Several old men were vomiting and taking action frantically.

They performed all kinds of moves, and the entire sky was dyed colorful, but the most eye-catching thing among them was the shit yellow color.

At this time, they only regretted why they had to put on airs and not attack Zhou Zheng directly? Kill his plan outside the city.

Okay, now, at this Cangguo founding ceremony, what impressed everyone the most was this shit-yellow fart tide.

This is called infamy, and it’s the physical version.

Zhou Zheng waved his hand.

A gust of wind whipped up a thick cloud of shit-yellow gas and rushed toward the five old men.

"No, wait..."

"Ugh... my eyes!"

"Close your eyes quickly and hold back your breath... vomit."

Seeing the five old men shedding excited tears and saying goodbye to him enthusiastically, Zhou Zheng couldn't help but wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Then decisively leave this smelly place.

Aqua's exclusive anti-loss skill is activated.

Zhou Zheng sensed it and found Aqua's mark in the moat.

At this time, a large number of people were floating on the river.

Some of the soldiers who had taken off their clothes and were about to go into the water looked at their comrades floating in the river and silently put their armor back on.

The next one floated, and even those who knew the art of Turtle Breathing couldn't hold on for five seconds. Those who didn't know better thought that their black-armored dragon-scale army was committing collective suicide.

They have given up on fishing for people.

They are discussing how to drain the moat.

By the way, let's discuss how to prevent the shit-yellow mist from blowing towards them.

Zhou Zheng:......

He is taking Aqua away now, probably for these people, right?

Zhou Zheng sneaked into the moat while a group of black-armored dragon-scale troops were not paying attention.

Aqua didn't find it, but she found a little golden light.

Broken Takamagahara!

This kid Aqua not only hid in the water, but also opened the Kingdom of God to hide in.

This is the kingdom of God with a true god sitting there.

Once the Kingdom of God opens, not to mention the chasing troops, not even the shit-yellow mist that fills the sky outside can affect Aqua.

If the gang outside could catch her, she would be a ghost.

Zhou Zheng knocked on the door symbolically, then raised his hand to open the door of the Kingdom of God.

He has the key.

Hearing the footsteps coming from the Kingdom of God, Aqua, who was hiding under the table, let out a scream, covered her eyes and said quickly:

"Ah ah ah, don't come over. I can tell you where Mr. Zhou Zheng is, and I can also help you catch him. This is all Zhou Zheng's fault. I just came here to participate in the celebration. Qiuqiu, please let me go. !”

Zhou Zheng:......

This trip was not in vain. Did you let me catch the pigtail again?

Zhou Zheng grabbed Aqua's feet and dragged them out hard.

Aqua, who didn't dare to open her eyes, had no idea what was dragging her down. She could only hold on to the legs of the table and keep screaming.

After a few seconds, the big hand holding her leg disappeared, and Aqua tried to open her eyes.

Seeing that there was nothing in front of her, she crawled forward a few steps, slowly stuck her head out of the table and looked around.

At this time, a tickling feeling came from the back of the neck, as if something fell on the neck.

Aqua's neck was stuck and she turned her head to look behind her.

A disheveled Zhou Zheng was lying on the table, looking at her sadly.

"Ghost!"

Zhou Zheng:......

"Are you afraid of a ghost? The ghost should be afraid of you!"

"Yes~"

Then Aqua screamed again,

"It's Zhou Zheng!"

Zhou Zheng: (._.)

After the two left the Kingdom of God, Zhou Zheng deliberately took Aqua to a different location and successfully got rid of the pursuit.

It should be said that no one in Qilong City has the intention to pursue them now. The three major gift packages sent by Zhou Zheng alone are enough for them to eat a pot.

Even Aqua was shocked.

She looked at Zhou Zheng and pointed at the shit-yellow mist in the distance.

Zhou Zheng nodded silently.

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Aqua: つ﹏?

Aqua covered her nose tightly, walked away from Zhou Zheng, and looked at him in shock.

"Mr. Zhou Zheng, you are actually playing shit!"

Zhou Zheng:......

"Where did you get all this shit?"

"What shit is shit? Can the things of civilized people be called shit? That's called shit!"

Zhou Zheng scolded and explained.

"Have you ever heard of a soul beast?"

"A creature that can eat, drink, and poop, but is still essentially a soul."

“These ‘stink bombs’ were obtained from them.”

Especially the shit from that beast king...

In order to get feces from the Beast King, he deliberately mixed five kilograms of laxatives into the food.

Zhou Zheng looked at the sky speechlessly, with his hands behind his back and no intention of covering his nose.

"So stop covering it, it's useless, it's a mental attack."

Aqua held her nose and persisted for a while, then finally gave up on this meaningless move.

"Well, we should go back now, right? I want to go back, I feel like I am no longer clean."

"Aqua, didn't you say you wanted to go shopping at the festival before? No one is chasing us now. It's a good time to go shopping."

"...Are you going to go shopping in shit?"

Zhou Zheng:......

In fact, at the beginning, Zhou Zheng planned to walk around and feel the festive atmosphere of another world before causing trouble.

Unfortunately, he didn't expect that someone could see through his disguise and stop him outside the city.

"Let's take a look again. I always feel that the Qi family's founding ceremony this time is not simple."

Zhou Zheng looked up at the sky, looking at the still dark sky, as if something was condensing.

He wants to trust his feelings.

The Qi family had tried so hard to create such a grand ceremony, and they definitely had bad intentions.

"Well, can we go outside the city to watch? If possible, I would also like to take a shower."

"Mr. Zhou Zheng, do you like soaking in shit?"

Zhou Zheng:......

Also, Aqua is a bitch, so this feeling is definitely correct.

"The labor and management are standing here to see if there is still a chance to cause trouble! Who would like to be soaked in shit!"

Zhou Zheng rubbed Aqua's head and spoke seriously and carefully.

"Maggots."

Zhou Zheng:......

"If you don't leave, Mr. Zhou Zheng, then I will leave first."

Zhou Zheng:......

…………

At this time, Qilong City was not the only place where the celebration was held.

Either Xiaozhi is convinced by love, or he is convinced by force.

All places, as long as it is covered by the territory of Cang Kingdom, are celebrating carnival.

The Qi family has been rushing to rule the entire Cang Realm from the beginning.

When they decided to establish a country and ran around for this purpose, the entire ancient world of Cangtian was regarded as something in their pocket. After the time for the heaven-sacrifice ceremony was set, the Qi family notified the whole world.

The entire Cang Realm was in a state of revelry at this moment.

Cities all over the country held ceremonies to offer sacrifices to heaven at this time.

However, Qilong City is the main one, supplemented by various local ceremonies.

Even because no one caused trouble, the heaven-sacrifice ceremonies in various places were held more smoothly than in Qilong City.

At the same time that the Qi family started the Heaven Sacrifice Ceremony, cities all over the place lit up the offerings of the Heaven Sacrifice Ceremony.

It probably means——

It shows that the establishment of the Cang Kingdom by the Qi family was the destiny of heaven and the hope of the public.

They are all willing to obey the call of the Qi family and become part of the Cang Kingdom.

At this point, after the heaven-sacrifice ceremony was completed, the national destiny belonging to the Cang Kingdom gathered towards Qilong City.

Finally, a golden dragon of luck gathered above Qilong City.

The ceremony ends and the golden dragon appears.