The crazy boss took me to win in the world of cultivating immortals
Chapter 301 Sitting around and looking at Bald
Han Shi couldn't tell lies, so he had to talk about him.
He opened his mouth and said: "Everything in the world has its own laws of operation. Everything must follow a normal trajectory."
"Things that can reverse time, by definition, violate the rules."
"So it is conceivable that if you use this thing without permission, you will not end up well."
What Han Shi said was reasonable, and his expression was quite serious.
Ye Chen and He Lan looked at each other with intriguing expressions.
It probably means——
What is this bald man talking about?
Then, He Lan asked him immediately.
"So, is this why you became bald?"
"Wow, such a severe punishment, that's really scary."
Ye Chen shook his head and continued, although his tone was mean and irritating, but he said it from the bottom of his heart.
If nothing else, it's just because of baldness, which affects your appearance.
Ye Chen himself didn't really care about appearance, but he knew that Ning Moqing did.
Ning Moqing wanted to see his abdominal muscles very much at first, which shows that her daughter-in-law likes beautiful things.
If his wife likes it, he doesn't have to care, but he must have it!
Therefore, for the sake of his wife, he must not become bald.
"..."
Hanshi is a monk, not a funeral.
He is still alive, so it is impossible for him to have no temper at all.
He had been eating fast and chanting Buddha's name in this small ruined temple for more than ten years, and thought that his level should have improved.
I never thought that Ye Chen and He Lan would defeat him in minutes.
More than ten years of hard work cannot be in vain!
Han Shi gritted his teeth and endured it again and again, then suppressed his temper and said, "I haven't seen you for many years. Your Majesty and you all have really changed a lot."
"When we met before, we would either draw a sword or draw a sword. Now it's strange that we can actually chat together for a few words."
"Of course I'm happy to be able to reunite with my old friends. So it doesn't hurt to chat with you a little more."
"But, let me tell you something in advance. It's okay to talk about family matters, but if you talk about any treasures, I won't answer you at all."
"Monks have long regarded these worldly things as external things. I hope you can understand."
As soon as Han Shi said this, Shuang Yan's eyes suddenly dimmed.
He knew that some people were just stubborn, especially Han Shi, who was the number one master among the demon kings.
He Lan couldn't do anything to him, and she probably couldn't do anything about it.
Indeed, in terms of fighting, He Lan really couldn't beat him.
But this does not mean that Helan is helpless.
Especially, there is such a malicious person as Ye Chen.
They can be said to be the people who know Hanshi best, because in the past, Hanshi's eyes were higher than his head and he only played with masters.
Therefore, only people like Ye Chen and He Lan deserve to be looked at by Han Shi.
Now, the fun is coming.
The person who was once extremely arrogant, hey, he became a monk!
Just ask if it's outrageous?
Ye Chen listened to him ramble on for a while, like chanting sutras, and was very cooperative. He didn't even say a word of nonsense, and just asked Cang Xun to get all the futons nearby.
The temple is small, although it cannot accommodate a few big Buddhas. However, there is room for a few big monsters.
The big demon is also very easy-going. Everyone imitates the demon king and puts the futon on the ground, and then sits cross-legged on it.
They all surrounded Han Shi and sat down before Ye Shen cleared his throat and said, "Let's talk about family matters, right? Okay, then let's talk about this."
After saying that, Ye Chen pointed at He Lan first, just like the teacher was doing roll call.
"Come on, second child, start first!"
He Lan nodded in understanding and asked: "Let's talk about it first, why did you become bald?"
"To be honest, I'm really curious. Although your red hair was a bit eye-catching before, at least it matched your temperament!"
"Now, just..."
He Lan shrugged, the expression on his face was enough to show his disgust.
Hanshi doesn't understand, so you have to deal with me, right?
Feeling a little irritated and confused, I asked.
"Have you never seen a monk? Aren't all the monks in temples like this?"
He Lan opened his eyes to tell lies and shook his head.
"never seen it."
Ye Chen thought it was too outrageous, so he added.
"I have seen monks become monks, but I have never seen monsters become monks."
Han Shi's temper couldn't be suppressed anymore and he started to sarcastically.
"So? If I, a monster, want to become a monk, do I still need your permission?"
"Or do I have to make some announcement and explain everything to you before I can be allowed to become a monk?"
Ouch! Is this urgent?
Ye Chen raised his eyebrows and glanced at He Lan.
He Lan spread his hands and said deliberately: "Calm down! We are just curious, and we didn't say you were not allowed to do anything."
"..."
Ning Moqing, who was standing next to them, seemed to understand that the two of them were singing along.
These two people are deliberately trying to scare the cold lion.
Probably because he knew how a great demon could change his temper so easily?
Instead of listening to him ramble on about things he had and didn't have, he refused to tell him about the treasure.
It's better to simply force out his "original form" and then get down to business.
Han Shi also understood that Ye Chen and He Lan deliberately provoked him. Although they were very angry, they were still warning themselves in their hearts——
Don't be fooled! Don't be fooled! Don't be fooled!
He closed his eyes and said patiently: "In that case, let's not talk about this topic anymore."
"I just became a monk if I wanted to. There is no reason. No need to ask any more questions."
He Lan heard this and looked at Ye Chen silently.
Ye Chen touched his chin and asked Ning Moqing: "Eleven, if a human race wants to become a monk, what is the reason? Do you know?"
Ning Moqing was suddenly pointed out. She thought about it and replied seriously: "It's just a few. Are you from a poor family? Are you hurt by love?"
"Or those that were picked up by the old monks in the temple when they were young and raised in the temple?"
Ning Moqing has never been a monk and doesn't understand these things. She can only give a general idea based on some plots she has read in novels or TV series.
Ye Chen nodded, feeling that everything his wife said was right, and he began to analyze it seriously.
"Okay, we respect personal privacy, so we won't ask."
"Now let's simply talk about why we should become a monk."
Everyone nodded in agreement, knowing what Ye Chen had in mind.
Only Han Shi sat in the middle speechlessly. If he hadn't become a monk, he would have wanted to blow their heads off!
Seeing how "enthusiastic" everyone was, Ye Chen said, regardless of Han Shi's reaction, "First of all, let's talk about poverty."
He Lan participated the most actively and was the first to respond.
"I know Hanshi's family is very powerful, otherwise they wouldn't be able to raise someone as rampant as him."
Cang Xun disagreed and retorted: "What does the strength of a family have to do with an individual? You see, the Lao Liu family is also very strong, but Lao Liu is..."
Ning Moqing felt that the two of them had been deceived by their content, so she raised her hand and reminded, "We are talking about family background, not strength."
"Yes."
He Lan and Cang Xun nodded together, and then He Lan turned around and asked Han Shi.
"So brother, does your family have money?"
"Anyway, whether your family has money or not, no matter how rich you are, you probably don't have as much money as I do."
"..."
He opened his mouth and said: "Everything in the world has its own laws of operation. Everything must follow a normal trajectory."
"Things that can reverse time, by definition, violate the rules."
"So it is conceivable that if you use this thing without permission, you will not end up well."
What Han Shi said was reasonable, and his expression was quite serious.
Ye Chen and He Lan looked at each other with intriguing expressions.
It probably means——
What is this bald man talking about?
Then, He Lan asked him immediately.
"So, is this why you became bald?"
"Wow, such a severe punishment, that's really scary."
Ye Chen shook his head and continued, although his tone was mean and irritating, but he said it from the bottom of his heart.
If nothing else, it's just because of baldness, which affects your appearance.
Ye Chen himself didn't really care about appearance, but he knew that Ning Moqing did.
Ning Moqing wanted to see his abdominal muscles very much at first, which shows that her daughter-in-law likes beautiful things.
If his wife likes it, he doesn't have to care, but he must have it!
Therefore, for the sake of his wife, he must not become bald.
"..."
Hanshi is a monk, not a funeral.
He is still alive, so it is impossible for him to have no temper at all.
He had been eating fast and chanting Buddha's name in this small ruined temple for more than ten years, and thought that his level should have improved.
I never thought that Ye Chen and He Lan would defeat him in minutes.
More than ten years of hard work cannot be in vain!
Han Shi gritted his teeth and endured it again and again, then suppressed his temper and said, "I haven't seen you for many years. Your Majesty and you all have really changed a lot."
"When we met before, we would either draw a sword or draw a sword. Now it's strange that we can actually chat together for a few words."
"Of course I'm happy to be able to reunite with my old friends. So it doesn't hurt to chat with you a little more."
"But, let me tell you something in advance. It's okay to talk about family matters, but if you talk about any treasures, I won't answer you at all."
"Monks have long regarded these worldly things as external things. I hope you can understand."
As soon as Han Shi said this, Shuang Yan's eyes suddenly dimmed.
He knew that some people were just stubborn, especially Han Shi, who was the number one master among the demon kings.
He Lan couldn't do anything to him, and she probably couldn't do anything about it.
Indeed, in terms of fighting, He Lan really couldn't beat him.
But this does not mean that Helan is helpless.
Especially, there is such a malicious person as Ye Chen.
They can be said to be the people who know Hanshi best, because in the past, Hanshi's eyes were higher than his head and he only played with masters.
Therefore, only people like Ye Chen and He Lan deserve to be looked at by Han Shi.
Now, the fun is coming.
The person who was once extremely arrogant, hey, he became a monk!
Just ask if it's outrageous?
Ye Chen listened to him ramble on for a while, like chanting sutras, and was very cooperative. He didn't even say a word of nonsense, and just asked Cang Xun to get all the futons nearby.
The temple is small, although it cannot accommodate a few big Buddhas. However, there is room for a few big monsters.
The big demon is also very easy-going. Everyone imitates the demon king and puts the futon on the ground, and then sits cross-legged on it.
They all surrounded Han Shi and sat down before Ye Shen cleared his throat and said, "Let's talk about family matters, right? Okay, then let's talk about this."
After saying that, Ye Chen pointed at He Lan first, just like the teacher was doing roll call.
"Come on, second child, start first!"
He Lan nodded in understanding and asked: "Let's talk about it first, why did you become bald?"
"To be honest, I'm really curious. Although your red hair was a bit eye-catching before, at least it matched your temperament!"
"Now, just..."
He Lan shrugged, the expression on his face was enough to show his disgust.
Hanshi doesn't understand, so you have to deal with me, right?
Feeling a little irritated and confused, I asked.
"Have you never seen a monk? Aren't all the monks in temples like this?"
He Lan opened his eyes to tell lies and shook his head.
"never seen it."
Ye Chen thought it was too outrageous, so he added.
"I have seen monks become monks, but I have never seen monsters become monks."
Han Shi's temper couldn't be suppressed anymore and he started to sarcastically.
"So? If I, a monster, want to become a monk, do I still need your permission?"
"Or do I have to make some announcement and explain everything to you before I can be allowed to become a monk?"
Ouch! Is this urgent?
Ye Chen raised his eyebrows and glanced at He Lan.
He Lan spread his hands and said deliberately: "Calm down! We are just curious, and we didn't say you were not allowed to do anything."
"..."
Ning Moqing, who was standing next to them, seemed to understand that the two of them were singing along.
These two people are deliberately trying to scare the cold lion.
Probably because he knew how a great demon could change his temper so easily?
Instead of listening to him ramble on about things he had and didn't have, he refused to tell him about the treasure.
It's better to simply force out his "original form" and then get down to business.
Han Shi also understood that Ye Chen and He Lan deliberately provoked him. Although they were very angry, they were still warning themselves in their hearts——
Don't be fooled! Don't be fooled! Don't be fooled!
He closed his eyes and said patiently: "In that case, let's not talk about this topic anymore."
"I just became a monk if I wanted to. There is no reason. No need to ask any more questions."
He Lan heard this and looked at Ye Chen silently.
Ye Chen touched his chin and asked Ning Moqing: "Eleven, if a human race wants to become a monk, what is the reason? Do you know?"
Ning Moqing was suddenly pointed out. She thought about it and replied seriously: "It's just a few. Are you from a poor family? Are you hurt by love?"
"Or those that were picked up by the old monks in the temple when they were young and raised in the temple?"
Ning Moqing has never been a monk and doesn't understand these things. She can only give a general idea based on some plots she has read in novels or TV series.
Ye Chen nodded, feeling that everything his wife said was right, and he began to analyze it seriously.
"Okay, we respect personal privacy, so we won't ask."
"Now let's simply talk about why we should become a monk."
Everyone nodded in agreement, knowing what Ye Chen had in mind.
Only Han Shi sat in the middle speechlessly. If he hadn't become a monk, he would have wanted to blow their heads off!
Seeing how "enthusiastic" everyone was, Ye Chen said, regardless of Han Shi's reaction, "First of all, let's talk about poverty."
He Lan participated the most actively and was the first to respond.
"I know Hanshi's family is very powerful, otherwise they wouldn't be able to raise someone as rampant as him."
Cang Xun disagreed and retorted: "What does the strength of a family have to do with an individual? You see, the Lao Liu family is also very strong, but Lao Liu is..."
Ning Moqing felt that the two of them had been deceived by their content, so she raised her hand and reminded, "We are talking about family background, not strength."
"Yes."
He Lan and Cang Xun nodded together, and then He Lan turned around and asked Han Shi.
"So brother, does your family have money?"
"Anyway, whether your family has money or not, no matter how rich you are, you probably don't have as much money as I do."
"..."
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