It’s so cruel to make the prince cry! Goddess, her vest fell off

I only heard Zhao Keqiao complaining: "This guy has four hours of live broadcast time, but he only goes on for half an hour at a time."

"So for two days I didn't dare to show off in the dormitory, just for fear that someone would accidentally see me picking my feet!"

After Zhao Keqiao finished talking about Xu Zhaoling, he pointed to Si Yuan again.

He continued to wail: "This guy is even more outrageous. The four-and-a-half-hour live broadcast took up the living room for most of the day, leaving me with no room to breathe!"

After saying that, he was still angry, and his eyes met Shi Cheng's eyes that were ready to kill.

He turned the car around again and pointed directly at Yu Mingliang.

The voice gradually became smaller: "He...Brother Liang is a very nice person, but he is very keen on helping others light the lights, and he is very good at doing so!"

Baiyang: Zhao Keqiao, it’s hard to criticize your mouth...

She felt that "1000 million invisible lightsabers" were about to stab her in this direction.

Baiyang moved her steps silently. She had a lot of flaws in her mind, trying to give Zhao Keqiao a chance to find some "empathy" in her!

"Well, that's it! It's quite difficult. Well, it's quite difficult for everyone. It's not easy for you, and it's not easy for me either. What are you going to do? Do you want my help?"

Baiyang said as he moved closer to the crowd.

When they were about to arrive at the "center of the storm", Zhou Jie picked up a pile of information and rolled it into a stick shape, and gave Bai Yang and Zhao Keqiao a meal of "rattan braised pork".

After several rounds of "love education", everyone is at peace!

Zhou Jie: Children’s education should start from an early age, and collective suppression should start with itchy teddy bears and rebellious lambs.

……

After everyone finished their meal, a director from the variety show came over to explain to the contestants what they had to do tomorrow.

Everyone realizes how unpalatable the free pie from the sky is!

The variety show crew just arrived.

As soon as the nominal director Huang Jun entered the room, he went straight to Zhou Ai and said with a happy face: "My good sister, long time no see!"

Zhou Gai took three steps back, narrowly avoiding Huang Jun's tiger hug, and said in a cold voice: "Explain the process clearly and you can go back."

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, the camera crew quickly placed the camera between Huang Jun and Zhou Gai.

The players seemed to have read something.

Everyone had already sat down after greeting the group, but now they saw something was wrong and quickly stood up and gathered around.

Huang Jun was used to being stopped by everyone. He waved his hands indifferently and said: "Sister is still so cold!"

The camera crew reminded: "Director Huang, please introduce the content of the variety show. We will record the behind-the-scenes here!"

Being pushed to the next level again, by a few yellow-haired young men, Huang Jun instantly lost his composure.

It doesn't matter if this woman is ignorant, these ignorant people have no way of knowing how to behave.

Putting away his joking face, Huang Jun snorted coldly before waving back slowly. The staff member with a nameplate behind him stepped forward. It turned out that this person was the one responsible for explaining the variety show.

The moment Huang Jingying passed Huang Jun, Ying rolled his eyes at the airborne leader before turning the computer screen to the program team.

He said loudly: "Different Life is a slow variety show. The contestants have to help the resident guests complete their tasks. Based on your performance, we will select one of the ten of you to join this show. He will become a regular in the next season. Resident guest.”

"However, before the specific candidates and this hidden rule are allowed to be announced, we need your program team and the contestants to keep it absolutely confidential. Anyone who violates the rules will be reported to the industry in the name of having no professional ethics. deal with.

This is considered a very severe punishment, and it is equivalent to telling the players not to seek death.

After a pause for a few seconds, Huang Jing softened his expression when he saw that each of the ten contestants behaved quite well.

He continued: "But you don't have to put too much pressure on us. As a slow variety show, our program team adheres to the people-oriented concept and will provide the contestants with the necessary production and labor tools. Please do not substitute our program for programs such as wilderness survival. The program The team still hopes that everyone will come happily and go back intact."

After saying this, the players' faces became more solemn.

What does it mean to come happily and go back intact?

You co-authored it in the past just to find it unpleasant?

With thoughts of "strong survival", the contestants boarded the minibus heading to the mountains at five o'clock in the morning on Monday!

along the way.

Because all the staff in the car were from "other people's families", the players seemed unusually quiet and well-behaved.

The scenery outside the car window ranges from reinforced concrete cities to villages and towns with black tiles and pink walls and horse-headed walls. After passing through the long and narrow tunnel, the view suddenly opens up, and what comes into view for the contestants is a small basin with beautiful mountains and rivers.

Above the terraces is the carnival of life.

"So many golden ears of wheat!"

"That's rapeseed flower!"

“This chili is amazing!”

"Tomatoes are going to cry!"

"I love lavender!"

"That's eggplant! Eggplant! You Muggles!"

Every time the contestants said something, the program team interrupted. Later, Huang Jingying couldn't help but roar.

"With your eyesight, can you really see clearly the audience below on stage?"

Huang Jingying covered his head and stabbed him again.

Ning Meng touched his nose, continued to maintain his cold persona, and said in a calm tone: "It's okay, it's our honor to be close to the soil."

Shi Cheng didn't feel comfortable listening, so he added: "It's just distance that creates beauty. Everyone knows these things!"

Huang Jingying was too lazy to listen to the crowd, and as soon as the car stopped, he drove everyone out of the car.

Before leaving, he only left one sentence: "This basin is so big. The program team will not give you instructions. You have to find the golden house where the permanent guests are, and then proceed with the filming process by yourself. I will be there at nine o'clock tonight Waiting for you here."

After saying that, the minibus started up again and drove away against the morning sunshine.

Contestants left on the roadside: So this is Metamorphosis, right?

Zhao Keqiao saw that no matter how hard he tried to attract the attention of the program crew, the camera teachers remained quiet as if they were the "beautiful men", so he stopped playing around and calmly found the "golden room".

"I think the most beautiful house with the colorful dyed cloth hanging at the door should be the Golden House." Zhao Keqiao pointed to the dyeing workshop not far from them on the lower reaches of the river and guessed in a low voice.

Ning Meng recalled what he had read about Metamorphosis, and then said in a low voice: "It should be the little mud house with rough workmanship on the diagonal."

After saying that, Ning Meng was worried that what he said was too "cute" and continued: "Although it doesn't seem to be habitable, I can bear it with gritted teeth."

The camera crew's lens showed the small mud house that "didn't look like it could be inhabited" at the right time, and then slowly panned back.

Shi Cheng: Did this male trap take the wrong medicine? It’s not enough to make him sick, but he has to kill everyone!