I didn’t travel through time, but I was the master of ancient beauties

"That thing will burn every bit of meat. I beg you, I accept it. I will listen to you from now on. I will hand over all my salary every month. I won't keep any penny. Look at my performance. My ancestor, you are mine." Ancestors",

As soon as Han Xiaoxiao was done watching the show, she got up from the hood of the car.

"Okay, let him go. He is my boyfriend. We just had a conflict and you misunderstood. Take off his handcuffs and go about your business."

When the policemen heard that they had beaten the wrong person, they quickly opened the handcuffs, turned around and ran away. They were afraid that Han Xiaoxiao was looking for trouble, so they disappeared very quickly.

Han Xiaoxiao pulled Chen Chu up from the ground, flicked the ashes off his body, and tidied his hair.

"Remember what you said. If you dare to be dishonest in the future, I have plenty of ways to deal with you. Do you understand?"

"Now that I say I regret it, is it too late? Let's go back to the past. I was still your informant. Now I'm scared."

Han Xiaoxiao grabbed Chen Chu's collar and dragged him to the car.

"You've already removed my hymen. It's too late to say anything. Just accept your fate! This is your fate. You have to accept it."

"Xiaoxiao! Nowadays, medical technology is so advanced that it doesn't cost much to repair a hymen. I'll pay for it. We will forget each other forever.

Stop hurting each other, okay? If we don’t get along, we can’t fight if we are together.”

"Okay! I'm going to mend the hymen. I'll cut off your penis and take it to the hospital to sew it up. I'll pay for it. Do you think it's okay?"

"Oops! Xiaoxiao, I just did the calculation again. We are very harmonious in our horoscopes. When we fight, we kiss and scold each other, but we love each other. If we don't fight, we don't kiss or kick each other.

Okay, hurry up and get to work! You're already late, come and give me a kiss, mama! love you! My little baby"!

"This is like a human saying. From now on, I will look at your performance. If you dissatisfy me, I will deal with you. Do you understand?"

"I understand. I will be obedient from now on. You are my leader. If you ask me to chase away dogs, I will not catch chickens. I will do whatever you ask me to do."

You are the queen, the one who shines with happiness, hehe, do you feel comfortable with this flattery?"

"This flattery is just okay. Keep up the good work. Let's see how you perform in the future. Let's go. I'm already late for work, so I blame you."

"Why don't you blame me? If you hadn't stopped the car and hit me, you would have arrived at work a long time ago. Hurry up and don't leave any ink marks."

"It seems that your big leather shoes were kicked in vain. You are not good enough after being beaten."

"Stop the ink, take me back to the company first, I'll be on my way."

The two bastards quarreled and fought all the way. Of course, we won’t mention the intimate part. When Chen Chu returned to the company,

A bunch of people gathered around Chen Chu, who was still wondering what he was looking at. Li Yourong stretched out his head and asked Chen Chu,

"Did you let someone beat you? Or was it a man?"

"No, who did you listen to?"

"Do you think we are blind? We can't see the row of big shoe prints behind you. Do you know how much this suit costs?

After a discount of 15, an international big name is ruined by you like this. You are too wasteful."

"What a joke, you dare to spend 15 yuan on a shabby suit. Damn it, this business is a huge loss. For the appearance fee of 200 yuan,

I lost 15 yuan, I'm a fucking idiot, I lost this, my heart hurts so much, don't feel bad about the suit, hurry up and have a meeting, orange alert is issued, danger is coming."