Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Sure enough, the old man's attention was drawn to it: "Orange flavor."

Ivan nodded with satisfaction and turned to get ready.

The old man's voice came from behind again: "Add another one with the smell of urine, and I'll give it to you."

"Oh my god...thank you." Ivan staggered and almost fell.

Comment: "Hahahahaha, the elderly are sensible and know that good things should be shared."

"Ivan didn't even learn child psychology well. He can't even beat an old man."

"Ivan has one good point. No matter how bad his temper is, he never vents it on the weak. His character is still worthy of recognition."

Ivan came to the vending machine again, and it was still the same blue double doors.

There were deep marks of wheel traffic at the gate, and they looked newly-marked.

He tried to break the lock with force, but it was useless and was bounced back by an unknown force.

"Sure enough, it's not that easy."

He muttered something under his breath.

The clearance condition says that the Chosen One needs to leave the nursing home, so he just opens the door and leaves...

He was just hoping for luck.

Ivan walked to the self-service machine and took out some bread that had a different flavor from yesterday.

After thinking about it, the old man seemed to be reluctant to drink the things in the nursing home, and took out a bottle of Coke and a bottle of mineral water.

Ivan reached into his pocket to take out money, ready to pay, and felt something hard, so he took it out.

His eyes suddenly widened.

Damn, it was the hand I lost yesterday.

I don't know when it returned to my pocket.

Who on earth is this, playing such a prank?

Ivan felt a little unlucky and was about to throw the thing away, but after thinking it over, he put it back in his pocket.

It's such a good piece of evidence... Why not give it to Pierre? With his intelligence, he should know how to deal with it better.

Ivan came back with a bag of snacks. Unlike when he left, the whole building was noisy.

Pushing the door open, I saw a dozen people in suits and ties walking back and forth in the hall.

Some of them were holding cameras, some were holding microphones, and they were interviewing the elderly people sitting in their seats.

"Grandpa, what do you think of this place?" The reporter bent down and asked kindly.

The old man in overalls looked at the camera and said sincerely: "It's great. There is no place that makes me feel more at home than here."

"In the future, I will donate my wealth to nursing homes to help thousands of lonely elderly people like me."

Reporters around them took the lead in applauding, and soon, thunderous applause broke out in the hall.

Pierre, who was watching this scene not far away, raised his eyebrows.

The reporter continued walking, and suddenly, he saw an old man not far away, reading a book with a very serious expression.

You can tell at first glance that he is a knowledgeable person.

The reporter waved his arm, signaling the camera crew behind to follow.

She passed the microphone to the old man No. 39 and said, "Grandpa, what are you looking at?"

"Reading." His short black hair hit his cheeks, which were more rosy than those of the people around him. Old man No. 39 spoke perfunctorily with a very cold attitude.

"Forehead……"

The reporter felt a little embarrassed as the old man didn't seem to like talking much.

He took another serious look at No. 39, with a cold expression on his face. He had one leg raised and placed on top of the other, his body slightly leaning back, and he showed no signs of restraint in front of the camera.

And there is also the...expensive Lu Li Shi on the other party's wrist.

Could it be that he is some hidden political or business tycoon who has retired and moved to a nursing home?

Then he must seize the opportunity and conduct a good interview, as this is a great opportunity to promote the nursing home.

Sometimes people are just like this, born to be mean.

The more attentive you are to him, the more he thinks you are worthless.

If you ignore him, he will automatically make up a lot of things in his mind, become very happy and even more respectful to you.

Of course, what this reporter didn’t know is that sometimes, the people who don’t like to talk to you are not only the real big guys, but also the mentally ill...

So she became more attentive, bending very low, almost kneeling on the ground.

The reporter asked in a very flattering tone:

"Grandpa, can you tell me about this book?"

“Why, you like this too?” Old Man No. 39 asked back, his tone much better than his perfunctory attitude just now.

The reporter looked delighted and quickly replied, "Yes."

The one that nods its head is like a chick pecking at rice.

"You have good taste." Old man No. 39 nodded to express his appreciation for her.

He turned the book over, and the camera crew immediately focused on it and enlarged the content:

A sexy wavy blonde beauty wearing less than a bikini was instantly displayed in front of everyone.

Old man No. 39 drooled, pointed at the book, and said proudly: "Look at this waist, look at this..."

Old and dishonest.

Ivan, who was not far away, finally noticed this and hurried over, snatched the old man's book away, and apologized to the reporter whose face had turned green: "I'm sorry, he has Alzheimer's disease."

"You..." The reporter was furious and was about to scold him.

Ivan looked up at him and said, "You won't bother with a sick old man, he is already pitiful enough..."

His face was full of surprise. Unlike Chen Yue and others, Ivan said this with complete sincerity, as if if you didn't agree, you would be quibbling with a patient and being mean.

In the real world, this kind of behavior is a bit like moral kidnapping.

But moral kidnapping generally refers to shameless people who use morality to kidnap others, and then change their face when it comes to themselves.

Ivan is not like that. He believes in respecting the elderly from the bottom of his heart. Even if it were him, he would not be angry.

And the moral kidnapping trick is really effective, otherwise why would there be a word specifically for this kind of behavior?

"Oh, of course I won't care." The reporter said complainingly. When he said this, he felt his chest churning and he was about to get internal injuries. He couldn't breathe a breath of foul air out.

Ivan nodded: "That's good."

His strong body blocked the old man, preventing the camera from taking pictures...

After experiencing this unlucky thing, the reporter's subsequent interviews were more or less affected, and his words were always incoherent.

He also knew that he was not in good condition and could not continue, so the group quickly left the nursing home and ended the event hastily.

Ivan turned around and sighed.

The old man on the recliner took off the things in his hands and threw them away.

Ivan subconsciously took it: "Laolishi?"

Then he touched the dial and looked surprised: "Is it a real watch?"

It is very expensive to fish for a Hercules together, at least it should be very precious in this copy.

The caregiver behind the old man suddenly lit up his eyes and stared at the watch.

Ivan squatted down and put the watch back on the old man's arm: "It's very expensive. Don't take it off casually in the future, understand?"

After thinking for a while, he said seriously:

"Otherwise I won't buy you snacks."

The old man looked at him for a moment, then nodded.

The nurse behind him looked at Ivan with disappointment.

Don't give it to me.

He has Alzheimer's disease, what use is there for him to drive a Hercules? He can't even read the dial of a watch.

Together, it’s enough to cover his salary for several years.

What a fool, he knows nothing.

The nurse was so angry that his teeth were itching. Although the money was not originally given to him, he still felt regretful.

It’s like losing hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Barrage: "Tsk tsk tsk ~"

"Some people are just possessive of other people's money."

"Yi Wan is a really nice person. He is so considerate and knows how to put the clothes back on for the old man."