Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

As the chosen one, both intelligence and fighting power are essential.

However, usually, every chosen one cannot completely balance these two points, and they have their own focus.

For example, Ivan’s IQ is considered good in the Ice Bear Kingdom, but people tend to think that he is a chosen one with high combat power.

Pierre is the intelligent type.

If they cooperate, a combination of one civil and one military would be more appropriate.

Soon, the afternoon passed and it was six o'clock in the evening, time for dinner.

Based on his experience at noon, Pierre went to the cafeteria to get another meal.

The old man didn’t have a good appetite at night. He didn’t eat much on the plate, but he drank all the health-preserving soup in the cup.

Pierre looked at the cup of health-preserving soup again. He noticed that not only No. 14, but also the elderly people around him had almost no soup left.

Is it really that delicious?

Or is there some other trick going on?

As usual, old man No. 14 invited the people in front of him to have dinner together. This time, Pierre did not refuse. He squatted down, took out a lollipop, and slurped it in front of the old man.

He looked childish and made the old man laugh out loud.

Pierre also smiled, with an innocent look on his face.

He likes to pretend to be a child the most. Being a child is good, and he doesn't have to be punished if he makes a mistake.

On the other hand, the old boy that Ivan serves is not ordinary.

After he had eaten and drunk his fill in the afternoon, he actually fell asleep at dinner time...

Snoring loudly.

The nurse curled her lips and said, "Well, this meal is wasted again."

His job is to take charge of the elderly's three meals a day. At the beginning, he also tried to ask the elderly to eat normally at mealtime.

However, after experiencing various terrible incidents such as having a dinner plate placed on his head and having health tea splashed on his crotch, the caregiver gave up!

Okay, the old man won’t report him anyway, so he just doesn’t have to eat it.

However, due to work needs, the caregiver still goes to the restaurant to bring food over at mealtime every day.

Before I knew it, the hand of the clock on the wall reached eight again, the time to leave.

Before leaving, Ivan put all the lollipops he had into the old man's pocket and reminded him, "You can eat them when you're hungry at night."

There was a pool of saliva at the corner of the old man's mouth. He wanted to eat now...

……

Volunteers and caregivers lived in different places, so Pierre and Ivan separated and went in opposite directions.

Ivan returned to the place where he received his work badge. Suddenly, someone coughed not far behind him, and the stern and ruthless voice spread throughout the room.

"Everyone come back, now line up and check your pockets."

Ivan looked up. The man in front of him was obviously different from the coward he met in the morning. He had a tall and straight figure, dark skin, and huge lumps of flesh on his arms.

He held a long black iron rod in his hand, and when he swung it, it brought with it a strong gust of wind, looking very powerful.

There was a bald spot on the top of his head, leaving a long scar that went all the way to the back of his head, making him look very ferocious.

Check pockets?

why?

Where do these rules come from? They are not in the rules.

Before Ivan had time to wonder, someone in front of him fell down. The long iron rod hit the man's back with just one hit, knocking him to the ground, his posture as miserable as a dog.

"Stealing, damn it!"

I saw a golden object fall out of the pocket of the person on the ground - a ring.

"As long as I, Li Dongfeng, am in the Volunteer Association, I will never allow such a thing to happen."

"We are volunteers and we cannot take even a single needle or thread from the elderly."

At this moment, everyone in the room was silent, as if they were all frightened by him.

Li Dongfeng checked very quickly and arrived in front of Ivan in the blink of an eye.

Everyone in the association was tasting the tender meat, and when they suddenly saw someone who looked even more ferocious than themselves, Li Dongfeng paused unconsciously.

He put his hand into Ivan's pocket and fumbled around in it.

Barrage: "Damn it, I remember Ivan seemed to have picked up a hand, he won't be discovered."

"I don't think he will be punished. This guy called Li Dongfeng doesn't look like a good person. He searched his pockets, maybe just to get money."

"Fight, fight!"

"..."

Li Dongfeng took his hand out, and there was nothing inside except a lollipop.

To be honest, Ivan had thought of this just now and was ready to fight with him, but when he touched his pocket, he found that his things were gone.

I don't know when that arm was taken away by someone.

It's so weird, people steal everything these days.

But Ivan was still glad in his heart. Li Dongfeng looked obviously difficult to deal with, and it was not a wise choice to fight with him now.

This can be considered a blessing in disguise.

Ivan always felt that he was particularly lucky in ghost stories.

Last time I met a master from the Dragon Country on the street, I heard that he did good deeds and accumulated virtue, and was surrounded by merit.

Ivan smiled and didn't take it seriously.

I took out two hundred rubles and handed them to the other party. It must be difficult to cheat someone in the middle of winter in the ice and snow.