Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Some people also say that the job is stable. Generally, those who are afraid of layoffs are technical backbones and company executives. Have you ever seen a cleaning lady who is afraid? If no one wants her at this job, there is always another job. With a monthly salary of 2,000 yuan, she will never have to worry about finding a job."

Barrage: "Fuck, that makes sense, stability, so this is the stability."

"She's right. Every time I go on a blind date, the matchmaker says that a steady person is usually older. The matchmaker says that he knows how to live a good life, but when we go on a date, we only buy one cup of milk tea. I take a sip, and he finishes the rest. He even wants to have sex with me when he gets home."

The matchmaker said the stock had potential, but in fact the person had no car, no house, no savings, nothing at all.

The most outrageous incident was when the matchmaker said the man was honest and had not even touched the girl's hand for five years. But when he went to the jail, he found out that he was sentenced to five years in prison.

He has never touched it, so he has no chance to touch it.

Woohoo, I won't believe the matchmaker's lies anymore."

"Haha, upstairs, after hearing what you said, it seems that the matchmaker is not a problem. This is the art of language, right?"

What a fucking art of language, everyone in front of the screen laughed so hard their stomachs hurt.

Strange talk about the world,

The woman made a decision: "I'm not going for this job anyway. It looks like a scam. Are there any other positions?"

"Have."

Ivan also took out a flyer, which was given to him by someone on a bus he passed by on the road.

【Volunteer recruitment.】

[Hello, hello, this charity organization recruits volunteers all year round to provide voluntary services for the elderly in nursing homes, accompany the lonely elderly people every day, and make their lives more fulfilling.

Put yourself in their shoes. Who hasn’t grown old one day?

Doing good deeds and accumulating virtue when we are young can pave a smoother path for our future.

If you are kind-hearted and want to make a contribution to society, please join us.

Please fill in your information in the form below to successfully register.

In addition to the flyers in the hands of the two people, everyone also unlocked four identities: security guard and entertainment room caretaker.

While they were discussing countermeasures, some of the indigenous people who had no cohesion had already gone in, making everyone very anxious.

What are you waiting for? There are limited positions. What if you arrive too late? Hurry up.

Everyone flocked to the nursing home together.

The security guard at the door had a serious expression on his face and checked everyone coming in and out.

"What?"

"Applying for a nursing position." Pierre began.

He is more casual and takes whatever he has in his hand.

As for the low salary mentioned before, he doesn’t care, he still has some savings…

Moreover, Pierre felt that interacting with the elderly should be a relatively easy task without any intrigue.

To be a volunteer, you have to smile all the time, but he can't smile...

The security guard looked him over and said, "Go in, turn left in the lobby."

Ivan, who was standing behind him: "..."

No way, Pierre looks so depressed, how can he be a caregiver?

Doesn’t this job require patience and gentleness?

That guy Pierre doesn't seem to have anything to do with these points.

Ivan handed the form to the security guard: "I'm a volunteer."

Anyway, he has no patience and is irritable, so he doesn't want to be a caregiver.

As for the security guard, Ivan felt that his current appearance with wounds all over his body did not fit the bill and he would be too conspicuous standing inside.

It would be better for him to be a volunteer. Maybe the elderly will feel sorry for him and feel a little sympathetic towards him, and everyone can get along happily.

Ivan is a man with a strong will. Even though he is injured, he still has a heart that serves the elderly for free.

He admires himself.

After Ivan went in, the people behind him chose different identities one after another.

Ivan didn't care any more and started his mission.

If he has spare time and ability, he will help them and share information with them. But the premise of all this is that he must first do the things at hand well.

There are many buildings in the nursing home. Ivan entered the first building, which was decorated in a high-end style. There were floor-to-ceiling windows on the first floor, indoor rockery, and flowers and plants.

The receptionist stands in the middle. The specific procedure for everyone entering the nursing home is to first sign in at the front desk, and then be assigned tasks and accommodation.

When Ivan arrived, he waited in line at the back and waited for several people before it was his turn.

"who?"

"volunteer."

"Okay." The receptionist was a young girl in her twenties, young and pretty. She put away the green sign-in book on the table and handed over a yellow one.

"Hey, wait, why are mine and his different?"

Ivan was puzzled. He had just waited for a long time and saw that the two people in front of him were using green notebooks, but when it was his turn, the notebooks changed.

"Oh, that one is full, you can use this one." The receptionist said casually.

Ivan naturally didn't believe it, but he couldn't just start snatching. Who knew if doing so would trigger the rules.

At this moment, Pierre just walked out of the room on the left, and seemed to be preparing to sign in. Ivan winked at him frantically.