Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye plucked a tuft of white hair from the alpaca and rubbed it into a long thread.

"Ahhh, the sheep is in trouble, the sheep is in trouble." The alpaca jumped up exaggeratedly and accidentally hit the table next to it.

A tube of green reagent was unstable and fell from above.

Xu Ye quickly grabbed the thing, but it was too late. A drop of liquid fell out and spilled on the sheep's hoof.

At first there was no change, and the Alpaca breathed a sigh of relief.

But when it walks, it feels loose on its feet.

?

Not right.

The alpaca lowered its head and used its other hoof to scratch its left foot.

"Wow~"

A layer of white rolled up, just like woolen pants, revealing the bright red flesh underneath.

Shedding skin...

Xu Ye sucked his saliva and stared at the red spot: "It's already spoiled, why not braise it..."

The alpaca ran away in terror, and with a whoosh, it took the initiative to crawl into the mirror fragments.

He was so good that he was a talking sheep, and Xu Ye actually wanted to eat it.

terrible!

Seeing the sheep's hoof in his hand run away, Xu Ye sighed and continued to fuse the reagents in his hand.

He works efficiently and methodically.

The order in which each tube of reagent is poured into the bottle and its placement are all just right.

This is not an easy task.

Some people leave their desks in a mess after work, as if a war had taken place.

Xu Ye is not like that, his desk is clean and tidy, just like the one on it.

……

A few days later, Xu Ye met his new opponent on the ring.

The man was of average build, but had a large and strong tiger claw, which formed a sharp contrast with his body and made him look like he was not of the same level.

The tiger claw blasted out with tremendous force.

Xu Ye, who was standing opposite, raised his hand to take it. He was also wearing a pair of small leather boxing gloves.

When the two collided, the man felt something was wrong.

Ok?

A bit too soft.

"Bang." Just as he was thinking, the boxing gloves suddenly exploded, and a stream of transparent liquid burst out, splashing all around.

In an instant, the man's tiger paw melted rapidly, and tended to gradually spread upwards.

The Tiger Claw man was also a ruthless man. Seeing that there was no way to stop this strange phenomenon, he made a prompt decision and forcibly broke the arm off from his shoulder.

A large amount of cold sweat broke out on his head, but he did not dare to slack off. He took the remaining big arm and threw it far away with force.

Anyone who touches this stuff will have problems; it's too soluble.

The arm smashed into the audience, causing a burst of foul language from the audience.

Xu Ye chuckled. This way of defeating the opponent gave him a greater sense of accomplishment than doing it himself.

It made him feel more satisfied.

It’s like the things I spent time and effort studying suddenly became useful.

"You cheated..." the man said unconvinced.

Xu Ye glanced at his broken arm and said, "You don't have it?"

If you really think about it, transforming your palm into a tiger's claw is more like cheating.

The man was speechless. Before leaving, he gritted his teeth and said cruelly: "Just wait, I won't let you go easily."

"Oh?"

"You useless man, what else do you want to do?" Xu Ye felt strange. How could a boxer with a broken arm have the confidence to make such big talk?

Man: "Oh, things change over time..."

Xu Ye: "I understand, you want to say don't bully the poor young, but you are middle-aged now, so don't bully the poor middle-aged.

When you come next time, you will say again, "Don't look down on the old and poor."

Anyway, if you keep bullying, your life will pass by."

"Why do you have to lie to yourself? Is it so difficult to admit your own shortcomings and flaws?"

After hearing this, the man closed his eyes and almost fainted on the spot.

He murmured to himself: "Is it really my own fault? I didn't face myself, so I couldn't make any progress."

"Maybe I should learn to accept mediocrity, just lie down and stop making things difficult for myself..."

Barrage: "Hmm... What Xu Ye said makes sense, but it seems like something is wrong, I can't put my finger on it."

The leather pants girl from the Lu Ding Guild jumped onto the stage, pointed at Xu Ye angrily and fought back: "Don't you have any fault at all?"

"You are arrogant, difficult to communicate with, tactless and greedy for money."

“Have you ever faced up to your own shortcomings?”

Xu Ye agreed with the leather pants girl's words: "I still have so many questions? Thank you for your summary."

And then nothing happened. He had a blank expression on his face the whole time.

His emotions were very calm, not even a little bit of fluctuation, let alone self-questioning.

This made the woman in leather pants feel very uncomfortable, as if she had punched cotton.

He said "shameless" and helped the members of his guild off the stage.

In fact, what the girl in leather pants just said are what she considers to be her own defects.

She was not standing at Xu Ye's angle and height, and her vision was obscured by the fog, so she could not see the essence of the matter clearly.

Just like being arrogant and unwilling to listen to other people's opinions, to put it another way, isn't it also a kind of persistence and confidence in what you want to do?

Sometimes, it is not necessary to listen to the opinions of mediocre people.

And not being tactful...

In some sense, the word "smooth" means smoothing one's edges and breaking one's bottom line to cater to the ideas of more powerful people and the rules they set.

The times may require some smooth people to come together to build the foundation wall.

But the leader of the times must not be a smooth person!

……

Xu Ye came out from the ring, and Cai Gou nudged him with a piece of paper in his mouth.

"I've discovered the secret. See you at the back door in two hours.

——Peng Yue.

Secret? Xu Ye put the note away. He ran to the back door, found a corner, squatted down and ate a lollipop.

After eating two lollipops, Xu Ye took out a few tubes of reagents and started studying them.

Comment: "My God, he is so hardworking. He never forgets to take time out to study in such a short time."

"Boss Xu Ye is a boss with hobbies."

"I'm not afraid of perverts being bold, I'm afraid of perverts being educated."

About forty minutes later, a few sneaky people gathered at the door:

The woman in leather pants, the man who lost his arm on the stage in the afternoon, Peng Yue and some other people from the Lu Ding Guild.

Peng Yue was obviously a little flustered and looked around: "Why don't we wait a little longer? We agreed to leave in an hour."