Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"The first show is called Flower Rain in the Sky. Is there any audience willing to come up and play along?" Xu Ye said:

"Our bar is willing to pay 10 million yuan as a reward for the guests' hard work."

"Ten million?" The security guard was stunned when he saw the guests walking up to the stage excitedly.

No, who are you? You dare to speak on behalf of the bar without even signing a contract. He was furious.

A total of five people came up, five identical people, opened their mouths and spoke at the same time, even the curve of their lips was the same:

"We were ten babies. We sucked nutrients from the mother's womb desperately. After we were born, we drank milk together. We were all connected. It didn't take long for the mother's body to be drained by us."

There were many people who wanted to go on stage, but the ten brothers had the greatest power and together they squeezed out the other competitors.

"Okay, it's you guys." Xu Ye pointed at the five people in the audience and said, "Go backstage and ask for money later."

Xu Ye took out a sharp machete, which he found in the bookcase in Wang Hua's room.

The machete was flashing with cold light, and it looked like a high-end strange prop.

"Look carefully, it's starting!"

"Wow."

At the first time, six heads flew into the sky together, forming the image of a "flower" with petals blooming.

Before the audience had time to react to the sudden accident, the second one came again. This time, the limbs and belly flew out and formed the roots and leaves of the flower.

"Wow~"

Everyone felt something sticky on their bodies. When they looked up, they saw tiny pieces of flesh in the shape of petals falling from the sky.

The sticky feeling just now was the blood that fell along with it.

"Oh! Oh! Oh!"

"Great."

“This is the most exciting performance I have seen this year.”

Except for the quintuplets who had just sent their brothers onto the stage, the whole place cheered. Countless strange coins were thrown onto the stage from a distance.

Cai Gou quickly picked up the strange coins on the ground.

The owner loves these things the most and wants to take them all away.

"Thank you, thank you for your appreciation." Xu Ye bowed slightly and said, "This is the new sword technique I've learned. I hope you like it."

His smile spread widely.

"Then who is willing to perform in the second performance..."

"Wait." The quintuplets stepped forward together, their faces grim.

Xu Ye stopped, waved the long knife in his hand, and blinked: "Well, do you still want to come?"

The five people were illuminated by the cold light and took a step back in unison: "No, no."

They suddenly remembered that the five brothers who had just come on stage didn't even have a chance to resist as they were shot in the head in a second.

What about the remaining five people? Wouldn’t it be useless if they went up?

Since it is useless, why make a meaningless sacrifice? It is better to maximize the benefits and run away with 10 million.

"We just want to ask, where is the hard work fee you just mentioned?"

"Yes, my brother is in trouble. As his younger brother, I want to use the money to live a carefree life...Pah, I want to collect their bodies."

The people in the City of Evil have no conscience. When their brother dies one moment, they can immediately change their faces and start considering their own interests the next.

Xu Ye raised his hand and pointed in a direction.

The security guard who was observing the situation from the audience suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Xu Ye pointed at him and said, "It's in the general manager's office. Let him take you in."

"What?" The security guard waved his hands hastily and began to explain: "He has nothing to do with us. He hasn't joined the company yet, so he's not considered an employee of the bar."

However, no matter how he explained, the five brothers were like deaf people and refused to listen.

So what if the security guard is telling the truth? It doesn't matter.

They couldn't afford to offend Xu Ye, so they always picked softer persimmons to pinch in order to vent their anger after losing their brothers.

……

The five brothers went to make trouble with the security guard and the bar manager, while Xu Ye stood on the stage and continued his performance.

At this moment, a cry of surprise came from the audience:

"Hey, do you think this person looks familiar?"

"really……"

"I know. He is the new doctor at Ping An Clinic. He has a strong background and specializes in getting people to take out loans. Anyone who gets entangled with him will be ruined for life!"

"What, is it him?"

The scene was noisy and everyone quickly exchanged information. But within a few minutes, the crowd was rushing towards the door.

"mean."

"Loans are a slut."

"Only a fool would lend himself a lifetime loan. It's a deadly scam."

Xu Ye held the microphone and shouted from behind: "Don't leave, come back quickly, I won't lend money today."

"real!"

"real!"

No one listened to him, and soon the once bustling bar became empty.

Only the bar manager who had just walked out of the office was left standing on the ground, staring at Xu Ye on the stage.

"Um... do you want to see my performance?"