Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye came back with a broom, and Liu Ninghao made a rather excessive request, asking him to wash the broom.

Isn't a broom used for sweeping the floor and dealing with dirt and garbage?

It has to be washed again when it gets dirty. What a weird habit.

People under the eaves have to bow their heads,

Houses in the City of Evil are not cheap. Besides, he is here to learn skills from a master.

Xu Ye once had a dream. Ever since he first met Liu Ninghao, he wanted to give up literature and pursue medicine.

Just because the other party's dissection process was smooth enough.

Xu Ye walked to the sink and placed the broom under the faucet.

"Puff, puff", a large stream of water hit the upper surface of the broom, splashing a large area of ​​water, spraying the entire wall.

Soon, the surroundings were in chaos.

When Liu Ninghao heard the noise, his face became so gloomy that water could drip out of it.

Finally, facing Xu Ye's confused eyes, he gritted his teeth and said, "You don't have to do these chores, let me do it."

"No way, I'm here to learn skills, if you need anything just call me, don't treat me as a guest."

Liu Ninghao: “…”

If I can't beat you...

He forced a smile, "You have to take time out to concentrate on studying. We've all learned it, so it doesn't matter if we waste some time."

Xu Ye nodded, turned around and left happily.

Comment: "It really fits the saying, when you have strength, the whole world will make way for you."

"I finally figured out why some children from wealthy families think the world is a beautiful place from the moment they are born."

"Ah... Xiao Haohao's expression of being angry but not saying anything pleases me."

"As expected of a handsome guy, he looks so handsome even when he is wronged. I want to bully him even more."

……

There haven't been many customers since the clinic opened.

After all, for minor illnesses, people would rather endure it and let it go away.

Unless it is absolutely necessary, no one would be willing to come to this notorious "black shop" for medical treatment.

In the end, the disease is cured, but your pockets are empty, and you won’t have a penny left.

It is true that "If you don't open for three years, you can make a living for three years after you open it."

The reputation of Ping An Clinic has changed recently. I heard that a new doctor has come there. He has a kind face and is full of kindness. Seeing him is like seeing your grandmother in the world.

He stood hanging around the door of the clinic all day, dragging anyone he saw inside.

The new doctor's skills are quite good. He charges 10,000 yuan regardless of whether the patient is sick or not, and the remaining amount can be paid by signing an IOU.

I heard that many people’s chronic illnesses were cured after a visit there.

Sometimes, if you are lucky, you can improve your strength in disguise.

……

At Ping'an Clinic, Xu Ye counted the pile of IOUs in his hand with a satisfied look on his face.

"There has been progress. In just a few days, the success rate of the surgery has reached nearly 80%." Wang Hua praised.

Liu Ninghao dragged out a sack and threw it in front of Xu Ye.

"There are so many body parts. You have to deal with them yourself."

The sack was packed very well, with three layers inside and three layers outside. Not a single blood seeped out. If you didn't know, you would have thought it was corn.

In the past, the clinic occasionally treated only a few people, and all the blood was thrown into the nearby trash can, and no one paid attention. After all, in the city of extreme evil, the law of the jungle is played out every day, so it is normal for a few people to die.

Now that the clinic is popular and business is booming, we can no longer continue with the old practices.

Imagine that a customer comes here for surgery, but passes by a nearby trash can and sees the person he was chatting with while waiting in line in the morning.

Who can bear this?

So for the sake of the clinic's reputation, the garbage needs to be thrown away somewhere very far away.

Xu Ye: "Can't we just freeze the refrigerator?"

Liu Ninghao waved his hand in disdain: "We only eat fresh food, frozen food is not healthy."

Xu Ye: "..."

Damn, a weird one, he is quite picky. He is also a germaphobe when working, he has to use a golden fork to eat, chewing every bite carefully.

More refined than most humans.

……

This situation lasted for about a month. Sometimes everyone in the clinic was so busy that they had no time to rest, and finally they successfully received IOUs from thousands of people.

On this day, the first group of people who had undergone surgery for a month suddenly felt something was wrong.

In a corner, the man in a suit had an evil smile on his face.

He is a lawyer whose job is to defend other people and his appearance fees are extremely high.

Of course, his defense direction is also different from that of ordinary lawyers. He specializes in defending the innocence of people who have committed crimes and serves as a legal advisor to certain criminal groups.

For example, some companies like to make money from fans through live streaming.

Let the female anchors signed by the company fall in love with the audience.

In fact, except for the live broadcast when the female anchor herself is chatting, in private it is the big man who picks his toes who chats.

This is when the man in the suit comes into play. His job is to develop a plan for the live broadcast company on how to allow the anchor to earn money from customers without breaking the law and avoid being sued afterwards.

For example, you must not accept offline transfers, induce customers to give gifts on live broadcasts, etc...

……

And last time he met a murderer who designed to kill his wife, the man in the suit defended him for his innocence.

He graduated from a top law school and could even recite professional books by heart. He was a powerful figure in the court and left the judge speechless.

In the end, the man in the suit successfully defended himself.

But the result was that the other party's family was so angry that they risked being arrested and sewed his mouth shut.

While sewing, he cursed loudly.

Although he was admitted to the hospital in time, he could no longer continue to work as a lawyer due to the injuries.

Until the resurgence of the ghost story, the man in the suit became weird.

But the wound on his mouth also healed again...

However, God has mercy on us. Just last month, he went to a clinic and actually cured his illness. Later, during a follow-up visit, he signed an IOU that had no legal effect.

Except for his own fingerprints, even his name is fake.

The man in the suit firmly believed that such a crude IOU had no legal effect... Besides, Tiandi Bank was not a court and would not deal with such matters.

"It's 20,000 in total. Just transfer the money to my bank card." The man in the suit said happily to the customers at the opposite table.

As long as the disease is cured, why worry about money?

The person in charge of the company opposite also paid readily and transferred the money into his bank card in front of the man in the suit.

In this world, there are several types of people who are difficult to offend, and top doctors and lawyers are two of them.

Because you never know when and when you will need the other person.

The man in the suit hummed a little tune and walked out of the company, then turned to the convenience store next door: "Give me a bowl of instant noodles, pay by card."

The waiter gave him a strange look.

He looks decent, but I didn't expect him to be so pretentious in his actions. He even swipes his credit card to buy a bucket of instant noodles.

She took the bank card and put it on the POS machine: "Ding, your balance is insufficient."

The waiter looked at him sarcastically and said, "Oh, I was wondering why I had to swipe my card. Turns out you really can't even pay with a card."

"Brother, you should be more pragmatic. What's the point of dressing formally?"

"Why don't we do this and make money through our own hard work? At least it's better than going out and pretending to be cool all day long."

"Impossible." The man in the suit was incredulous: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Did you do anything to my card?"

The waiter picked up the card and swiped it again. An awkward voice rang out:

"Ding, your balance is insufficient."

The commotion here has attracted the attention of many people, and they all turned around to check.

The waiter was dissatisfied: "We are a chain store here, and the prices of the items are clearly marked. How could we cheat you?"

"You must be responsible for your words. If you slander our group at will, you will be held accountable."

The man in the suit took two steps back, his heart beginning to waver.

Could it be that the company I just cooperated with was cheating me? It seemed that they transferred the money, but in fact it was just a show and no money was transferred at all.

The man in the suit was very angry and went back to his client, only to receive a strong denial from him.

A group of company security guards surrounded the man in a suit, and the boss looked at him as if he were a liar: "Are you trying to extort money? Let me tell you, even if you are a lawyer, you have no right to bully us."

The man in the suit left in shame, and finally he went to Tiandi Bank, which, in his impression, was the largest, fairest and most just institution in the world.

The teller said with a blank face: "Sir, we found that you have an installment loan, which needs to be deducted every month."