Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Da, da, da~

When Xu Ye came back carrying the blind bear, everyone was stunned.

"You, you really think you are weak..." Song Yang pointed at him.

"What else?" Xu Ye asked him back, "When will these people be cleaned up and cooked?"

"What? What to cook?" Song Yang didn't react.

"You kill people just to eat them, don't you?" Xu Ye had seen many man-eating creatures and subconsciously felt that the other party had the same purpose.

"Are you crazy? How can people eat it?"

Li Rusong stepped forward and asked: "Has the Imperial Master ever eaten it?"

Xu Ye nodded, his teeth stained with blood from biting the blind bear: "It's not tasty, it's sour."

Everyone took a step back.

Did they offend someone serious?

I thought I could just call on the national teacher to join in the action and do something bad together.

Unexpectedly, this person seemed to be even darker than them, and his ideas were even crazier.

Li Rusong quickly stepped forward to change the subject: "I brought a chef from home. He is very good at cooking spicy food. The bear paws he made are delicious."

Others responded and followed suit, asking how it was made so delicious.

Xu Ye muttered in the back: "Weird, why would you kill people if you don't want to eat them? And they are such weak humans."

He couldn't understand it at all.

The big guy shuddered all over, then pretended not to hear what he said and ignored Xu Ye.

……

I had a delicious meal of meat. As expected of a nobleman’s chef, the food tasted very delicious.

But Xu Ye felt that it was still a little bit inferior to Hextech.

During the banquet, Li Rusong mysteriously took out a red bellyband from his sleeve and passed it to the onlookers.

"This is...whose?"

"Yes, it's Princess Shuangyu."

Several people discussed with each other, with ambiguous smiles on their lips, and the words they said became more and more obscene. It seemed that everyone had an indescribable entanglement with Shuangyu.

Xu Ye took a look and felt that there was moisture in it.

Someone of Shuangyu's status wouldn't be with so many people at the same time... at most there would be two or three powerful people among them.

But people are like this, as long as there is a trace to follow, they would like to say that something that does not exist exists, and something that exists exists every day.

In their mouths, Shuangyu soon became a prostitute.

They discussed Shuangyu's body, process and details with great interest.

Xu Ye didn't say anything because he had none.

Xu Ye concentrated on eating.

Several people automatically shifted their gaze back to him.

Xu Ye: "I haven't done it, don't look for me."

"I understand." Li Rusong winked and said, "The Imperial Master likes the young master more. Lan Zhu and the others both told me that they served you very well in the carriage."

Lan Zhu are the two young men who brought Xu Ye here.

"It was a good performance..." The story was well told, but it lacked a little excitement, Xu Ye told the truth.

The laughter of the crowd became louder, and the ambiguity flowed in the air. They heard Xu Ye admit it himself, tacitly acknowledging that he was the same person as them.

It is really gratifying to see that the national master, who is knowledgeable about heaven and earth and divine principles, is just an ordinary man.

After this meal, they will be able to work together to seek benefits for themselves.

"Princess Shuangyu is so soft-hearted... She can do anything to survive." In their eyes, Shuangyu is just a pretty vase with only pretty looks.

They spoke of the vase with contempt, but in their hearts they longed for it.

Frost Jade is an object, a very beautiful object, for everyone's entertainment.

But Xu Ye felt that this was not entirely true. In this game, it was hard to say who was the hunter and who was the real plaything.

When Xu Ye left, he asked to take Zhuifeng with him.

"It's just an old horse. If the Imperial Master likes it, just take it." Song Yang didn't care. When he was helped into the sedan by the beautiful maid, he said, "Why do I feel much warmer?"

"Sure enough, bear meat is very nutritious."

However, Xu Ye saw the black air coming out of his body.

When he came, he was a normal "person", but when he entered the horse farm full of weirdness, he naturally sneezed, felt uncomfortable and cold.

This kind of cold cannot be completely blocked no matter how much clothes you wear.

When he left, he was already polluted.

I have never heard of anyone being afraid of strange air, so naturally they won’t feel cold.

Song Yang saw Xu Ye looking over and smiled at him, but he felt that the other person's expression was a little strange.

He still didn't understand. And one day in the future, when the Dali Temple Secretary finally understood the smile of the Imperial Master, it was too late.

……

Xu Ye returned to the palace, and two handsome young men followed him back. They knelt at the door and were reluctant to leave.

"Does the master dislike us? If we are sent back like this, our fate will be miserable."

"Please ask the Imperial Master to save us."

The tender-skinned young man is at the age of studying, but he does not look calm or bookish. Instead, he has the charm of pleasing others that he has developed through years of training.

They were gifts given to Xu Ye by other ministers, for him to "enjoy" like frost jade.

Xu Ye walked to the door and asked the two a philosophical question: "If possible, would you rather die happily or live in pain?"

They both lowered their heads and began to think.

Xu Ye didn't urge them.

Finally, the young man named Zhu said that nothing was more important than life and he must survive.

From his eyes, Xu Ye saw unwillingness and ambition.

The young man named "Lan" said that he only wanted to be happy and to live for a short time. If he was treated like a slave in the hunting ground, he would rather die.

In the end, Xu Ye drove "Zhu" away and kept "Lan", keeping him by his side, giving him the best food, clothing and other necessities in the palace, and chatting with him, taking him out to play from time to time.