Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The banquet continued. After what had just happened, no one was in the mood to stay any longer. Surprisingly, Xu Ye was the only one who was not affected at the entire table and seemed to have the best appetite.

The Emperor: "The Imperial Master is eating delicious food."

"Your Majesty, I just prayed for rain and I consumed too much energy."

"In that case, I will give you a few dishes. Imperial Master, take them back and eat them."

"Thank you, Your Majesty. I don't ask for much. Two roasted whole lambs and one honey roasted suckling pig will do."

emperor:"……"

"allow."

The emperor chatted with Xu Ye for a while and learned that he actually lived in the princess's mansion. He expressed his disapproval on the spot and asked him to live in the palace. Xu Ye agreed to all of his requests.

The banquet dispersed.

On the way back, a golden sedan stopped behind them. Shuangyu got out of it, poked her head out and called Xu Ye: "Thank you for your help, Imperial Master."

Xu Ye turned around and said, "I'm just telling the truth. You're not weird."

Shuangyu had never heard of the word "weird", but she could guess its meaning just from the literal meaning.

"Thank you, Imperial Master. I guess in many people's minds, I am almost like a ghost."

In their eyes, she was just a pretty skeleton in human skin, intent on deceiving people.

"You're not a ghost, you're a little baby." Xu Ye corrected.

What a pity, she is beautiful but has no talent, it is useless to take her back. Not as good as Dieyi, who can sing opera.

Not as good as Wei Guang, who rides majestically.

These two are both big treasures. Frost Jade’s level can only be considered a small treasure. Xu Ye silently calculated and gave a clear positioning.

He thought of the emperor he met in the afternoon. He was not in good condition and looked seriously injured.

No wonder this woman was left with only a pair of legs when we met for the last time.

As the king of a country, can he kill someone just as he pleases?

Even if Shuangyu only played a role in fueling the flames, it would be easy for her to be labeled the ultimate murderer.

Xu Ye narrowed his eyes: "Your behavior is very dangerous, be careful or you will be chopped later."

Shuangyu looked at her in surprise, smiling brightly: "Is the Imperial Master concerned about me?"

"Yes." Xu Ye admitted openly: "If you really want to continue..."

"Save more money so you can be careful not to be able to afford alcohol in the future."

It's really sad that he can't generate revenue for his bar because he can't afford to drink.

Shuangyu burst out laughing, thinking that Xu Ye was just concerned about her. What about not being able to drink, what about not being able to make sense, such a poor excuse that the other party found out.

"Whether I will be chopped or not depends on the National Master. I hope that in the future, National Master, you can help me like you did today." As she said that, she moved closer to Xu Ye, intending to reach out and touch Xu Ye's cheek.

A huge sword lay between the two of them.

Xu Ye looked at her angrily.

In those eyes, Shuangyu saw murderous intent.

She suddenly smiled, with a look of relief in her eyes, and leaned back to sit in the sedan.

Xu Ye was left behind, holding the great sword and returning to his residence in the palace, complaining all the way:

"What the hell? I kindly reminded her, but she actually tried to take advantage of me..."

Xu Ye hugged his robe tightly and looked around: "It's too dangerous, this place is full of hooligans."

The maid stripped him of his clothes, and Shuangyu took the opportunity to touch him secretly...

The comments couldn't stand it any longer: "Well, Mr. Xu Ye, I admit that you are handsome, but compared to Shuang Yu's beauty, there is still a gap."

"An ordinary man. No, a man of God. Well, you should be confident, but can you be less confident about your appearance? The only one who can compare with Shuangyu in looks is Bai Xun. But Bai Xun is very serious and he won't flirt with people from time to time."

"I don't care, Boss Xu Ye is the most handsome."

"Looking at Shuangyu's expression, she seemed relieved after being rejected by Boss Xu Ye. What does that mean?"

"Shuangyu is so bad. She knew that death is not the most terrible thing, so she just exiled the young man."

"Idiot, can't you see Shuangyu is saving people?"

……

After a dreamless night, Xu Ye was woken up by a maid the next day.

It didn’t matter that someone wanted to kill him, but Xu Ye woke up when he was shaken by the maid who tried to give him a bath yesterday.

"My Lord Imperial Master, My Lord Imperial Master? There's a ghost in the palace, please go and take a look." The maid's voice was filled with tears.

"Haunted?" Xu Ye thought to himself, isn't it normal for a place to be haunted? If it weren't haunted, he would walk upside down in such a spooky place.

Following the little maid, we came all the way to the Queen's Palace.

Your Majesty, Shuangyu was sitting in the courtyard, and the Queen was standing on the ground, feeling very emotional:

"There are no ghosts in my courtyard."

"It's all her fault, this bitch. She hired someone to slander me on purpose." The queen pointed at Shuangyu and spoke angrily.

Yesterday, on the fifteenth day of the lunar month, according to the rules, the Emperor finally came to her bedroom to rest for a night. Although it was a pity that the two of them did nothing, the Queen was still very satisfied that it had fulfilled her dignity.

Until midnight, a dark shadow passed by the window, and then there was a strange cry of a woman, sad and heartbreaking, like a song or a tear.

The emperor quickly sent guards to check, and when they arrived, they found dozens of chickens pecking at their own feathers by the pond.

That sound is made because they are in so much pain.

The guards caught all the chickens, and the noise finally died down a lot, but it didn't last long before it started again. It continued on and off all night long and never stopped until dawn.

The emperor did not dare to go out rashly, and stayed with the queen in fear until the next day.

"National Master, you are finally here."

The emperor didn't care about the queen's crying. When he saw Xu Ye, he was excited, as if he had seen a savior.