Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye walked out of the wheat field. Behind him was golden wheat, as high as some people’s buttocks.

They always keep the same color, and the grains are full and plump.

In warm, spring-like weather, that's strange in itself, isn't it?

Xu Ye stepped on the green strip that was trying to escape, and the lizard wailed:

"What are you doing?"

Xu Ye: "Did you hear everything?"

"I'm just passing by, you crazy woman, let me go."

Xu Ye tied a knot around the lizard and put it on his wrist: "To prevent you from reporting me, follow me from now on."

"I don't want it, you devil."

"You bewitched Cain, and your mouth was soaked in poisonous honey."

"I like this description." Seeing that it was struggling violently, Xu Ye took the snake off and hung it around the dog's neck.

Hanging with Satan's collar.

The surroundings were quiet for a moment.

……

When Xu Ye returned to the cabin, Adam saw the dog with a snake around its neck and felt very strange: "Where did the dog come from?"

Xu Ye bent down and touched the dog's head: "I like it, I want to raise it."

Adam stopped talking. He had gotten used to Xu Ye's wild thoughts in the past few days.

"sleep early."

"Have you figured out how to persuade your sons to rebel?" The two men walked out of the room to discuss.

Xu Ye: "No need to instigate rebellion."

"I'll call them over to play games tomorrow, and you can take the opportunity to lead the attack."

Adam: “It will take a long time to eliminate the pollution in the river.”

In Adam's heart, the white holy light is pollution, while he himself is in a normal state.

"I will try to keep them here for a few days and not let them go back."

Xu Ye assured: "Don't worry, I can do it."

Adam was worried, but he accepted Xu Ye's suggestion.

There is only one reason, Xu Ye has betrayed God and stood on his side.

In the Garden of Eden, there were only two positions, and they were bound to be opposing.

No one can remain neutral all the time, and choices must be made.

They are grasshoppers tied to the same rope. Adam may not trust Xu Ye, but Xu Ye should have no reason to harm him.

If God finds out, they will all be finished.

Xu Ye: "When have you ever seen me fail to accomplish something?"

Adam recalled it and realized that it was true.

Although Eve in front of him looked crazy, it seemed that he had never failed to get what he wanted since he entered the Garden of Eden.

Including getting it from yourself.

This made Adam feel a sense of crisis again. The person in front of him was indeed a little... out of control.

"I was too lazy to argue with you before..."

He refused to admit that he was being led by the nose, and thought that it was all caused by his own tolerance.

Xu Ye: "Well, you are right."

Adam clenched his hands and punched the air.

Early the next morning, Xu Ye set out to find his two sons, while Adam took people to the orchard.

Adam ordered the fruits of the two trees to be picked and pounded into pulp.

When he came across the two black fruits, Adam hesitated and ignored them.

The lizard climbed onto his shoulder and urged, "Catch more, and we can restore the river to normal faster."

Adam was unmoved: "These fruits are enough."

Four-legged lizard: "Eve may not be able to hold out for too long. If something unexpected happens along the way... we need to prepare for the worst in advance."

Upon hearing this, Adam ordered his people to pick the last two fruits, but not to mash them into pulp, and keep them for later use.

……

On the other side, Xu Ye held a tea party.

Invite the two children to a picnic outside the cabin and sell them your newly blended milk tea.

Abel looked around: "Where's my father?"

He was interrupted by Cain: "It is also very happy to be alone with my mother."

"Okay." Abel nodded, a little disappointed.

Deep down, he longs for family reunion, and he hopes that no matter what he does, he can be with a complete family.

Xu Ye played some homemade games with his two children, including flying chess, gobang and various playing cards.

Abel started to lose interest as the game progressed. He said with longing, "If it were our family playing together today, we would be happier."

As dusk fell, both children stood up and put down what they were holding: "We should go back."

"You shouldn't be out at night."

"Wait a little longer, there's still enough time, your father will be here soon." Xu Ye tilted his head and patted the dog hiding under the table: "Go, find him back."

Abel sat back down again.

……

Adam was by the river, overseeing the changes in the entire river.

The river water is turbid and the holy light within is gradually weakening.

It just became weaker...it didn't disappear completely. He looked back frequently, afraid that the two children would suddenly come back.

Cain and Abel were devout believers in God. When they saw this situation, they would report it to God without hesitation.

Even as a father, I can't stop it.

It's really disgusting that the two sons trust God more than themselves as their father.

"Woof~"

A dog barked, and the big yellow dog held a piece of paper in its mouth.

Adam took it, and it faithfully recorded what happened in front of the cabin.

Abel was very agitated, Xu Ye asked him to go back and calm him down now...

Adam glanced at the wooden barrel behind him and told the lizard to lead the rest of the people to continue working, while he himself had to leave first because he had something to do.

There were last two black fruits left in the wooden barrel and they were not poured in.

……

tea party.

As time went by, both children became restless.

Abel stood up and said, "I'm going back."

Xu Ye: "Wait a little longer, your father will be here soon."

"I can't wait. If we don't go back now, night will fall. God once said that we should stay in our own territory and rest at night."

"Goodbye, mother. We will continue to play chess together tomorrow."

Abel waved away Xu Ye's sleeve and walked out stubbornly.

"My dear child, where are you going?"

Adam came from a distance:

"We finally get together, don't you want to be together? Let's play games together tonight."

"No, father, it's too late, we need to go back now."

Adam's face was as black as a potcake, as if covered with dust. It was obvious that he wanted to tear his rebellious son to pieces.

Xu Ye: "Then let's play a game of poker. It will only take a few minutes. It won't delay your return."

His eyes were full of love: "Abel, mother called father back early just to fulfill your wish."

A trace of confusion appeared in Abel's eyes: "Is that so?"

He felt under pressure all over, as if he would be disappointing his mother if he did not agree to this condition.

He didn't know what was going on, but he nodded in a daze, thinking that what Xu Ye said made sense.

Adam was sweating profusely as he watched from the sidelines. He found that the situation before him seemed familiar. It seemed like he experienced it every day.

After a round of poker, the sky became much darker.

Xu Ye: "Your territory is too far from here, and you may not be able to get back. For safety, just stay here and sleep."