Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

In the morning, Xu Ye opened his eyes, and the sky was already bright: "It's daytime."

Xu Ye looked out the window for the first time.

Grass, gems, gold... everything is the same as what I saw when I woke up yesterday.

But Xu Ye knew that was not the case.

Something changed here before going to bed. There must be something I didn't know about at night.

Various dishes were placed on the table. Xu Ye walked to the table, drank some goat's milk, and ate a piece of wheat bread.

Adam worked silently in the flowers not far away. He picked leaves from nearby trees and woven them into grass, and decorated them with beautiful flowers.

Xu Ye moved a set of tables and chairs, placed them at the door, and sat on them himself. He mixed the tea leaves and goat milk in the space to make milk tea, drank it in his hand, and looked at Adam.

Looks extremely relaxed.

"Aren't you going to help him? It's a bit hot today."

A four-legged snake appeared next to Xu Ye. It climbed onto the table, trying to be as eye-level as possible with Xu Ye.

"I'm helping him." Xu Ye blinked.

Not far away, Adam tried to wrap the flowers around the leaves, but he used too much force and accidentally punctured the leaves.

Xu Ye immediately shouted to him: "Come on. I'm optimistic about you."

"You can do it for sure."

Adam tore the skirt to pieces, threw it to the ground, and stepped on it twice.

"When a husband does his work, his wife's understanding is the best help."

"Look at how happy he is, he's jumping up and down."

The four-legged snake couldn't say anything: "Are you sure he looks happy like that?"

"Of course." Xu Ye said firmly after taking a sip of milk tea.

"If you are really good for him, you should go over and work with him. After all, you promised those things yourself, and he is here to help you." The four-legged snake felt sorry for Adam and tried to reconcile with Xu. Talk about truth at night.

Xu Ye tilted his head: "What did you say? It's too long and I can't understand it. How about you say it again?"

The four-legged snake took a breath.

Yesterday, it felt that there was something wrong with Eve's brain and that she was just one-minded.

After all, would a normal person repeat a sentence to his husband for two hours? And the more you shout, the more energetic you get.

"You should really eat the tree of good and evil and get your brain back."

The four-legged snake buried his head, took a sip of the milk tea on the table, licked his lips, then drank all the milk tea quickly and licked his lips.

It spoke:

"Actually, God lied to you, that fruit tree will not kill people at all.

Because he knows that as long as you eat it, your eyes will become brighter and you will be able to distinguish good from evil just like him. "

Xu Ye pinched the four-legged snake's seven inches, grabbed it, and walked towards the wooden house: "Come on, let's go into the house and talk."

"What are you doing? Let me go, I don't want to go in."

"Just say it outside."

"Asshole, you bastard..."

Xu Ye put the snake on the floor. The thing that had been resisting violently just now stopped moving as soon as it entered the room, and lay slumped on the ground like a corpse.

The oil painting emits a holy light, and a line of sight bursts out from inside, falling on a man and a snake.

The four-legged snake became even stiffer.

"Are you dead?"

Xu Ye threw the snake into the trash can.

Adam hid it in the grass skirt in order to hide the presence of the four-legged snake with the color of the leaves.

The four-horned snake never speaks in the room, because in the room, there is the gaze from God.

In fact, Xu Ye didn't quite believe that there really was a God in this copy. The white light looked familiar, and Adam's appearance made him make a bold guess.

When Xu Ye walked out of the room, Adam stood at the door and asked:

"Where's my snake?"

"I found a comfortable place for it and fell asleep."

Adam immediately wanted to go into the house to look for him, but Xu Ye grabbed him by the corner of his clothes from behind: "Father, go and see Abel. He hasn't seen you for a long time and misses you very much."

Adam's body was full of resistance: "When he grows up, he must learn to be independent and cannot always seek his father's company."

"is it not OK?"

"Abel only has one wish, can't you agree to it?"

Adam didn't speak, he knew that this Eve's brain was already ready for the other party to yell in his ear and be harassed.

This time, no matter what, he will not agree easily like yesterday...

He has his own principles.

However, he still ignored Xu Ye's thick skin. How could he keep using the same strategy.

"If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your promise. Husband, you are so kind." Xu Ye lifted Adam up, put him on his shoulders, and ran towards the pasture in a hurry.

It's so fast...

When they arrived at the place, Xu Ye put the person down, and Adam vomited, his stomach churning.

He wanted to refuse on the way just now. As long as he refused, Eve, as his wife, could not force him to do anything.

He was running so fast that he couldn't even speak.

Abel walked out of the pasture and saw Adam, his face full of surprise: "Father, you finally came to see me. Mother didn't lie to me."

"Father, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

When Abel stepped forward to help him, Adam quickly stood up straight.

Mud, you've come here, you can't just turn around and leave now.

Adam made a serious face: "You don't need to help me."

He didn't like these two sons, and they always wanted to be on the opposite side of him.

"Okay." Abel stopped, his eyes as clear as a clear spring. If you look carefully, there is a faint white light flashing on his body: "I am very happy that you can come to see me."

"Father, do you still remember? When we were children, we bathed the lambs together by the river. At that time, our family was always together. How happy we were."

Abel jumped up and down in the pasture like a child who was not familiar with the world: "Father, I miss that time so much."

Xu Ye followed the two of them and watched the interaction between the father and son.

Adam's face was full of impatience, especially when he heard about bathing the sheep, a hint of ferocity flashed across his face.

He interrupted his son: "Are you ready for tomorrow's sacrifice?"

"Okay." Abel was not angry at all, his face was full of expectation: "I carefully prepared the items and dedicated them to God."

"Father, do you think God would like it?"

"decide as things go."

"I will definitely do it." Abel clasped his hands and recited a poem in a low voice, which was full of praise to God.

Seeing his behavior, Adam really didn't want to stay for a second anymore, and said calmly: "I'm leaving now. See you tomorrow."

"Thank you, mother. You helped me realize my wish."

Abel handed a note to Xu Ye.

Xu Ye took it and patted Abel on the shoulder:

"Son, your father still cares about you, he's just not good at expressing it. Otherwise, he wouldn't have come to see you today."

"Fathers are like this. They want to be strict in front of their children."

After hearing this, Abel felt much better and nodded heavily: "Mom, I understand. My father is satisfied with me in his heart, but he is just embarrassed to praise me on the surface."

Xu Ye nodded and opened the note.