Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"why?"

Why, why do you do this and ask me why? Adam's face turned sallow and he comforted:

"Eve, we should cherish our bodies."

Adam carefully took back the knife in Xu Ye's hand, stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "I think you should take a good rest."

"Let me help you back to your room."

The two of them walked step by step to a small wooden house not far away. Simple beds, furniture, and oil paintings on the walls.

In the portrait, the man's entire body is shrouded in a white halo, his skin is fair, and the halo on his face is the most obvious, making it impossible to see his true face clearly.

But it is undeniable that this is a sacred portrait. Even without a face, just one look at it makes people feel sacred and makes them want to worship.

Adam asked Xu Ye to sit on the bed and went out first.

Soon after, he brought back a skirt woven from leaves.

Xu Ye looked at him suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

Adam: "Leaves are very beautiful decorations. I think you will like them very much."

"It's so ugly." Xu Ye slapped the skirt away: "I am a woman, woman, do you know?"

Adam glanced at his whole body and hesitated to speak: "Know...know."

Adam silently picked up the skirt from the ground and left the cabin. After a while, he brought back a new skirt, which was not only decorated with leaves but also beautiful little wild flowers.

"That's pretty much it." Xu Ye took the skirt and put it on herself.

He finally went from naked to clothed, and Adam looked at him and breathed a sigh of relief.

Xu Ye: "The flowers will fade. Dear Adam, you should pick fresh flowers for me every day. As my most trusted husband, you can always do this little thing, right?"

"Of course." After hearing the last sentence, Adam was about to refuse before he swallowed it.

He left the wooden house, and the snake came out from under the green skirt: "Do we really have to pick flowers every day? It's too much trouble."

Adam was silent for a moment and then said: "It's just a small matter, she is my wife."

"Okay." The snake was still complaining: "He should have eaten that fruit earlier. Then we wouldn't have to suffer."

Barrage: "Sisters, have you learned it?"

"Look, what is PUA? In two words, let a man do it for me every day..."

"I've learned, it's shameless to be a leader. No matter what you ask for, you have to be confident."

The audience was also stunned. In real life, no matter who they ask for help, they are cautious.

Sometimes I feel embarrassed, and would rather do more by myself than trouble others, and end up exhausting myself to death.

Not like Xu Ye, who acted as if he should be taken for granted, "You are my husband, right?" Then that's what you should do.

"Brothers, I'm back. I followed this operation and am now hospitalized."

"I advise everyone not to try it easily..."

……

Xu Ye stood up, and the beautiful flowers floated with his body, light and beautiful.

He walked outside, walked out of the cabin, crossed the woods in the central area, and finally came to a green space.

There are many human beings inside. Some of them are wearing leaves, and some are covered with gorgeous gems.

They were both male and female, some were yellow with black hair, and some were Europeans with blond hair and blue eyes.

Men cut down trees, women weaved, and some painted, while others looked at the branches in a daze... Everyone had their own thing to do, and they looked very focused.

"Eve."

"Sister Eve."

Seeing Xu Ye coming, they took the initiative to put down their work, moved uniformly, as if they had been trained in advance, and greeted Xu Ye enthusiastically.

Xu Ye was flattered and pointed at the skirt of one of them: "It's too ugly. Let Adam knit one for you tomorrow. He's the best at it."

Then he pointed at another person: "Man, what should you wear with flowers? Don't the leaves look good?"

"Don't worry, he is not busy. My own husband knows that he is very free."

Xu Ye is like a flower or butterfly, praising everyone he meets.

In just ten minutes, dozens of beautiful dresses have been promised. He planned to fill Adam's day to the fullest.

……

On the other side, Pierre also came to this green space. In fact, the green space borders where he is, and you can always see it as long as you are active in the dungeon.

Pierre looked at the smiling people.

So passionate... so passionate that it's so fake. Pierre could feel the atmosphere.

How to put it, it's like when you go to work, those colleagues are enthusiastic about you.

Their enthusiasm is not to really make friends with you, but a kind of enthusiasm that must be shown for work needs.

It's weird and uncomfortable.

People who obviously have nothing to do with each other, and who even hate each other privately, have to show that they love each other on the surface.

Pierre walked around inside and asked about their origins.

"Native."

A beautiful woman named Qiu Er smacked her chest and vowed: "We were born in the Garden of Eden and are locals."

Do you think I'm a fool?

Pierre stared at the dark-skinned, black-haired woman in front of him, and was speechless.

But he didn't show it on his face: "That's it."

Pierre made a note of this place, thinking that if he had a chance later, he would definitely come and explore it. He has more important things to do now.

Pierre easily asked a group of people for information about his two children. One of them was named Cain and the other was named Abel.

Cain lived in the wheat field, and Abel lived in the pasture. It's quite far away from where he is now.

Pierre walked in the direction of the pasture, not for any reason, just because the pasture was closer and he had to pass by the pasture before going to the wheat field.

He left the green space with a strange feeling in his heart. He could feel that the group of people just now were hiding something from him, but overall, they were friendly to him and exuded goodwill.

This is actually not a conflict.

Even Pierre can understand very well why a person cheats on you when he loves you.

Just like some of his fans once secretly attacked one of their rumored girlfriends offline. They felt that doing so was for the sake of his image, but this was limited to themselves.

The truth doesn't matter, nor does Pierre's own thoughts, as long as "the fans think it".

……

Pierre came to a pasture. The ground was covered with lush green grass, and a group of white lambs were enjoying themselves on it. Not far away, a clear river surrounded the pasture.

Blue sky, green grass, white sheep... It's such a relaxing place. In the real world, it needs at least a four-star scenic spot. Isn't it much better than some man-made scenic spots?

Among the sheep, a black-haired boy stood naked and shepherded the sheep. He raised his head, with a warm and bright smile on his face.

"Mother, you are here."