Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Across the table, the humanoid monster ate the organs from the pot. For a moment, the expression on his face became rich and colorful, adding a bit of wisdom unique to humans.

He has a brain.

The monster opened its mouth and a complete tongue appeared inside.

"Quack, give me the rest quickly." He stared at the black plastic bag in Pierre's hand and said.

"We only promised to help you find your heart, brain and mouth."

"But you have something else in your hand." The monster looked at Pierre greedily. Also inside the bag were his eyeballs and a forearm.

Pierre: "These are the final payment. Things will be given to you after you really take us away."

Even if he is a true "conscience", Pierre will not gamble with an unrestricted promise. He must leave some way out for himself.

What's more, the other party's "heart" was taken out by himself. Mixing red and black is really unreliable.

The humanoid monster was stunned. He stared at Pierre and Chen Yue gloomily.

"Give me the things... or you won't leave."

Chen Yue: "If you take us away, the things will naturally be yours."

"This is also your promise at that time."

The humanoid monster was silent. He did make a promise in this regard, but that was without his brain.

If he had any brains, he would definitely ask Pierre and the others to find everything.

He rolled his eyes: "I just lost my mind and forgot. I must be in complete condition before I can take you away."

The humanoid monster wanted to spend time with Pierre. He grasped that Pierre must want to leave the restaurant more than he did.

This is a psychological battle. The longer you wait, the less patient and impatient you will be.

It has to be said that the intelligence of humanoid monsters has more than evolved since they had brains.

Pierre and Chen Yue looked at each other.

Pierre was the first to speak: "I just met a cleaner in white clothes in the bathroom. She seemed to be seriously injured."

The humanoid monster was stunned for a moment.

"She is your mother, right? It's so pitiful. Since you disappeared from this place, she came to the restaurant alone and worked alone every day without seeing the light of day. She just helped you get your organs and had an injection with the chef. stand up."

"She is dying and she can't even see her child for the last time. It's so pitiful." Pierre lamented.

The humanoid monster got off the seat and ran quickly towards the bathroom.

This eyeball is gone, and half of the forearm is gone. The bits of meat that have been eaten are accumulated together, and the outline of the body is barely pieced together. It walks like a leaky rag.

When he walked to Chen Yue's table, the identical humanoid monster on the seat stood up. The two quickly blended together and continued to run to the bathroom.

All the humanoid monsters in this restaurant are a whole. They strengthen their strong bodies by sitting in different positions and constantly eating cooked meat rolls.

Pierre smiled and sat opposite Chen Yue, where the humanoid monsters used to be: "You see, conscience still has some use."

"At least he wouldn't care about his mother before something happened."

Before, Pierre helped the injured cleaner back to the utility room. The boss was sealed in the mirror again. This time, the nails on it were stronger. There was a thick layer of solidified glue around the mirror, which was difficult to remove. .

He also roughly learned the story of the cleaning aunt.

The mother of some diners, and the two brothers ate and drank all day long and had no ambition to make progress. They lived on the meager salary their mother earned from cleaning.

I have never felt sorry for my mother. After the disappearance, the mother was still reluctant to let go of her child and came to this store in an attempt to find her lost son.

Chen Yue: "I'm just worried. There's nothing to say."

"You didn't show your filial piety when you were alive, and you're only doing it in hindsight now. Your requirements for a person's moral sense are too low."

"Driver, do you need a driver?"

The wind chimes at the door sounded, and as several waiters said "Welcome", a middle-aged man in simple clothes and an honest person walked in.

"Boss, would you like to hire a driver?"

He smiled at the guests at each table, some greeted him, and some waved their hands in disgust.

He quickly walked to Chen Yue and the others and handed them his business cards.

Chen Yue raised his head: "Do you have to be drunk to call for a driver?"

"Of course, you don't drink when you drive, and you don't drive when you drink. I exist just for drunk people." The middle-aged man winked at the two of them: "It has my mobile phone number on it, just call me if you need to."

"Must be early."

Chen Yue picked up the business card:

Mr. Zhang, driving agent, phone number 135xxxxxxxx.

On the back of the business card, a line of words was crookedly written in red watercolor pen: "The only way to leave the hot pot restaurant."

Barrage: "It has appeared. Are you finally going to clear the level?"

"It's not easy to persist until now. Many of the chosen ones have already gameover because they offended the waiters."

"Come on, Pi and Yue are working together really well."

……

At the dinner table, Chen Yue said, "Are you full?"

Pierre shook his head: "I have gone to the toilet three times."

Chen Yue: "I understand, you are a straight person. As much as you eat, you will get out of your butt. You will never be full."

Before the other party got angry, he said: "This copy doesn't seem to have given us any money."

[Customs clearance conditions: Leave the hot pot restaurant successfully after checkout. 】

It is true that as veteran chosen ones, they all have some savings.

But what about those who enter the Kaidan dungeon for the first time? Their wallets are often cleaner than their faces.

Without money to pay, wouldn’t it be a dead end?

But the strange rules will not completely deny people a way to survive.

……

At the same time, some of the chosen ones in the dungeon, after drinking beer, called the driver on the business card as required.

Soon, Mr. Zhang appeared again. He bowed politely and said: "Driver, at your service."

"Please leave with me."

Mr. Zhang hung the two plates in his hand that symbolized the identity of the guests around the necks of the chosen ones. In an instant, they changed from hotel guests to guests of the driving company.

Then he walked out of the hot pot restaurant smoothly.

The clerks didn't stop him.

Then, dozens of minutes later, the car drove to a house. The aluminum alloy door slowly opened, and the surrounding environment looked familiar...

The screen went dark.

……

Dragon Kingdom, strange story.

Xu Ye bit the lollipop while Xiaoyue cried behind her: "Give me back the last strawberry-flavored candy I have."

Xu Ye was unmoved and stared at the screen: "Idiot, what kind of good thing is a hot pot restaurant that can just let people in?"

Xu Ye could clearly see that the driver picking up the customer was in a "confrontational" state with the hot pot restaurant. Not only did the waiters not stop him, but they also didn't show any dissatisfaction on their faces.

It's as if this scene has become the norm.

There is only one answer. The hot pot restaurant and the driver are working together behind the scenes.

In other words, the hot pot restaurant "sells" customers to the driving company at a certain value.

Of course, the cherry on top is that these chosen ones broke the rules and left the hotel without paying.

In Rules and Monsters, you can break the rules, but failure to abide by the customs clearance rules is fatal.