Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Sorry, our restaurant only sells mutton rolls, not other parts."

"Our mutton rolls are made from the most tender parts of each two-legged lamb. The meat is delicious..."

Chen Yue slapped the table: "What's going on? You dare to neglect the customers' requests, don't you?"

"Then we have all the mutton. Where are the mutton brains and tongues? Did you throw them away?"

"Or, you are actually selling quick-frozen mutton, and the raw materials are not up to standard, so you dare not sell it."

"Absolutely not." The manager said aggrievedly: "We swear that the ingredients in our store are absolutely fresh, and both lambs are freshly killed and cooked."

"I don't believe it. Ask your chef to come out. I want to hear his explanation."

After that, no matter how the waiter explained, Chen Yue acted as if he couldn't understand human speech and insisted on calling the chef out.

Under Chen Yue's actions, the corners of the "lamb signs" on many of the surrounding waiters' mouths were already declining.

Obviously, Chen Yue's behavior made them feel even more mentally exhausted.

The supervisor had no choice but to go to the kitchen with a look on his face. When she came out, there was a knife mark on her face.

A chef wearing a white hat came out holding a machete in his hand.

The waiters passing by trembled when they saw him.

……

Meanwhile, in front of the bathroom.

Pierre went to the utility room and took out a delicate screwdriver.

"Hey, are you willing to let me out, good boy." The boss opened his mouth and laughed with a mouth full of big yellow teeth: "Unlike the one I met before, you are smarter than him."

As soon as Pierre unscrewed two screws, the cleaning lady in white clothes appeared with a mop.

The boss in the mirror seemed to be afraid of her and disappeared immediately.

The health care aunt didn't do anything extra. She just kept cleaning the sink with a mop. There were water stains everywhere: "Go back quickly, it's dirty here."

"So dirty."

Pierre was silent for a moment and continued his movements, but was blocked by the cleaning lady.

"Auntie, I want to let him out and get out of here."

"It's too dirty, please leave quickly."

"Auntie, only if he comes out can we find a way to enter the kitchen. He is the boss..."

"It's so dirty, such a dirty place."

Pierre: "..."

He continued: "I entered the kitchen for Barabara."

He told me all his plans.

Pierre judged that the cleaning lady was the only good person in this instance, and he tried to convince her.

When she mentioned "my deskmate", the cleaning lady was stunned for a moment. Pierre clearly captures this:

"We want to remove the source of pollution here, don't you?"

He placed the screwdriver in front of the mirror. This time, the cleaning lady turned around and walked back to the utility room silently.

"I would like to ask, who are you, the person eating opposite me?"

The cleaning lady paused for a moment, walked into the utility room without answering.

She doesn't talk much, and she only says things like "It's dirty and needs to be cleaned."

Pierre speculated that it was precisely because the other party was obsessed with "cleaning" that he became the only person left in the entire copy to "clean up pollution".

Perhaps a long, long time ago, she also died and lived again, living just to "clean".

The cleaning lady left, and Pierre unscrewed the screws bit by bit.

The middle-aged man laughed loudly and said boldly: "Don't worry, I am the boss and I will definitely take you away."

Pierre didn't say anything. When the last nail was removed, he used his strengthened physical fitness and ran quickly.

While running, he came to the door of the kitchen and shouted in horror: "Monster, the monster came out of the mirror."

"Who is so smart? Remove the screws on the outside of the mirror."

Chen Yue taught Pierre many new terms, such as bastard, killing a thousand swords, and great cleverness, etc.

Pierre felt that the word "big cleverness" sounded the best here, so he arranged it for himself.

There is no response from the aluminum door frame.

In front of Chen Yue, the chef holding a machete was a little restless:

"Have you finished asking?"

Chen Yue shook his head.

"If you have any questions, can you raise them all at once? I'm in a hurry." The chef looked fierce and waved a machete in his hand, but he didn't actually attack Chen Yue.

"Okay." Chen Yue nodded in agreement, and then said slowly: "I want to know... is the thickness of each piece of your meat the same?"

Chef: "You doubt my knife skills? Of course."

"You said a plate of mutton rolls weighs a pound, so why does the plate I ordered only have 45 slices and the other plate only has 42 slices?"

"If you don't believe it, let me count them for you now."

Chen Yue angrily poured two plates of mutton rolls on the table and started counting each piece: "One, two, three... forty-two, no, I seem to have counted wrongly."

The chef's face was full of anger and he stared at Chen Yue's face, wishing he could eat him in one bite.

……

In the back kitchen, after waiting for the chef outside to solve the problem, the aluminum alloy door finally opened from the inside, and another chef wearing a white coat and holding a chipper in his hand came out.

Pierre lay on the ground and screamed, and the boss rushed up to him and asked fiercely: "What do you want to do?"

He was still thinking just now that after he was free, he would trick this guy into a private corner and be eaten by him. As long as he ate him, he would gain enough energy to get back on his feet.

Unexpectedly, Pierre didn't follow the routine and just ran while shouting that a monster had appeared.

"You suddenly fell down on the ground, where did you make the fuss?" The boss gritted his teeth in hatred before he could take action.

At this moment, the chef came out with a chipper. The boss ran away immediately when he saw it, and the chef chased him from behind.

There were two chefs in the back kitchen. One was held back by Chen Yue, while the other went after the boss. Pierre got up from the ground with a grunt, looked inside the aluminum alloy door for a few moments, and walked in.

It was full of meat, and there was a chopping board in the middle. The fresh upper body of a human was placed in the center, forming a diagonal cut from the shoulders to the waist on the other side.

Pieces of meat rolls fell to the cutting board near the meat.

It was indeed fresh, and the blood inside had not drained yet.

Pierre quickly scanned the room and finally found a bunch of brains, tongues, arms, eyeballs and hearts from the refrigerator.

The heart is half red and black, or completely black, without the pure conscience that Chen Yue said.

Pierre chose two red hearts and took them away, and also took two of the remaining organs...

Put everything into black plastic bags one by one.

He walked to the door and pushed the stainless steel door outward. The chef holding a slicing knife stood outside and looked at him gloomily: "Guest, where are you going with these things?"