Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

In the world of ghost stories, Xu Ye didn't know that because of his casual words, the staff of the Monster Talk Bureau collectively fell into self-doubt.

He looked at the tumor monster in his hand, and suddenly the corners of his mouth rose.

The principal had a bad feeling. Xu Ye's reaction didn't look like what a loser should do.

He caught a hint of narrow-mindedness from the other person's expression.

Well, why promote narrowing? Is there anything inappropriate about this matter?

Thinking of this, many possibilities flashed through the principal's mind.

Could it be that in addition to the bottle just now, this guy actually has extra spring water in his hand to use against himself?

Impossible. In order to prevent this from happening, it spent 24 hours staring at the fountain. No one could take away the water from the fountain unnoticed under his nose.

He did see that Xu Ye only pretended to take away one copy.

After confirming this again and again, the principal breathed a sigh of relief.

It felt that Xu Ye was deceiving him, and it suddenly became furious: "Why are you laughing, you idiot, stop pretending."

"With me here today, you can never leave school."

His eyes rolled gurglingly:

"How about this, stay and be a companion, stay with us forever."

Xu Ye was confused: "Stay?"

"Yes, if you stay, I can make you a security guard and smoke countless cigarettes every day."

Then he saw that Xu Ye laughed again, holding his stomach and laughing: "No, the security guard smokes Liqun every day, but I want to smoke Huazi."

Xu Ye put his hand into his pocket, and the principal looked over nervously.

A gold collar was taken out from inside.

"Bah, what the hell? I thought it was fountain water. It scared me to death." The principal patted his chest:

"That's it? Get a dog tag, who are you trying to scare?"

He sounded disdainful. Then in order to demonstrate, he stood on tiptoes, raised his hands as high as possible above his head, and slapped the collar Xu Ye held around his waist.

With a click, the dog tag emits a beam of red light like a flashlight the moment it touches the skin.

The principal felt puzzled: "And bring a light..."

He took back his hand and took a look, and found that a round hole suddenly appeared in the center of his palm, which had been penetrated by the beam... This round hole was still slowly getting bigger and spreading to all sides.

"What the hell is this? It can actually hurt me. Stop it, stop it!"

"I was wrong, boss. I shouldn't have forced you to stay here. You can leave now. I will never stop you."

The round hole was still getting bigger, and soon spread to the point where the entire arm disappeared and spread towards the upper torso.

"How about letting me go? I'll take you away personally." The face covered with sarcoma was full of fear, with tears and snot flying from his nose.

The attack of divine power was beyond his cognition. He had never seen anything like this before:

"Please, let me do anything."

"I don't want to die, I don't want to die~"

"Damn it, this thing is burning like fire and can't be extinguished~" The sarcoma monster rolled on the ground, but it was obviously of no use.

He lay on the ground in despair, his eyes blurred: "I'm done."

At this moment, the red light spread to half of the body and went out.

The principal suddenly sat up from the ground and said with great joy, "Great, I'm not dead."

He raised his head and looked at Xu Ye warily, especially the collar in his hand: "Tell me, what is your purpose here?"

"If you want to escape this school, you can leave now."

"If you have any other needs, I will grant them to you."

"I can even give you the position of principal..."

"Just don't kill me."

Xu Ye stared at the tumors on his face: "As a principal, I will become as ugly as you? Is that so?"

"Hey, that's not right."

The monster said disapprovingly: "As you just saw, except for being hurt by the dog... collar in your hand, my state is almost immortal."

There was confusion in his voice:

"Becoming a principal, you can have an endless lifespan and live and die with the school."

"Is the chance of 'immortality' less important than your appearance?"

Seeing that Xu Ye seemed to be very interested in this topic and tended to talk more and more, the audience in the live broadcast room became anxious:

"Boss Xu Ye, don't agree to him. You may only be praised for your handsomeness for more than ten years, but if you become like him, you will be called ugly for the rest of your life. You won't be able to die even if you want to die..."

"He is lying to you. What will he do if you become the principal? How could Yiwei be willing to give up his own things?"

"Everyone, please stop yelling. Xu Yeai chooses whatever he chooses. To be honest, if there is such an opportunity in front of you, appearance or eternal life, which one would you choose?"

……

The live broadcast room fell into silence.

"Your proposal is very interesting."

Xu Ye grabbed the collar of his neck and placed him on the window sill, facing downstairs.

There, the cafeteria lady whose head was thrown away by Xu Ye was being besieged by countless students.

The students are very small, but the lady in the cafeteria is as huge as a hill. From a distance, it looks like ants crawling on the elephant.

They punched, kicked and bit it in various ways. One group of students was left behind, and another group immediately took over.

The ants unite, and even the elephant among them cannot resist, and the body is disintegrated and eaten step by step.

The principal's whole body was stiff. Apart from the fact that it was immortal, it actually had no offensive power of its own.

So from the beginning, it chose to fuse all its employees into two giant weirdos.

One is used to consume the spring water on Xu Ye's body, and the other is used to kill Xu Ye.

But he didn't expect that Xu Ye was so smart that he lured one of them to jump downstairs. As a result, he could only keep dealing with Xu Ye in the office, waiting for the weirdness downstairs to come up again.

Yes, after saying so many words, it had no intention of letting Xu Ye leave alive... The reason why it showed weakness was just to delay time.

But what I didn't expect was that the Lingquan water turned black two days in advance, which felt like it was counterproductive. Not only did it fail to better control the entire school, it actually irritated the students and reminded them of all the unfair treatment in the past.

They hate eating in the cafeteria. They pay huge food fees that are higher than those in the outside world, but they have to endure the sauerkraut that smells like feet every day.

Even though he just needs to go to the restroom, he has to endure the insults and beatings from the teachers. Even going to the restroom has to be "timed".

Xu Ye stood behind and said, "I'm not interested in eternal life. I just need you to answer a question."

"what is the problem?"

Xu Ye: "Have you ever seen the red moon?"