Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Chen Yue wanted to say pets, but when he saw the clerk's coveted eyes, he immediately changed his mind:

"He is my son."

Clerk: "(wДw)"

Audience in front of the screen: "!!!"

After that, Chen Yue placed the snake eggs on the seat next to him and took out a new set of dishes and chopsticks.

Snake Dan seemed to understand Chen Yue's words and even shook in his chair.

There was no way, Chen Yue didn't want to bring this thing to participate in the dungeon.

But he had a hunch that this thing was about to break out of its shell recently.

It is said that the first person an animal sees when it opens its eyes automatically regards it as its parent.

He didn't want to finally get a strange pet, so he went to participate in the dungeon by himself, stayed at home, and gave up the opportunity to recognize the owner to others.

It hurts to think about that.

So Chen Yue had no choice but to enter the dungeon with the snake egg in his arms.

Maybe it was originally a ghost story reward, but the snake eggs were not filtered out the moment they entered the dungeon like other real-life items.

In the past, many chosen ones tried to bring weapons, grenades and the like into the ghost story, but they were all intercepted.

The worst thing was a guy with a homemade grenade. He entered the dungeon by himself, and the grenade fell to the ground, blowing up the entire building.

Fortunately, he died in the strange story of the rules, otherwise he would have been tortured a lot after he came out, and his death would not have been so easy.

Barrage: "What is this?"

"Haven't you heard? Son."

"Ah? Is it the result of the love between Chen Yue and Snake in the last dungeon?"

"There is no process. I want to see the process at that time, bad (emoticon)."

After Chen Yue explained his identity, the snake egg received obvious preferential treatment. The waiter even brought a small apron with the intention of tying the round snake egg.

Chen Yue took off his coat and placed the snake eggs on top of his clothes.

Now, he will never allow this thing to be contaminated by anyone else's breath.

……

As time passed, Pierre felt a tightness in his bladder, and at the same time, he felt the urge to urinate.

He picked up the dishes and walked to the snack area. Seeing this, Chen Yue followed him in a tacit understanding.

"What's wrong?" Chen Yue asked while holding the egg. The snake egg was quite large, no different from holding a baby in his arms: "What did you find?"

Pierre: "I think I drank too much water."

Chen Yue suddenly realized: "Oh~"

"Pee, it's not like you can only pee in the toilet."

"Well, I turn around now and you pee." He explained: "The live broadcast will mosaic you. As for the waiters around us, they are not the same species as us, so it doesn't matter if you watch it."

"Do you care if a group of dogs peek at you when you go to the toilet?"

Chen Yue felt that it was not a good deal to exchange for his own safety for something as small as peeing his pants.

Pierre took a deep breath.

He really missed Xu Ye now, at least Xu Ye wouldn't make such outrageous suggestions.

How did Xu Ye tolerate Chen Yue, the sixth child?

What Pierre didn't know was that usually in this situation, Xu Ye wouldn't say anything and would just kick the person awake with a flying roundhouse kick.

And Chen Laoliu, who knew very well how to watch others' orders, never dared to act like Laoliu in front of Xu Ye.

Pierre took a deep breath: "I think we should go to the bathroom. There is an unexplored area there. There may be some clues."

"And with the combined strength of the two of us, the probability of an accident will be much lower..."

"Don't you want to pass the level with five stars? Don't you want to impress Mr. Xu Ye?"

Chen Yue thought deeply that he personally is a conservative explorer and does not like to take risks casually.

After all, he once tried to clear the level with five stars, but ended up overestimating his own strength and almost ended up stuck in the dungeon forever.

"Do you have to ask me to repeat your performance in the dungeon to Xu Ye when I go back?" Pierre used his trump card and covered his chest with heartache.

Everyone has a mobile phone, and it is normal to chat occasionally and talk on WeChat about what happened in the dungeon.

"Okay, let's go." Chen Yue nodded.

Outside the screen, Xu Ye slapped the table: "This Pierre is getting more and more outrageous."

Liang Xing picked up a small fan and blew it on Xu Ye's forehead while trying to dissuade him: "Calm down, calm down."

"Go back and hit it."

Xu Ye snorted.

People can be divided into close friends and close friends, and friends can be divided into good friends and better friends.

Xu Ye didn't have any big expectations for Chen Yue. He repeatedly gave money to the other person, just so that the person could at least come back safely.

From Chen Yue's perspective, he is greedy for life and loves life more than death.

Knowing this, Xu Ye would not blindly let the other party die according to his own interests.

As for the viewers who watched the live broadcast together, their reactions developed in a weird direction:

"I'm convinced, old six, two old six."

"One made the other party stand there and pee, and the other brought out Boss Xu Ye in an attempt to suppress the other party."

"You two... were so wonderful. The conversation was one for the history books."

"Tsk, it's hard to comment."

The two grown men returned to the table again, asked the waiter where they were, and then got up to go to the toilet together.

The waiter looked at the two of them strangely: "What a coincidence, are you both in need of urination together?"

Chen Yue took Pierre's hand and said happily: "No, we just followed each other to the toilet."

"Men also need someone to accompany them."

Pierre's face turned green.

But he didn't forget to turn around and tell the waiter: "Help me fill up the bottom of the pot."

[Rule 3: Remember to ask the waiter to add soup in time, and never boil the pot dry. 】

They didn't know how long they had to go to the toilet. If the soup base burned out on the way, it would be a violation of the rules.

Pierre stood there and watched the waiter fill up the pots for both of them before leaving with peace of mind.

Barrage: "My Brother Pi is rigorous."

"Help, who understands my laughter?"

"Holding hands to the bathroom, it feels like we are back in junior high school, that youthful era~"

……

During this period, the two of them passed by a stainless steel door.

Pierre took two steps forward to check. Suddenly, his shoulder was tapped from behind.

The supervisor in a black suit stood behind him and emphasized expressionlessly: "Guest, the toilet is in front."

Pierre quickly glanced at Chen Yue next to him, who shook his head.

It means that he doesn't know how this supervisor came here, he just appeared suddenly.

"Guest, please don't break the rules." The hotel manager stared at Pierre, his dark eyes...without pupils.

He raised his hand and pointed,

The stainless steel door clearly says "The back kitchen is an important area, diners are not allowed to enter".

Barrage: "Isn't this where the Tulip Chosen One entered just now?"

"I understand. He ate spoiled food and was contaminated, and he used the kitchen as a bathroom."