Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The audience in the live broadcast room also took a breath: "It's too reckless, this is the world of weird stories."

"What if the waiter is weird..."

In the strange world, Kamili was stunned after he finished shouting.

The waiter's attitude was so good that he just forgot where he was and subconsciously adopted his usual attitude towards others.

Kamili has no qualities. In real life, he has been frequently searched several times for insulting waiters.

But because of local cultural beliefs as a whole, his behavior received a 50-50 rating. Half of the people scolded him for his lack of quality, while the other half thought he was so cool, a real man, and a role model for the new generation in society.

Under such an atmosphere of public opinion, Kamili indulged himself more and more, until he got into the weird talk about rules and still couldn't hold it back.

Seeing the humble attitude of the waiter, Kamili took action.

He said to the supervisor in black clothes passing by: "I want to complain. Her service attitude is not good."

The supervisor looked at him for a few seconds, and Kamili's heart jumped into his throat.

The supervisor Jie Jiejie laughed out loud: "Of course, my distinguished guest."

Without the waiter's pull, Kamili finally arrived at the door of the hotel as he wished. He was held by the supervisor and returned to his seat.

"Guest, you need to order first."

"Our hotel's policy is to serve guests well and never allow guests to go hungry."

Kamili found himself sitting on the sofa, unable to move his body.

Until the second waiter arrived.

The waiter was a young man. He seemed to be in bad spirits. There were layers of dark circles at the corners of his eyes. He looked like he hadn't slept for a long time.

Kamili didn't care about the waiter's state and shouted loudly: "I want to leave. If you don't let me go, I will file a complaint against you."

Kamili firmly believed that as long as he did not agree to order and delayed, he would leave the restaurant sooner or later.

But those waiters didn't dare to do anything to him.

……

In the romantic country, Pierre finished ordering the bottom of the pot and turned to the next page of the menu.

Each dish inside has the best shabu-shabu time marked on the back.

Hairy belly: 9 to 15 seconds

Lamb rolls: 30 seconds to 1 minute

Lettuce: 1 minute

Brainstorm: 8 minutes

……

Out of caution, Pierre ordered a few vegetarian dishes first. As for the "mutton roll" recommended in red letters on the menu, he didn't order it at all.

The waiter was a little surprised: "Is that all?"

Pierre nodded: "If it's not enough, we'll order it later. We have to cherish the food, right?"

The waiter nodded.

From beginning to end, the two of them had a great time getting along. Pierre did not do anything to embarrass the other party. Even if he occasionally rejected the proposal, he would give legitimate reasons.

There is a feeling of being approachable and like a spring breeze.

[Rule 4: Waiters have good tempers and they will not get angry easily. 】

When most people see this rule, the first thing they think of is to find a way to verify it. After discovering that the rule is correct, they will definitely think that this is a relatively broad rule that is used to save lives.

Pierre, an ordinary person, came to the exact opposite conclusion.

You don’t get angry easily. As a waiter, do you have the right to be angry with guests?

First of all, there is a problem with the overall statement.

Pierre is more inclined to think that this rule says that waiters will definitely be angry with guests and they are very dangerous.

……

Three tables away from Pierre and not far away, Chen Yue was also holding an egg and sitting there communicating with the waiter.

The two of them looked at each other in the distance, and after ordering, they walked to the snack table together.

There are many varieties on the snack table. Pierre has eaten them many times in the real world and is accustomed to them.

But this is the first time for people from many countries to see:

"OMG, it's so rich, there are more than a dozen side dishes."

“There are more types of kimchi than in kimchi country.”

"Brother, that's not a dish, it's a seasoning."

"I really don't know what you eat every day. You can make such a fuss when you encounter a small food table."

"Eat sandwiches and sausages, boiled vegetables."

"Haha, so healthy, but also so boring..."

……

In front of the snack bar, two men were whispering.

Chen Yue scooped a large spoonful of sesame paste into the bowl and added some chopped green onion. He is from the north, and his habit of eating hot pot since he was a kid is to dip it in sesame sauce.

Pierre took a sniff at the small food table, pointed to one of the cans filled with oil and said, "It smells good."

I saw the words "Signature Sheet Oil" stuck on the jar. When people get close to it within a certain range, they will smell a strange fragrance, which will seduce the gluttons in their stomachs to a great extent.

The saliva couldn't help but secrete.

Chen Yue immediately said: "You can try it."

Pierre: "Why don't you try?"

"You try."

"Just try it..."

The two of them pushed each other for a while, knowing that this was a trap deliberately set by the rules ghost talk, so neither of them took it.

Chen Yue suddenly said:

"It would be great if Xu Ye was here, he must like this."

"Yes, maybe I'll mix it with suet and eat it with ice cream."

"Eh~ It tastes so strong."

"Do you think he will use this as a hair oil to polish his hair?"

"Or cut off a piece of meat on the spot, refine it into oil, and replace the oil inside. Let others eat his own."

"It makes sense, from now on it will be suet Xu Ye."

Immediately afterwards, the two of them actually laughed, as if teasing Xu Ye was something particularly interesting.

They didn't know that Xu Ye didn't enter the dungeon this time, they just thought that he didn't share the same dungeon with them.

During Xu Ye's rest time, he usually doesn't watch replays. If there is particularly important information, members of the Weird Talk Bureau will tell him alone.

And the members of the Weird Talk Bureau will definitely not mention the words "Suet Xuye".

Xu Ye, who was drinking tea in front of the screen, spat out: "Rumors, absolutely rumors. Such behavior is simply outrageous."

"Are they usually like this?" Xu Ye asked the question to everyone in the Strange Talk Bureau, not believing in evil.

"Forehead……"

Under his coercion, everyone in the Strange Talk Bureau said bravely: "No way."

"There are only a few multiplayer dungeons."

"So we talk like this every time we meet?" Xu Ye couldn't believe it.

Liang Xing held back her laughter and almost burst into tears.

From his perspective, he could naturally see that the reason why the two of them were chatting like this was because they both had a good relationship with Xu Ye. They used this as a bond to increase their familiarity and trust in each other in the dungeon.

Xu Ye was still speechless. Fortunately, these people usually behaved like gentlemen in front of him. They were all fake!

Does he rub suet on his hair? Has he oiled his hair?

It's simply a lie.

However, although his face showed anger, Xu Ye continued to sit down. He wanted to see what good shit these two people could hold in their mouths when they were together.