Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

In the morning, Xu Ye came to the front hall and greeted several people politely.

"Hello, Master."

What he was holding in his hand was the knife that had been thrown away by Butler Zhou that morning. There were intestines and belly hanging on it and bloody pieces of meat. At first glance, it was definitely the work of an animal.

"Morning, good morning."

Several people sat on chairs with different expressions on their faces, and they were silent for a while.

In the end, it was Zhou Xicheng who spoke first: "You, did you kill the housekeeper?"

"No." Xu Ye shook his head: "It is illegal to kill someone. How can I break the law?"

Zhou Xicheng: "Then you are here..."

Xu Ye sat upright: "I came to see my lover. She and I have vowed to each other. We have made an agreement that I must come back to find her."

"Please tell me where she is." When he said this, he raised the blade in his hand, unconsciously stabbed himself, then pulled out the knife and stretched it in the direction of the four of them.

Zhou Xicheng was confused: "Sir, please calm down."

"There are only five people in our mansion, including Butler Zhou, and the rest are all here."

"Who is your wife?" Zhou Xicheng was a little surprised. Could it be that there is someone in this family who has made a private life-long commitment to the scholar?

"I don't know." Xu Ye shook his head: "I forgot everything. I only remember that I came here to find my lover. If I can't find it, then..."

Just what?

Xu Ye had a headache: "Yes, if you find them, kill all the others."

"Only my lover deserves to survive."

Xu Ye forgot many things, but he only remembered the words he said before going to bed. Soon, he planned to tie up everyone on the ground.

It was Shaoyao who said tremblingly: "Master, since you are not sure which of us is your wife, you might as well wait a little longer in case of accidental killing."

Xu Ye felt it made sense and nodded, before a few people became happy.

He blew on the tip of the knife:

"My patience is limited."

"You guys, prove who is my lover within today. Otherwise, you will all die..."

This isn't right.

Shouldn't it be impossible to prove that they are all alive?

Zhou Xicheng: "If they all die, you will never see your lover again."

"She would rather die than see me, which means she no longer has me in her heart. Let this love dissipate with the wind~" Xu Ye's face was full of vicissitudes of life.

Good one dissipates.

Zhou Xicheng said with a bitter face: "You just lost a piece of love, and what we lost is life~"

"I'll fight you!"

Anyway, he is definitely not a man. He will die sooner or later. In this case, it is better to fight for himself now.

"What are you waiting for?"

"You won't come together."

Zhou Xicheng rushed forward, and he found that except for himself, no one of the three remaining women was with him.

A ridiculous thought arises in my mind: "Could it be that all three of you are..."

Zhou Xiqiao sat on the ground: "Well, brother, I still want to fight for myself."

"What if, the scholar and I had an unforgettable love..."

Zhou Xicheng: "Is there anything you don't know about?"

……

On the other side, Pierre stayed in the second lady's room.

Peony stood guard at the door.

Through the process of elimination, Pierre first determined that the person Zhou Xiqiao loved was not him. After several twists and turns, his eyes locked on the second lady.

He is now extremely sure that the other person is his "love".

Pierre thought about the three-star customs clearance requirements, so he asked: "I am about to go to the capital to take the exam. Are you willing to leave with me?"

As expected, the second lady rejected him face to face.

"Okay." Pierre said with a helpless expression on his face: "Let's say goodbye."

"I wish you a happy life."

Pierre waited for the next step, because the clearance rules said: [Three-star clearance: Find your lover and ask her if she is willing to leave with you. If you refuse, please leave Zhou Mansion with her blessing. 】

The red peonies on her body gave her a strange and coquettish feeling.

The second lady paused: "I wish you a bright future."

Pierre turned around: "Is there nothing else? For example, have a safe journey and stay away from ghosts."

Pierre used the idioms from the Dragon Kingdom that he had specially learned.

The second lady pursed her lips, picked up the mirror on one side and admired her appearance, and said no more.

Next to him, Zhou Xijin roared angrily at the two of them: "Adulterer and adulteress."

"You bitch, you're hooking up with someone behind my back so early in the morning."

He was so angry that he kept coughing, leaving no doubt that he would collapse in the next second.

Unfortunately, no one paid attention to what he said.

Pierre sat beside the second lady's bed: "I'm not leaving."

"I want to stay and help you fulfill your wish."

Obviously, in this copy, the so-called "blessing" cannot be obtained casually.

Pierrehau had no doubt that despite the blessing of "a bright future", he could not leave the dungeon at all. He might have died before leaving the Zhou family.

"Just think about it."

The second lady glanced at him.

Pierre came out of the second lady's room, walked to the door and murmured: "Sure enough, it's not that easy to clear the three-star level."

"Finding your lover is only the first step, and everyone can do it."

"The difficult thing is to help the second lady achieve her wish and gain her blessing."

And this is also a pitfall of the dungeon. Once the chosen one declares a relationship with his lover, it means that a difficult task has begun, and the one-star clearance condition will automatically expire.

Therefore, those who have been hesitant before and are in a wait-and-see state, thinking that they might be able to get a three-star if they wait a little longer, the risk factor is now greatly increased.

Barrage: "Pierre, what you say makes our boss Xu Ye very stupid."

"What does it mean that everyone can do it?"

"Speak for yourself, are you polite?"

"Hahaha, I finally found Mr. Xu Ye's shortcomings."

At this moment, the audience in the Dragon Kingdom were more anxious than ever before. This time, Xu Ye was not only unable to solve the problem, but also completely forgot his name.