Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

In front of him, with two small buns on his head, a figure wearing an indigo coat squatted on the roadside.

Xu Ye felt that it looked familiar, so he walked over.

The little maid who brought clothes to Zhou Xiqiao during the day turned her head. At this moment, her face was no longer as dull as it was during the day, but she no longer recognized Xu Ye. She just glared at him fiercely: "Get out of here, you are blocking me from drinking water." ”

Seeing that Xu Ye didn't move, she cursed loudly, took a few steps forward, raised her head, and opened her mouth.

She greedily absorbed the rain from the sky, her throat kept rolling, and she swallowed it one bite at a time.

"Delicious, really delicious."

"I'm dying of thirst."

Xu Ye tried to ask her some other questions, but got no answer.

These maids are essentially the same as during the day. Although they do different things, they all have the same lack of autonomy.

Xu Ye continued to move forward.

It was obviously night, but I could see clearly ahead. After careful observation, it turned out that the surroundings were filled with fog at some point, and the fog was emitting white light.

An old farmer lay on the ground and kept kowtowing:

"God bless, it finally rained."

"Thank God, the crops are saved, and the land rent to the Zhou family this year can be paid as promised..."

"The Zhou family collects 80% of the grain rent every year, not based on this year's harvest, but based on the largest harvest in previous years. Thank God, we are finally saved..."

He was overjoyed, and right next to him, several yellow grain seedlings miraculously grew several tens of centimeters in length after being watered by rain.

Xu Ye grabbed a piece of rice and peeled it open, revealing several full grains of rice. But he put the rice grains into the palm of his hand, and soon the rice turned black and slowly began to squirm as if it were alive.

Xu Ye threw away all the rice grains. He already had some guesses in his mind and needed further verification.

Barrage: "What is grain rent?"

"Farmers in certain dynasties in ancient times did not have their own fields and could only rent land from rich people to farm. They were called tenants."

"Oh my god, it's too shameless to harvest 80% of the grain, based on the highest harvest in previous years."

"Feudal society is really a cannibalistic place."

"It's okay. We drive screws every day. We can't buy a Porsche without eating or drinking for a lifetime. But the boss can buy it in a month. From this point of view, we are not only charged 80%."

"omg, stop talking, I have a friend who broke his defense."

……

Xu Ye continued walking forward and saw an abandoned cowshed. The animals in it were gone long ago, leaving only cow dung on the floor.

"it is this?"

Xu Ye turned in and used his feet to remove the weeds on the ground, and a black square iron cover appeared.

When the soles of the feet touch the iron cover, they inevitably make a "dong-dong-dong" sound.

"Who, Shaoyao?" A faint voice came from below. If Xu Ye's ears weren't strong and someone else walked nearby, he wouldn't have been heard at all.

Xu Ye squatted down so that he could use the railings of the bullpen to cover his body and hear more clearly.

"No, it's not Peony. Peony doesn't come at this time."

"who are you?"

"still there?"

This was the voice of an old man. He spoke intermittently, and he would gasp loudly from time to time: "Are you still there?"

It gives people a feeling that their life is about to end.

"Don't bother." A lady followed and said, "Maybe some servant passed by accidentally."

"It's not like you don't know that there are few people here...it's hard for them to hear."

Xu Ye knocked on the iron plate of the cellar three times regularly.

The sudden voice immediately made the two people below extremely happy: "Are you still there?"

"who are you?"

Xu Ye lowered his voice, coughed, and said, "I am Butler Zhou."

"How can you be Butler Zhou?" The old man smiled, and his vicissitudes of voice revealed some clarity: "Butler Zhou has been with me for so many years, and he has always called himself an old slave."

"Child, you are a foreigner."

Xu Ye stopped talking. He made many mistakes. The people below clearly knew his identity from the beginning, but they still pretended to be "servants".

Servant, are there any real servants in this mansion?

Xu Ye was not in a hurry. He was not the one being imprisoned now. The other party wanted something from him, and sooner or later his flaws would be revealed.

Seeing that there was no sound from above again, the people below did not wait for a while and became really anxious.

"Don't go."

"To tell you the truth, we are the masters of the Zhou Mansion, and the woman above is our daughter-in-law. The eldest son went out to do business, and the younger son died. My daughter-in-law, in order to monopolize the family's property, cruelly locked us up. In the cellar."

Please, kindhearted person, help us old couple. "

"Let us out."

"If we stay any longer, we will be killed by our daughter-in-law sooner or later."

This is quite different from what Xu Ye heard from Zhou Xijin and Zhou Xicheng during the day. But who is Xu Ye, and what does it have to do with him if others die.

In addition, their words were illogical and full of loopholes, so Xu Ye summoned Xiaoyue.

Xiaoyue is wearing a beautiful Hanfu with two rabbit ears on her head, like a beautiful little fairy.

Xiaoyue followed Xu Ye's order and asked: "How can I help you?"

As if they didn't expect to be so young, the people below were stunned for a moment:

"Are you... a child?"

"Child?" Xiaoyue thought for a moment: "It's not a child, it's a child. Xiaoyue is six..."

Xu Ye poked her.

"Children of sixteen."

Xu Ye: "..."

audience:"……"

However, the old woman who had rarely spoken spoke spoke in a kind voice: "Little boy, grandma has been locked up by bad guys."

"If you see a big sister coming with food later, she is the bad guy who bullied us. Kill her."

Xiaoyue rolled her eyes: "Grandma, I'm so young, how could I kill my sister?"

"Good boy, when she opens the iron cover, you pounce on her."

Xu Ye's face looked slightly cold.

Jump on it... The cellar is usually empty and there is still a certain distance from the ground.

If Xiaoyue really obeys and does as she is told, there is a high probability that she and Shaoyao will fall down together. If Xiaoyue was just a normal child, she would probably suffer a broken bone even if she didn't die.

"Okay, but how is grandma going to repay Xiaoyue? My brother said that if someone asks me for help, they have to pay for it." Xiaoyue was lying at the entrance of the cellar, her eyes rolling.

"How about grandma treating Xiaoyue to a meal? Grandma has a lot of candies and snacks there. She can't finish them all in a year. Give them all to Xiaoyue."

"Grandma is bad, I am not a child." Xiaoyue pouted: "Xiaoyue likes money, the more money, the better."

Barrage: "Although...but...she is still a child, so talking like this is money, isn't it bad?"

"Boss Xu Ye, is this how you usually take care of your children in private?"

"Hahaha, I like Xiaoyue. I have never suffered from it since I was a child."

Strange talk about the world,

"Good boy, what's the use of money? You can't spend it at such a young age, why not change it to your favorite snacks."

The two people in the cellar spent a long time trying to impress Xiaoyue and exchange their "money" for worthless candies, but it was of no use.

"Give you money." Finally, the old lady almost squeezed out the words through her teeth, and she whispered in one place.

Xu Ye asked Xiaoyue to stay where she was, and he went to follow the location to get the money.

Ten minutes later, Xu Ye came back with a satisfied look on his face. The cellar had been opened from above.