Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

It was pouring with rain when we arrived, but it had stopped by the time we left.

The rain stopped...

Xu Ye mentally estimated when this copy would end. If it was just to get out of the rain, he could have left now.

"I know you are impatient, please don't be impatient first." Xu Ye's hand was held by a pair of cold hands.

"How could I not be in a hurry?" He lowered his head and saw Shaoyao molesting him, and slapped him away.

His hands are so strong that he doesn't know the importance, or in other words, he knows the importance...

In short, the result was that one of Shaoyao's hands was broken, dangling weakly under his sleeve.

The strange thing is that even though her hand was broken, she didn't get angry. Instead, there was a happy expression on her face, and she looked at Xu Ye with appreciation in her eyes.

Shaoyao took out a key from his pocket with his other hand and pointed to the door in front of him: "Young Master will stay here at night."

Xu Ye didn't find it strange at all. Ever since he joined the Rules and Monsters, he had often encountered such people.

then……

Xu Ye decided to help her, raised his hand, and gave Shaoyao two big cunts of love, serving him all over his body.

"You guys have really special preferences...you don't need to thank me." He waved his hand and strode into the room.

Only Shaoyao was left lying on the ground, spitting out a mouthful of black blood.

……

Xu Ye came to the room. As expected of a wealthy family, the environment was pretty good.

The wooden bed was covered with a soft quilt, and when sitting on it, the whole person "sunken" into it, and there was a candle next to it.

Xu Ye opened the quilt and a note appeared.

[Rules for staying in the Zhou Mansion:]

[Rule 1: The rain in the sky is very scary. It falls directly on the body and has a strong corrosive effect. 】

[Rule 2: When you are thirsty, make sure the water you drink is clean. 】

[Rule 3: Crops irrigated by rain cannot be eaten. 】

[Rule 4: The letter of introduction from the government in the bamboo basket is a symbol of your status. Don’t lose it, otherwise you will never be able to leave the gate of Zhou Mansion. 】

[Rule 5: It seems good to stay here? 】

[Rule 6: You have a sweetheart living in this house. You have agreed that you will never leave her. The purpose of your visit this time is to take her away. 】

[Rule 7: Don’t enter a woman’s room casually, let alone sit on her bed casually. 】

[Rule 8: Don’t go out and have private meetings with people in the middle of the night. 】

[Rule 9: When you are with a female family member, please make sure there is a third person present. 】

[Rule 10: If the female family member is your lover, all the above three rules can be ignored. 】

[Rule 11: Don’t forget your name. 】

[Rule 12: Don’t light a lamp when sleeping at night. 】

Don't forget the name? What's my name?

Xu Ye thought for a moment and carved his name on the wall.

"It seems that the rules are not fully stated. Rain not only damages the body, but also distorts people's cognition."

"Alas." Xu Ye sighed and lay on the bed.

Suddenly I began to imagine what I would become after distorting my cognition.

He took out a lamp and placed it beside the bed. The whole room was illuminated with green light.

Xu Ye turned around and looked at the lamp and found that there was not much lamp oil inside.

"It needs to be replenished quickly." He said to himself.

……

Silent all night.

But many of the chosen ones from other countries are not so lucky.

Because of the rain during the day, red pustules appeared on my body and it was extremely itchy.

For someone like Chen Yue who reacted quickly and quickly entered the mansion, he only had two or three illnesses, so the impact was not big.

But some people had a large area on their bodies.

They scratched and scratched at their bodies, which soon became bloody.

"It's so itchy, I really want to die..."

These people had dark circles under their eyes the next day, obviously not sleeping well. What's more serious is that when they woke up early in the morning, they couldn't remember their own names, and it took them a long time to remember them.

The chosen ones were called to eat with pustules all over their bodies. At the dinner table, everyone drooled at them.

……

At seven o'clock in the morning, Xu Ye stretched.

This time it was an ancient copy and watches were not allowed, but Xu Ye knew the time and he was loyal to his biological clock.

Looking at the remaining oil lamp next to him, Xu Ye sighed again.

"Dong dong dong".

There was a knock on the door of the room, and Butler Zhou stood at the door: "Sir, the Second Madam calls you to go to the front hall for dinner."

Xu Ye looked at him from head to toe.

Butler Zhou was so frightened by the sight that he asked in a trembling voice: "Master?"

Xu Ye shook his head: "It's too weak and the effect is not good."

I don't know why, although Xu Ye didn't say anything nice, but Butler Zhou was relieved.

At that moment, it felt like being... targeted by some ferocious beast?

The other party's eyes looked at him very unkindly.

Butler Zhou became even more unhappy and sneered in his heart. Sooner or later, this kid would have to distort his cognition and take the initiative to run into his bowl.

"Who is the second lady?"

Housekeeper Zhou already regarded Xu Ye as his food and blurted out: "Didn't you see him yesterday?"

Xu Ye asked: "What about the eldest lady?"

He must find out all the female relatives in the house and their relationship with him in order to find the "good" person.

"There is no eldest lady, and the eldest young master is not married yet."

This sounds weird. In ancient times, there was usually an order of eldest son and youngster. After the eldest son got married, the second son got married. This family did the opposite.

Xu Ye thought of the sick man he saw yesterday, and suddenly understood that it was really difficult to get married with such a body.

There is no need to get married.

"How many women are there in this mansion?"

But Butler Zhou refused to answer and looked at Xu Ye cautiously.

Xu Ye took out a pile of strange coins, and Butler Zhou's eyes suddenly lit up, but he didn't know what he thought of, so he didn't take it and said mockingly: "Young master, you'd better hurry in."

Don't worry, the money will be his sooner or later.

Xu Ye curled his lips and stuffed the money back.

There was a round table placed in the hall, and people had already been seated there, whom I had not seen for a long time.

"This is my sister, Zhou Xiqiao."

Zhou Xiqiao is sixteen years old this year, with a delicate appearance, a small round face, and a very innocent and lovable smile.

Xu Ye thought about it for a while. There were currently three female dependents in this family. Zhou Xiqiao was not married, so the possibility of falling in love with him was very high.

No, that maid is also possible.

Zhou Xiqiao glanced at Xu Ye and turned away shyly.

Several other people at the table suddenly looked ugly.